Mrs Hinch #179 Fatty got stuck, Ron won't get dressed, Vesties hair is wrong, all the best

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Am I right in thinking that for babies lunch she cooks pretty much a normal meal with veg but just had natchos or other microwave stuff at teatime? Why not do finger food for Ron at lunch time and a proper meal for the 3 of them to eat together later? That's how babies learn.
 
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I’m asking this riskily at the end of a thread as it probably won’t get seen but where is the secret office? They have to have one for the sales stuff and I’ve never seen a printer to print off these weaning photos.
 
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I reckon it’s because she wanted the checkout person to comment
about ‘hinching’ then do a double take and see it was her and dissolve into a Zoflora wax puddle on the floor
100% that exactly
 
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If she was that scared she would've gone out with a mask, I bought a washable non medical one online. Surprised to see disposables are available.
 
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I went to B&M earlier today (don't judge me - I secretly love it in there) and they had these wipes for 89p. The hand sanitizer she has doesn't have a high enough alcohol content to kill coronavirus.
I also only touched what I bought. I didn't go around pointing and clawing at everything.
 

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But the point is, shops have asked people not to touch things that they aren’t buying. It is not necessary to finger everything in the shop, it’s just common sense at the moment
 
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“The best thing about a Hinch haul is finding homes for everything” You put the rice in a box labelled “rice”, bet that took you fucking ages
 
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Thread suggestion: Hinchy’s claws are everywhere, touching cloffs & chucking mats! Anxiety, My ass!
 
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I’m asking this riskily at the end of a thread as it probably won’t get seen but where is the secret office? They have to have one for the sales stuff and I’ve never seen a printer to print off these weaning photos.
I've always wondered where the printer is too!! She definitely has one, she printed out her vacuum cleaner instructions and the cheesecake recipe!
 
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If she was that scared she would've gone out with a mask, I bought a washable non medical one online. Surprised to see disposables are available.
She apparently bought some, they where in that box of tat she got delivered from poundstretcher
 
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Did she really just put the battery-operated wooden lamp that she bought to style in her house, in the garden?
 
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Did she not read the age on the sand pit? It’s 18 months plus. Moron.
 
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I actually bought that egg poacher from B n M yesterday, and uploaded it to my stories before she got the jump on it. I must say my post is actually more genuine and funnier of I do say so myself! (I made sure to hide my name this time )
 

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Another day another cupboard with no child lock (she claimed to have put on)
The cloffff cupboard that holds the cloffffs that she recently washed in Zoflora. The one's Ronald likes to get out. Well done, Hinch.
 
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