Mrs Hinch #16 is barmy, just like her army, reading Tattle & doing her prattle

[Kerrrrrt]

The more I read on here about Mrs Hinch and then watch her stories the more I'm seeing her for who she is... She started talking about her garden and plants, now she's being gifted stuff, how ironic . She doesn't even know squat about plants/gardening either. When she planted her herbs, the container didn't even have drainage holes.. so she just killed them off . But maybe that was part of the plan all along, purposely act stupid to get someone to gift her plants.

 

[Cdinvoice]

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yup

Wow! I take it shes here??? Take a bow my dear

I don’t really know what to make of this review

It’s brilliant!

 

[KawaiiAF]

Gueeeyyyyyys the reason she’s grown handsomes mans hair is obvious now , she’s doing her own Dulux (#) ad and the real Dulux dog is off busy filming tv adverts for B&Q new spring hinch range ( matte grey darker matte grey , the new grey grey the darkest darker dark grey and grey is the new black grey) colour chart , so handsomes has you done a poo poo for mommas is the stunt dog for her mini paint pot stories ( I always keep these pots to cover marks even though this particular pot was only released yesterday ) , she will be getting a personalised one soon guys filled with her make up so she can apply her 17 layers on bronzer hilighter foundation and blush in quick time inbetween book signings , local supermarket (Morrison’s) trips and coaxing the poor pigeon who couldn’t fit in the bird house onto the even more ridiculous friggen bird swing ( which is on sale in Lidl don’t swipe her swipe guys she’s ripping you off) shenanigans.

I honestly need you to post here at least 1 per day. You are everything

 

[Fizzymoon]

Although a little digging shows that @ace_essence doesn’t exist... the plot thickens...

She's deleted the account from what I've heard. Sorry if this has already been said I'm just catching up.

 

[Tellithowitis]

Hes

She’s locked Jamie in her narnia

Hes in that under stairs cupboard, shes had him blocked in by that joiner
Wasnt me officer, I didn't know anything about it ,it was gifted to me

 

[Tiredofthelies]

Oh... I'm all caught up! It has only taken me since Sunday and starting on feed 12! I'm starting from the beginning on another tab just to make sure I've missed nothing!

So hi! I'm not an ex hincher, I'm a sceptical observer who thinks this has been carefully orchestrated from day one.

I am so happy I've found somewhere to have these conversations. I was starting to think I was the only one to see through the crap.

I too have started to think its all been planned from the start. Either by Gleam or P&G - or maybe Jamie? I know I sound like a conspiracy theorist but I just wonder if someone saw how influencers were getting so popular and saw a gap in the market so they created a "perfect" Essex couple in their perfect house with perfect dog and neatly timed pregnancy with a Christmas reveal (cue emotional dad, tearful sister in law, happy family pic etc). That it's all just a marketing exercise / social experiment to see how big it can get, how many £££s they can make and how many suckers will fall for it.

Then other times I think no, the silly cow is real and is genuinely a manipulative and greedy narcissist.

Oh BTW I'm not new, posted lots before but used my own name which probably isn't wise so I've created a whole new me

 

[KawaiiAF]

Bit off topic but i'm sure I remember MH saying she had a little gift for everyone who she was meeting at her launch but I haven't seen anything on insta. I wondered if it was one of those Febreze bottles but surely there'd be more posts shown. Maybe I dreamt it up.

Yeah it was a little bag of products she's affiliated with eg freebies. To get them to try them and (hopefully) get addicted to the chemicals. Ca-ching!

They had a bottle of Frebreze with Hincher written on it

You know, to remind them of their place. Anyone else noticed Hincher has the same letters as Minions

 

[Luna_Bella]

It would be interesting to know how ex hinchers are finding out about tattle

I used to follow Mrs Hinch but quickly got fed up of her. I still read her stories from time to time just to see what drivel she is peddling or what products she is hinting at getting for free but don’t follow her I follow a few other home accounts who are starting to wear a bit thin too. I heard of tattle from one of The Latham Life’s story’s (my goodness she loves herself) where she mentioned she was now famous as she made it on to tattle for sticking up for Ava May! I’m now obsessed with tattle and love that everyone is waking up to the bs!!

 

[Tellithowitis]

FOUND HIM!
Not sure what’s happened to his hand though

She will have bit it off. "Dont bite the hand that feeds ya soph, or dont feed ya in your case (bitchy)

 

[Noseybint]

Oooooh let's play count the toothbrushes shall we, interesting.

1 for each of her fake personas

 

[Tellithowitis]

I’m still waiting for a block ... so are a few others I know

I'm still not blocked I'm lacking on something

 

[MrsD33]

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yup

Please dont shoot me but I dont think using the words ‘loathe’ and ‘bleep’ are going to do anybody any favours.

Personally if I was a ‘fan’ of someone and I saw that name, the first thing I’d think is troll!

Everything that is said is fact and this pic is so eyeopening to people and shows the subtle, sly and subliminal way she posts about everything she gets paid to advertise, I just think a different name would get the word out to more people that havent had their eyes opened yet

Just my opinion

 

[Islandhoppin]

Soooo it would appear she is on a date night. Her date (unconfirmed to be Jamie ) has a sprinkling on salady items on their plate.
And hinch? Well she has something BEIGE again, big surprise!

Could be “cute” Matt from storage solutions for all we know. That was a very generic beige sweater

 

[Bleenie]

In fairness, Henry is a “show stock” cocker, they are less active, more chilled, don’t need as much exercise (although they adore their walks) they are stockier, shorter legs and carry more weight than the “working stock”
Working stock do that, work.
I had 1 of each before they passed. Both entirely different in both appearance and temperament. In fact Henry could almost be my girl reincarnated, almost identical.
She was quite happy for snuggles all day whereas my working was at the door all guns blazing from the minute she woke up wanting to be out for a run. There was often times I would leave my lazy girl in bed. Very very different despite both Cocker breed.



We did predict this didn’t we,,, she will saturate the garden then the baby stuff will slide in

I have a working cocker too. She doesn’t work like but she’s the complete opposite of Henry

 

[Fraudsquad]

I messaged her and asked she didn’t reply

That is Jamie lol

 

[Cdinvoice]

Shes been.very quiet for the past couple of hours.

Crisis talks maybe...?

I think so,, just discovered, I loathe bleep hinch IG. What’s a girl to do?!?!?!

 

[Noname12345]

Oooooh let's play count the toothbrushes shall we, interesting.

We've got 5 and there are 2 of us lol

 

[kenzik25]

I don’t really know what to make of this review

I think this was the first one, if you look there’s someone with a username suspiciously looking like Jamie’s having a go back at the first review

Edit:

 

[Sunnyshine]

That is Jamie lol

Who’s Jamie?

 

[Cdinvoice]

I have a working cocker too. She doesn’t work like but she’s the complete opposite of Henry

Yes Very different, working stock are more likened to the Springer. My show stock was almost docile, bless her, she wasn’t the brightest, compared to the working,,, who had been here before, super switched on, it was scary the level of sharpness.