Mrs Hinch #182 Ronnies special day has come, but its all about Mummaz being number one!!

[simplelifex]

So out of 50 messages on that hideous offering, only 13 remain! Orange Juice you have done well to have not been booted!! What a bizarre thing to do, looks like an open casket

I am proud of myself I must say

I feel like the last tattler standing

 

[PinkFigs]

The comments on this so so weird! 3,500 messages telling a baby they don’t know how much they love him. Creep behaviour! View attachment 158704

It's such weird behaviour isn't it!

10 years ago when I had my youngest child I was on an Ivillage Mums Due board and there was a woman on there that was so full of herself and self absorbed, that everyone seemed to worship her like they worship Mrs Hinch. She would do things like post something such as her child wasn't well, then would disappear off for 24 hours while everyone worried and wrung their hands wondering if her kid was ok. Anyway, on his first birthday, despite the rest of us all having babies born in the same month, lots of group members were doing FB Happy Birthday cards/collages on their FB page and tagging her in them. Such weird behaviour!

 

[TomTitLane]

Singing don’t cry for me Maldon

 

[JamiesWillyHillBalance]

Well that’s at least 3/4 different types of wrapping paper in the first pics, then the yellow addition - at least 4/5 households have been there I would say

 

[Ranty McRantington]

She's such a twit. I thought he'd opened all his presents...

So what are those under the table? The ridiculously expensive and unrelatable presents she will get him to open Infront of the guests to show off!? Then claim to her cult that it was guests/followers that bought him them!!!!?

She's such a beggy little twit!

So it's only taken her one whole year to put her phone down and be present and take in moments of her son's life.... Doubt it! More like she wants to hide absolutely everything she doesn't want her followers to see!! The expensive gifts that her followers have basically bought by buying her tat, the amount of guests she has at the party, the lack of social distancing etc etc.

She infuriates me. Today isn't about Ronnie the poor mite. It's about her and all the attention she can get. He would have been more than happy with just four of them, in the garden on a blanket, playing with his toys and having some of his endless list of 'favourite' foods. I mean that dress for example. Why does she feel the need to dress up! I noticed she didn't show the label or tag where she got that designer number from.....

bleeping Moron!!!!

 

[Sazz1006]

My sons are grown up and my granddaughter is 10 so can I ask...is crushed Cheerios sand really a thing or another Hinch way of sanitising Ronnie’s learning experiences like the cling film on paint

 

[Lotte6058]

king henry is having a ball
At the party

nah that’s far too much exercise for lardsomes. Sat in a corner binging the cheese snacks more like. Eating his feelings as he isn’t the star of the show today.

 

[Gosssipwh*re]

My sons are grown up and my granddaughter is 10 so can I ask...is crushed Cheerios sand really a thing or another Hinch way of sanitising Ronnie’s learning experiences like the cling film on paint

This is the new thing I think although SS did it first a few days ago.

 

[Macklen83]

Ha ha ha ha ha come on which one of you funny fuckers has posted this

 

[shadyessex33]

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I think I’ve just ruined this film for myself it’s one of my favourites as well

 

[DoodlePoodle]

Where did those huge barrrrrskets of flowers come from?!

 

[Rach94]

I also can’t cope with the size of that “backdrop” board thing. Creating more waste, as always. I thought it was just a little thing until I saw it hanging up in the gazebo who gets something like that personalised for any bday party, let alone a 1 years old garden party

 

[Spacemonkey1972]

She wants to take it all in?? Aye ok love. That’s a heap of shite. What you mean is you’ve got way over the odds there for a gathering and can’t guarantee not showing all the people there. So after the party and jamie is willyhilling and she’s letting Freda of the high plains tidy up cos she’s exhausted. She’ll check the pics to only show a few there. Can see right thru you Sophlo

 

[PinkFigs]

Such an excessive amount of fuss, decoration and tat for a one year old's birthday!

 

[This is all nrw me to me]

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Ffs she's even trending on twitter. Give me strength.

She's also trending on you tube ivw seen the bloody evidence (hope I'm not late to the party on you tube ) sorry for the punn lol

 

[DoodlePoodle]

I also can’t cope with the size of that “backdrop” board thing. Creating more waste, as always. I thought it was just a little thing until I saw it hanging up in the gazebo who gets something like that personalised for any bday party, let alone a 1 years old garden party

I thought the same! It looked like a poster when she showed it. It’s the size of the whole wall of the gazebo! Must have cost a few squids!

 

[dancing in pyjamas]

On a ban

I must've missed that. Thank you.
I've been missing his/her posts lol

 

[CheekyCrackerLover]

I see she’s even closed the gazebo curtains on that side bleeping hell she hates the neighbour. Trying to hide!! Hope the neighbours stokes up their famous bonfire

 

[Camdenkitten]

Doesn't look like Rex will be visiting his bestie this afternoon. Joe has just posted a story of a very sleepy looking Rex with his eldest brother. If it's not a pre record they are nowhere near Hinch Towers

Do they live close to each other? Can't believe they would actually be invited during a lockdown/limited visiting allowance

 

[shadyessex33]

Just realised she looks like Alyssa Edwards in @TomTitLane Evita photo!!!