Mrs Hinch #140 Desperate Hinch can’t compete with Stace, poor old Zoph has lost the clean

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On a mum of the year list but still puts her child in a fecking moses basket lying on top of FUR and after nearly a year has had to start recording his nap times!!!!!!
 
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Notice how shes not even trying to hide with the "I bought these before lockdown" lie, it's now "i bought these a while ago off eBay"

also, 'Corkkkk'?? Arggghh
Because these sge actually did - it was around dusneygate time.
 
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Same story that kid Harry SW prat said he lost 8 stone, wasn't he and her mates, she use to tell him how to get followers, he didn't get them followers for charm.
 
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My youngest didn't crawl, or roll, or bum shuffle. He genuinely just wanted to stand and then walked at 13 months.

Now, back to the Hinch bashing!

I don't usually comment here but enjoy reading, some of you are hilarious!
This would be fine of course. But Ronnie isn’t making that decision and learning for himself it seems. Babies who want to just stand and then walk will learn to get in those positions themselves, not be propped up unsafe on a sofa
 
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And there he is napping in the death trap again.

Sophie hun, your only making yourself look fucking stupid and selfish. Nap that child in his bed which is appropriate for him. Stop being a dick.
She obviously does not care about that child's safety
She’s clueless . CLUELESS. But where are her family to tell her he shouldn’t be in that now? But again isn’t it common sense?
 
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Because these sge actually did - it was around dusneygate time.
I can spell, honest. One handed here - the other is trying to slurp down a cuppa while it's still hot.

Has anyone mentioned how she's spelled turmeric wrong on her jar?
 
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Doesn’t label everything? Pretty sure you do? Down to a candle jar bird bath which I’m sure the birds are all lining up to read this morning
 
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Thank you! I was 24 stone, my mum died and I lost 12 stone in 6 months from stress. I’ve put 2 back on over 7 years, so I just want to tone up more than anything now.
I think that’s normal work diets though - as soon as you step away, they bang the weight back on you and you’re bigger than original. Such a nightmare.
I wanted to try keto, but I went to a forum to get more info and fucking hell - they were HORRIBLE. one woman kept saying ‘what’s your macro?’ The only macro I know is a computer shop, I’m asking for advice.
‘I can’t help you until you tell me your macro’.
i gave up after that.

Yum Bombay and raisins
That label is wonky. That would drive me insane.
 
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Why isn’t he in his cot upstairs? In his own room he’s nearly 1
 
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Sophie love, just because you’ve had a ‘day off’ the gram it doesn’t mean you need to make up for it the next day and post any old shite. Ten stories so far and god knows how many more to come. I don’t think I’ve ever even posted ten stories.
 
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This obsession they all have with labelling EVERYTHING makes me cringe so much. It looks shit!!
yes! I really don’t get it at all. If you must decant every ingredient into another container (a total waste of time, effort and money imo) then I suppose you have to but these women are labelling the shelves in their cupboards and fridges! Can you not remember where things go without it written down to remind you?
 
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I’m a weirdo who has a magnetic spice rack on my fridge - HEAR ME OUT!!! It’s because I don’t have much cupboard room for all the bloody jars, so I got those magnet ones and I have more room to store more shite.
Don’t ban me from here. I like you all.
 
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Wow is she actually having a dig at the bunny company now. Knowing it was gifted but blatantly not putting gifted in the post
She honestly almost ruined their business. But then they still continued to climb up her arse and eventually saw there was no reasoning with her sheep so deleted their comment and deleted any trace of her on their page. Too be honest I don’t know why they were hanging on to her coz they gifted Henry a bunny which hinch took to the vet with him and still didn’t give the company a mention. They have just under 3k followers and hinch could have bumped them up at any time but she hasn’t. She’s a nasty piece of work.
 
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Im sorry but why is Jamie wearing a t-shirt with his initials on?? and why does it say JH and not JV?? Surely it should also be marked #gift as why would anyone by a T-shirt like that I bet she is waiting for a company to gift them matching outfits
 
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If she had this dymo label maker since last year why has she only been using it for the last few weeks?
No offence to anyone but those labels are horrible. A more manual version of them were being used by my family in the 80s but the actual labels still look the same - dated!
 
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There’s a video on Henry’s insta where you can clearly see a packet of fags. We don’t know whether they’re Jamie’s or Hinchs (or both) but someone in that house smokes or used to (as this was 2017)
I reckon it’s Henry.
 
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