Mrs Hinch #164 babyproof greyskull castle? No way, that's too much hassle!

[Kittymckat]

He used to bring me roses, I wish he could again. But that was on the outside; and things were different then

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All of the episodes are on YouTube. When Charlotte was a baby I used the night feeds/naptime to go through all 692 episodes!

 

[Dickydoo123]

All the Hinchers out tomorrow with their bags for life filling them with piss ridden dead grass can’t wait to see her getting tagged in these picture!!!
#pissridden #mingehairbowl

What’s with the new obsession now with air quality?? Humidifier, moss bowl just be less trigger happy with the bleeping fabreze

 

[Instaflop]

All the Hinchers out tomorrow with their bags for life filling them with piss ridden dead grass can’t wait to see her getting tagged in these picture!!!
#pissridden #mingehairbowl

What’s with the new obsession now with air quality?? Humidifier, moss bowl just be less trigger happy with the bleeping fabreze

Mingehairbowl!

 

[mammaof3]

bleeping kardashians again... hun, they ain't gonna want to talk or even associate with your tacky self. Stop trying to reach out to them. It's the same old tit with her.
If she's not begging to "work" with Ordinary products, she's banging on and trying to get the kardashians to speak to her.

and the attempts to get Marie Kondo to acknowledge her folding clothes etc, She's a sheep herself

 

[Mrsstaff]

If she stopped spraying so many chemicals around her house she wouldn't need any flipping moss!!

 

[Kittymckat]

Mine wore Chloe the original. I still have a bottle I occasionally sniff when I want the memory. Was her 'out out' perfume lol

White diamonds by Elizabeth Taylor for my mum. I sometimes handle the bottle with gloves and sniff from a distance - that stuff lingers!!!

 

[Hilopicklelo]

 

[Kittymckat]

That’s why she keeps a photo on his food board to remind her

You bugger! I did a double take and was like 'fuuuuck he really does look like Danny devito'

 

[Hansnomesmans]

Genuine question - when (or if) Jamie goes back to work and Ronnie’s crawling how is she going to film her making ronnies breakfasyt/lunch videos? Concentrating on her phone editing it and all that tit whilst jamie is clearly watching Ronnie. im a single parent and it was hard to multitask but i wasnt filming content all day so i was on the ball.
Will she trap him in a play pen?? Henry will have more freedom ... she seemed a bit frazzled filming i think was some stuff she had maybe skin care i cant remember and she said ronnie had got up from nap early and ruined her filming
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Genuine question - when (or if) Jamie goes back to work and Ronnie’s crawling how is she going to film her making ronnies breakfasyt/lunch videos? Concentrating on her phone editing it and all that tit whilst jamie is clearly watching Ronnie. im a single parent and it was hard to multitask but i wasnt filming content all day so i was on the ball.
Will she trap him in a play pen?? Henry will have more freedom ... she seemed a bit frazzled filming i think was some stuff she had maybe skin care i cant remember and she said ronnie had got up from nap early and ruined her filming

Two words.. Ma Barker

 

[Ranty McRantington]

What thread is this!? I've got severe FOMO! I really shouldn't try and be 'down with the kids' I just feel like a twit!

Oh my gosh, so I need to start following OK! magazine as these threads on Zoph are hilarious. There are some right legends and also bellends on here. I'm about to share a brainwashed bellend I saw after only reading for 30 seconds....

I mean really, she's not fake!!! Come off it. She even admitted herself she was only in it for the effing money you soft twit!

 

[CoolMom]

I ordered a pack of 20 of the cupboard locks and they arrived yesterday. They are great. I'm just glad I ordered them last week and didn't leave it. Because her barmy army will be ordering them now, kids or no bleeping kids

We have the magnetic cupboard locks (sorry Zoph, you weren't the first one!) They're good, sturdy and simple but my equally simple husband does not seem to understand the concept of keeping the key in it's designated place! Ohhh the rage!

Calling Bingo on her ranting Jamie has lost the key

 

[Allthevest20]

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Pissed me off more after my earlier post stating about genuine anxiety being irrational as I live with it and BAM nerves through the roof and don't know why, PISS OFF

 

[Hansnomesmans]

I’m calling bingo on Vestlife cooking something this week

 

[fannysjohnny]

Ronron grabbing already

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She stood him there,sticking up for you ron.

 

[morefacesthancarolbaskin]

Saw the moss story and obvs headed straight here

 

[Lucyjane1]

Awww poor soph......pfft as if she gives a duck about her sheep’s , she’s feeling a bit low done because she’s not making any cash flow atm with this lockdown

 

[fannysjohnny]

Ronron grabbing already

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How I laughed.not

 

[Hansnomesmans]

New title suggestion; Ronnie might eat the bowl of moss, but Khloe has one, so Soph don’t give a toss

 

[HopeThatHelps]

We have the magnetic cupboard locks (sorry Zoph, you weren't the first one!) They're good, sturdy and simple but my equally simple husband does not seem to understand the concept of keeping the key in it's designated place! Ohhh the rage!

Calling Bingo on her ranting Jamie has lost the key

My partner is the same.. he got our magnet stuck on a hand blender (we couldn’t find it for a week, luckily we have a spare) or I always find them stuck on the cupboard door handles. On the window sill. In his pockets. PUT IT ON THE FRIDGE WILL YOU!

 

[Misssj80]

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Why does she only announce she is struggling on facebook? If she truly were struggling she wouldn't be posting it anywhere but this just reaffirms that her Instagram is all fake as if her Facebook post were true she would also post it on instagram. Not sure if that makes any sense, was up all night with a poorly puddy cat and am very tired!!