Mrs Hinch #140 Desperate Hinch can’t compete with Stace, poor old Zoph has lost the clean

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Did he call you Tracey?
 
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Isit just me or does he barely smile? It’s still as if he gives little wind smiles? He barely has any expression at all.
 
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do we have it confirm that she’s a smoker? It’s something that comes up when I bitch to my sisters about her. Is this why she’s constantly spritzing herself with zoflora and giving herself weird nose wrinkles with Botox?
There’s a video on Henry’s insta where you can clearly see a packet of fags. We don’t know whether they’re Jamie’s or Hinchs (or both) but someone in that house smokes or used to (as this was 2017)
 
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Lentils? The only colour in her house. It's OK guuyyss I'm going to cook them with the tumeric, nutmeg and Coriander add a tin of tuna and make tufts some biscuits. Hope she's stocked up on Paul the pine yesterday she'll need if she doesn't cook the lentils right.
 
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There’s a video on Henry’s insta where you can clearly see a packet of fags. We don’t know whether they’re Jamie’s or Hinchs (or both) but someone in that house smokes or used to (as this was 2017)
...and that urn sized vase of mint imperials on display
 
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Isit just me or does he barely smile? It’s still as if he gives little wind smiles? He barely has any expression at all.
His smiles are very muted. Most babies have big wide smiles and may even laugh. Ronnie only ever smirks and I think that’s because he he doesn’t get much interaction or smiled at very often. Babies learn by watching and if he’s always shoved behind the sofa he’s not gonna learn very fast. I still think once he’s around other children either in nursery or school he will start developing I juts hope she doesn’t continue to ignore him until then.
 
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I got my label machine off of eBay guys! Just in case you wanna get one during a pandemic. Is she sure? Fuck off Soph you oxygen thief! And no Ronnie doesn’t look like a toddler, he still looks like a giant baby! The clue is in the word “toddle”, he’d actually have to fucking move to be a toddler! Standing up on the sofa with your goggle eye bitch holding him up! He looked like one of those inflatable flailing things they have on top of McDonald’s!

Ooh I’m on one today! I’m coming for you Grinch!
 
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I don’t understand if they’re both in the kitchen WHERE IS RONNIE?! There is no way I could go to my kitchen and leave my 6 month old in my living room (but he is crawling and is now starting to pull himself up with stuff ) so clever
 
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I bet if she ever let Ronnie have magnetic fridge letters, she would have #hinching up on the fridge, spray paint them grey and discard the rest
 
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It’s all very cliquey isn’t it, there was a group of 4 of 5 women in the group I went to & they were all very big ladies, they’d talk about the bags of sweets they’d hide in their car and cackle with laughter. One of them thought she was hilarious and used to butt in & talk over everyone. The group leader found this hilarious. One evening we were asked what alternatives we could take to a bbq, I was fed up of group by this point, when it got to my turn I just quoted Marjorie and said “dust, anybody dust” talk about tumbleweed
decided there and then they could all take a running jump!
 
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There’s a video on Henry’s insta where you can clearly see a packet of fags. We don’t know whether they’re Jamie’s or Hinchs (or both) but someone in that house smokes or used to (as this was 2017)
Thanks I always wondered. My money is on both of them.
 
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The thing that's really grating on me right now is this whole Ronnie hates crawling and prefers to stand.
I am sorry no child hates crawling what you mean Zoph is he cant crawl and if you gave him some fucking time and maybe some bloody encouragement he would. Yes not every child crawls either. But i highly doubt Ron Ron crawled around the room and said "Ma I don't like this I think I'll stand instead."
Crawling for a child is there way from A to B. So if he doesn't crawl Zoph thats fine.
However before my son crawled he rolled everywhere, front, back, left, right and round on fucking circles cause it was his way of getting around. We have never seen Ronnie roll minus the one fake roll. So even if he wasn't crawling he would be rolling everywhere.
So Zoph saying he can stand (when he cant) proves nothing. I'd love to see him rolling or pulling himself to stand.
 
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I just don’t get her. Does she think that other people empty the already glass jars that herbs and spices come in into new glass jars? Because we don’t. We leave them in the jars they come in. I’m guessing the “herbs” jar is Italian herbs from Tesco? However the amount in those new jars, it looks like she’s bought about 3 of each to make them look good as they’re full, which is just wasteful.
 
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I don’t understand if they’re both in the kitchen WHERE IS RONNIE?! There is no way I could go to my kitchen and leave my 6 month old in my living room (but he is crawling and is now starting to pull himself up with stuff ) so clever
You can actually hear him make a squeak kind of sound so I wonder if he’s in that monstrosity of a baby walker that they like to plonk him in. Or his with ma barker
 
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