Mrs Hinch #144 Fakes her tan, food is bland, babies on the bed, did she give him a hand?

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I thought the exact same. I got some sticks on a walj in our local wood to display some Easter decorations on. Didn't find two that looked the same. She's so fake about every aspect of her life
 
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Listen to her “my stories are so full... I don’t want to bore you all.” AKA you’ve ran out of content and are going to overload us all tomorrow... don’t know how I’ll cope today... I’ll have to actually spend time with my baby ATV GUUYYYYSS
 
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Surely that show with Onslow this morning in his vest was for our benefit?!
I reckon she secretly laughs at our vest puns so has left that there to see what we can come up with today!
Hang on....I forgot.... she doesn’t have a sense of humour! My mistake. As you were. ATV
 
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how on earth can you have a day off from not doing a thing though?

I’m also pretty sure Saturdays are for Ma Barker and dad to come round and enjoy the garden altogether! I’m so sure of it
Pulling the trigger on her lenor spray is tiring, guys.
 
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I've been working with someone recently who is a devout Hincher and has followed her from very early on. Hinch came up in conversation and my colleague said "I'm so very proud of Mrs Hinch, she's amazing and I love her so much" I asked how she could feel this way about her and she said " she's revolutionized cleaning and she's done so much for mental health "
I was virtually speechless! I said I felt Mrs Hinch was no more than a saleswoman who got lucky on social media and has now proved to be a vacuous individual lacking in morals and using her baby for financial gain.. I was told I was jealous. I gave up arguing at this point because her brain is well and truly washed!

Just realized your stories are so full? How can you not know this when you spend almost all day recording and uploading stuff? Fuck off man!
 
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Jealous? Of THAT?
Jesus wept, they really are too far gone to bring back.
the only solution is to ZOFLORA yourself downand never have contact with them again.
 
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They're all from mumsnet so that might be why, its all DS this and DH that I dont understand a word they're saying
 
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This annoyed me as she labelled him! How does she know Ronnie will fall in love with a girl? It could be a boy??? As a parent i say ‘someone’ to my girls as i am fully aware the world we live in means they may love a girl or a boy - but i bet none of her sheep cared she was stereotyping
 
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She never stops working, poor cow!
 
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"Day off" for sophlora today. A day off from what exactly? What does she actually do? Her content is boring everyday, maybe she should take more days off, although we all know its just so she can do loads of pre records! What I wonder is, does Ronnieblesshim get any of the "home cooked" meals she makes every other day when she has her "day off" or is he just back to Ellas Kitchen pouches?
 
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How funny if she’s been playing a game with us all along and hiding Freda in plain sight? Like a kind of where’s wally? under that pile of blankets on the sofa, in random reflections, places like that. Then if she ever did get found out she’d be like “guuuuuyzzzzz, my mum was in all the pictures I was uploading!”

Second thoughts that sounds a bit too involved for her, the thick shit
 
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Just had a look at the reviews on that sealant on the Wickes website. There are some really bad ones, Jamie didn't do his research before he bought it
And he could have got it in B&M for £5.99
 
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I’m gonna go in there early... tomorrow’s tattle bingo....
Eggs alfresco
Just to prove she isn’t a one week wonder
 
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