Mrs Hinch #179 Fatty got stuck, Ron won't get dressed, Vesties hair is wrong, all the best

[mammaof3]

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Fatty got stuck, Ronnie won't get dressed, Vesties hair went wrong, all the effin best.


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[EddieBeds]

They’ve got to be trolling us with that haircut right?! Do you think she asked Jamie to take one for the team ‘to give them tattle bastards something to talk about’?!
I’ve not attempted any lockdown hair cuts other than trimming the threenagers fringe so can’t judge but

 

[TomTitLane]

OMG guuuuyyys, this is my 3rd thread title this month. I think I'm going to celebrate with some prune juice and a bowl of raw onions. Please send me loads of private messages telling me how wonderful I am and how much I make you laugh. Thanks, guuuuyyys.

 

[Johnson1901]

OMG guuuuyyys, this is my 3rd thread title this month. I think I'm going to celebrate with some prune juice and a bowl of raw onions. Please send me loads of private messages telling me how wonderful I am and how much I make you laugh. Thanks, guuuuyyys.

I’m gonna send you some nachos, chilli sauce and some fairy dish washer tabs to help you celebrate

 

[CoolMom]

They’ve got to be trolling us with that haircut right?! Do you think she asked Jamie to take one for the team ‘to give them tattle bastards something to talk about’?!
I’ve not attempted any lockdown hair cuts other than trimming the threenagers fringe so can’t judge but

I left my whole household to grow it out, especially my turdler, theres no way in hell I am getting him to sit still whilst I whack out the kitchen scissors!

In other news I just changed my 15 month olds nappy. She had a bit of a bitchfit about being asked to lie still so I told her she had to, gave her a teletubby to look at and got on with it. A question for you all - should I have actually just given up and posted about it on Instagram too? Did I do it wrong?!

 

[mammaof3]

I'm posting that haircut again as it is fecking hilarious

 

[I just nosey]

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Look in the mirror

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Look in the mirror Hinch !!! #bekind

 

[aufish3045]

OMG that haircut! I’ve done better and I’m not a “hairdresser” she’s an embarrassment

 

[Macklen83]

@Makaraka i appreciate SOME will take the piss, but there will be more genuine people who need them than the tit bags who squander them, and the thought of kids going without makes my blood run cold.

A 22 year old lad having the wherewithal to actually appreciate his platform, appreciate what he has and to wanna help is delightful and a massive massive step to restoring my faith in humankind. In a world full of people just like Hinch. She really is a nasty selfish shite

 

[Upyourshinch]

I'm posting that haircut again as it is fecking hilarious

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Omg I was literally going to post this

 

[Brightstar72]

I'm posting that haircut again as it is fecking hilarious

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Wow. He’s piled the weight on since their wedding

 

[shadyessex33]

What on earth is that hair?! It’s because he insists on having the teenager “fade” hair cut. Time to shave it off and grow up J-Bags! All the vest!!!

 

[Sazz1006]

@Macklen83. Too late to quote your post but I watched Marcus on the news while I had my lunch and had to shed a tear. What an amazing young man, what a great mum too. All that is very close to my heart, thankfully not now but when I was a kid.

 

[Good Egg]

OMG guuuuyyys, this is my 3rd thread title this month. I think I'm going to celebrate with some prune juice and a bowl of raw onions. Please send me loads of private messages telling me how wonderful I am and how much I make you laugh. Thanks, guuuuyyys.

Well I’ve just had to be picked off up the floor, adjust my gretel filter and spill my drink all over the floor.
Damn it! 54 likes on my suggestion...

Guyzzzzz like mummmazzzzzzz posts next time mummmmmazzzzzzzz

Well done on the winning thread title! One day I will get one (lockdown goals )

All the vest

 

[Rainbow_colours]

OMG guuuuyyys, this is my 3rd thread title this month. I think I'm going to celebrate with some prune juice and a bowl of raw onions. Please send me loads of private messages telling me how wonderful I am and how much I make you laugh. Thanks, guuuuyyys.

Don’t go throwing the prune juice around

 

[DipsyDoodle]

They’ve got to be trolling us with that haircut right?! Do you think she asked Jamie to take one for the team ‘to give them tattle bastards something to talk about’?!
I’ve not attempted any lockdown hair cuts other than trimming the threenagers fringe so can’t judge but

My partner and I (both short haired women) have clippered each other's hair a couple of times during lockdown just to keep on top of it, and despite neither of us having any hair cutting experience, we did a far better job

 

[Upyourshinch]

Bet this is what he's telling himself right now

 

[TomTitLane]

Well I’ve just had to be picked off up the floor, adjust my gretel filter and spill my drink all over the floor.
Damn it! 54 likes on my suggestion...

Guyzzzzz like mummmazzzzzzz posts next time mummmmmazzzzzzzz

Well done on the winning thread title! One day I will get one (lockdown goals )

All the vest

I promise when it's time for the next thread title suggestion I will develop a Hinch like claw that doesn't allow me to type. Does mummmazzzzzzzz forgives her fellow Tattle bastard or do I have to go and sit on the cement cake tile naughty step?

 

[shadyessex33]

My partner and I (both short haired women) have clippered each other's hair a couple of times during lockdown just to keep on top of it, and despite neither of us having any hair cutting experience, we did a far better job

I done my husbands and did quiet a good job. He said I was a bit rough but I said well usually when I’m doing people’s hair they are dead

 

[Rainbow_colours]

She has cut his hair like this to keep the sun and daily mail making click bait out of her, yawn! I’ve never cut hair in my entire life and have been doing my husband and sons and it looks fine, total and utter BS as always