Mrs Hinch #163 Liar liar, Pampers on fire.

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I wonder why all of a sudden she’s bought Ronnie that soft play cubes...oh yeah cos Stacey got one and so it’s a must have thing to her it’s want want want want to her
 
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I could face watching the first couple of Gretel cringe-card stories until Jamie’s “my best friend” comment and Hinch having to jump in with “my best friend as well!”

Urgh. You can have all the bloody filters you want as a safety blanket or whatever, but your answers give the game away. Can’t even let your husband have a nice wee moment thinking of his son growing up. I’d bet Jamie’s idea of best friend (Arsenal, pints, maybe a matching vest or two) isn’t the same as Hinch (shes no good for you Ronnie, you’re MUMMAS HANDSOMES)
 
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Why is she so obsessed with Ronnie being bullied when he’s older? I get it’s probably every parents fear as I know it definitely is mine but it’s all she ever goes on about, it’s almost like she wants him to be bullied. Daft bint
 
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Still no happy birthday message for Ronnie’s best friend Rex they were wearing matching onesies not long ago and now not even a happy birthday? I smell a fall out. Or just a fake friendship to begin with to make a bit of cash
 
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Am I the only one who rather than hinching while Ronnie snoozes I’d be child proofing the cupboards especially the kitchen one where she leaves the pods without the lid on.....
 
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She has multiple triggers for me

- The way she says Wash
- The over pronouncing of words
- the tongue slapping
- Guys
- the letter p also

but she’s also a physical trigger. The repetitive tapping and pointing of her finger.
Absolutely spot on ...all of the above fills me with rage.
 
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Poor Ronnie won't have any friends at school. He will be conditioned to think that any difference of opinion or negative comment is trolling. All it will take is a kid to say they don't like his (probably grey) pencil case, or they don't want to play cleaning with him, he'll cry bully and Soph will be down the school screaming at the headmaster!! No one will want to be friends with someone they can't ever say no to!
 
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Guyssss I spent last night on the beer and telling my dog how much I love her, and missed about 57890 pages on the thread... you guyssssss move so faaaaaaaasssssssshhhhhhht
 
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She’s obsessed with him being bullied, breaking hearts etc but what about when he does it!?
He will end up breaking a heart, intentionally or not. If he takes after his mother - he will also bully and manipulate....think about that one Mrs High and Mighty....
 
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Feel sorry for the kids parents in his class. He’ll never be in the wrong! Kids fall in and out of friendships. She’ll be online wailing about it!
 
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Still hoovering the sides with your pissy toilet hoover?
Also, your hair is a bit try at the minute? Try washing it you fucking cretin
 
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The sound of tapping. My partner used to do a lot of drumming in his teen years and he’ll randomly tap is fingers / feet. Makes me go MAD.

Also the sound of breathing.

Anything really. I just like peace & quiet
 
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This is mine. She thinks it makes her Essex accent sound posh. Errrr. It doesn't. It's just annoying and weird. Reminds me of my old east end Nans 'telephone voice'. Stop it soph. People liked you better when you were just you.
This!!
and TGCO adding a K on the end of the word ‘everything’. It’s NOT EVERYTHINK!!!! Give me strength.
 
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