Mrs Hinch #161 barmy army keep their Zoflora housed, whilst cucumber gets Hinchy aroused

[mammaof3]

I would be mortified if my mother spoke like that. Common as muck.
If you sprinkle glitter on tit, it's still tit.

Like the old saying

If you want to see what your wife turns out like, look at the mother

 

[JamiesWillyHillBalance]

Also just rewatched the wardrobe meltdown and you can tell it took all the strength she had not to say “and I’m so proud of myself” where she has the huge pause saying “and I’m so proud of...... all of you”

Can you please learn to talk Soph hun it’s excruciating having you go from chav one minute to over annunciated the next (although somewhat entertaining to see the internal struggle) ATV xoxo

 

[Nijeoasa02]

Honestly it would have been amazing TV

I'd have had a asthma attack from laughing at Kim putting her in her place.

"You chicken livered tit!"

Imagine!!!

''Oh you little witch. Don't you gang up on me my love. I'm not just a cleaner you know!"

 

[Sm00000]

Seeing her mum all up her arse makes me wonder how she’s been horrible to her in the past. A few members have mentioned Freda’s controlling and use to bully soph (not doubting any of this) but why is she now so nice? My mum was vile to use growing

Probably because her daughter is now the rich and famous queen of Maldon

 

[Nijeoasa02]

I love that she is using her email address as her insta username, but then trying to act like she’s down with the kids in the comments

Half expecting a 'hi caroline. Been a while. How are the grandkids?' Amongst the comments

 

[Bozhog81]

Imagine!!!

''Oh you little witch. Don't you gang up on me my love. I'm not just a cleaner you know!"

She would have called her out for everything.

I'm waiting for the day Soph is on Loose Women again and Janet Street Porter calls her out on some stuff. She strikes me as somebody who doesn't suffer fools. Probably won't happen those. And instead she will join the panel, ugh.

 

[mammaof3]

Probably because her daughter is now the rich and famous queen of Maldon

It'll end soon and either Jamie will have to go on the game or Soph will get an OnlyFans account - showing her minkies, daves and veras to paying punters for $5

 

[Nijeoasa02]

She would have called her out for everything.

I'm waiting for the day Soph on Loose Women again and Janet Street Porter calls her out on some stuff. She strikes me as somebody who doesn't suffer fools. Probably won't happen those. And instead she will join the panel, ugh.

I recon she will be too afraid to appear on another chat show/interview in fear they will mention BBQ gate.

 

[Brightstar72]

Guess as it’s not a real fireplace she can stick it anywhere.

Pity she can’t *really* stick it anywhere

 

[Nijeoasa02]

Probably because her daughter is now the rich and famous queen of Maldon

Infamous more like. The ratty mare

 

[Bozhog81]

I recon she will be too afraid to appear on another chat show/interview in fear they will mention BBQ gate.

And the fact she's dull as dishwater and doesn't have anything worth bringing to the table, in regards to conversation and opinions. Unless she talks about "trolls" ruining her life again

 

[Nijeoasa02]

It'll end soon and either Jamie will have to go on the game or Soph will get an OnlyFans account - showing her minkies, daves and veras to paying punters for $5

Jamie would have 100% strayed from hinch by now, if she hadn't made all the money from her grey notebooks.
Channeling my inner kim woodburn
"ADULTERER!!!!!"

 

[proseccolove]

It'll end soon and either Jamie will have to go on the game or Soph will get an OnlyFans account - showing her minkies, daves and veras to paying punters for $5

No one wants to see her prawn purse

 

[Brightstar72]

'you deserve whatever comes your way' explains why Sophie can't see why the lies etc are a problem ... Mum says its fine as long as Sophie gets what Sophie wants

Oo, I read that (ma b’s words) with a sinister undertone. May have overdone the crime pod casts at casa brightstar

 

[LittleLizzy1985]

Bit late to watch the stories today but how annoying is it that she's bought a new plate rack cos she 'needs more space for her plates' when every shelf is neatly spaced out with oversized jars. Could easily double the cupboard space simply by pushing the jars together

I'm behind so forgive me if this has been said but that plate rack takes up more room than just stacking the plates, in the cupboard, like a normal person...

 

[Nijeoasa02]

And the fact she's dull as dishwater and doesn't have anything worth bringing to the table, in regards to conversation and opinions. Unless she talks about "trolls" ruining her life again

So true.
"So Mrs Hinch, how is your baby"
"Awh hes doing rrreally well! Loves running around the garrrrden and digging holes under mummys fence! Naughty handnosmes. Finally got his fur trimmed. So pleased with that"
"...."
"Oh you mean Rrrronnie?!"

 

[mammaof3]

No one wants to see her prawn purse

I was being clean you dirty mare lol

 

[Doopdoop]

My cat was sick the other day and it looked more appetizing than that tit she served today. Poor Ronnie's tummy will be in bits later.. bet she wont mention the "poo explosion" this time

 

[mammaof3]

I'm behind so forgive me if this has been said but that plate rack takes up more room than just stacking the plates, in the cupboard, like a normal person...

I don't have the wooden one but I do think they are good for separating the plates
Her's does look bulkier than my metal one

 

[Lynseyp]

What did she say about tulisa?

She wrote this on her personal Instagram account but funnily enough none of Soph's army have acknowledged that their leader is an absolute witch.