Mrs Hinch #182 Ronnies special day has come, but its all about Mummaz being number one!!

[Eat more cake]

The government guidelines say you’re not supposed to share food, crockery or cutlery with anyone so it’s all a mess

Anyone risking one of those manky sandwiches will be likely in trouble soon anyway. The state of the ham .

 

[Lisav]

no word of a lie I have pissed myself for 20 minutes reading this comment. I have tears streaming to the point where my husband is now involved and we can barely get a word out because we’re both crying with laughter! Won the internet today.

Own moon??? Dying!! Don't forget Maldon had it's own lake too.

 

[kittymamaxo]

Oops

 

[Bojolover]

I've got 2 insta accounts they blocked my home account I'm still watching from my personal deleted all comments but people are still coming in with the Verne troyer ones

40 odd comments yet when you click there’s like 6 nice ones

 

[Nutty.nora]

I am actually concerned with how many strangers are posting Ronnie all over their instagrams Lovely to wish him happy bday but a pervs paradise!!

 

[Scousedolly]

I have a suspicion she’s pregnant

Me too!! Been thinking this for a few weeks now!

 

[L00kform3]

How nice is SS birthday message to Ronnie? Then you had Mrs Hinch who made Rexs birthday message look like it was actually Ronnies birthday.

 

[I_came_I_saw]

they keep coming

 

[Shazzyshizzle]

Me too!! Been thinking this for a few weeks now!

Baby Reggie to add to the Hinch Twins

 

[Good Egg]

Developing story: the party prep is ready but the star of the show Ronnie, I mean Henry, I mean Hinch is nowhere to be seen?

Inside source states she is flouncing orders for them to “make Tattle stop” @TomTitLane over to you... what can you tell us?

 

[Lisav]

Oops

Actually howling at this because I have been watching Dahmers documentary.

 

[Feska]

As if someone actually made this

This is strange and very scary.

 

[Fickledipped19]

Ss cant wait to give Ronnie all the birthday cuddles

 

[Sloppy mess]

She has made one for each of the brothers

 

[Henny Penny]

Cute montage though obvious they’ve only ever met a handful of times
.. just counted- it’s 5 occasions photos were taken

 

[Good Egg]

Damn I’ve been blocked by the freaky bakery. It’ll be my head on a cake next

 

[TomTitLane]

Developing story: the party prep is ready but the star of the show Ronnie, I mean Henry, I mean Hinch is nowhere to be seen?

Inside source states she is flouncing orders for them to “make Tattle stop” @TomTitLane over to you... what can you tell us?

Well so far @Good Egg there has been very little activity. Hinch has done a great job of setting their hiding tents up and it's very hard for me to see what's going on from up here in the tree. I've sent a pigeon up to Trace in the loft to see if she is willing to give me any information but to be honest, all I had to bribe her is some tumble dryer fluff and old nuts I found in the bird feeder and so I'm not too hopeful. Back to you.

 

[Starttheline]

We're all waiting for the next story to take the piss. What's hilarious is that there's a whole other camp on the edge of their seats, waiting for the next story to gush over.

 

[Whitelilac]

Lovely message from SS until the last line when Jamie is thrown in as an afterthought. It's blatantly obvious that Ronnie has a stronger bond with his Dad and wouldn't have hit a lot of his milestones without Jamie being at home.
Very dismissive from Stacey

 

[Good Egg]

Well so far @Good Egg there has been very little activity. Hinch has done a great job of setting their hiding tents up and it's very hard for me to see what's going on from up here in the tree. I've sent a pigeon up to Trace in the loft to see if she is willing to give me any information but to be honest, all I had to bribe her is some tumble dryer fluff and old nuts I found in the bird feeder and so I'm not too hopeful. Back to you.

Good work @TomTitLane can I ask has there been any screeching? Any Sign of Jamie? Are any paps, make up artists there? What is the ambience on the street?
Ooooh I’ll have to come back to you we’ve had news that SS has released a message on socials - hold on