Where’s the other picture to? Can we do a side by side comparison???
I hope you make it out the loft OP
I hope you make it out the loft OP
Brilliant nice pic of miss perfect even then!For those that doubted me, no luck finding the yearbook but I have found our Year 11 photo. I present to you Miss Sophie Barker.
Side note, I am stuck in the loft, I am too scared to come down
And Birdseye smell rank cooking and out your arse pmslNah cook the burgers outside because she regrets knocking the wall through from the kitchen
Great mindsShe looks like the class witch doesn’t she, looking down her nose at everyone.
Can’t believe how different she looks!
Crisis over, after almost 10 minutes of shouting for my husband and son and my phone calls being ignored, my husband came. He laughed his arse off for quite a while at the fool stuck in the loft and then helped me down. A stiff drink is needed methinksCan we start a go fund me to help you out from the loft?
You need one of those extendable ladders that our Soph has. She personally made that business apparently just by sharing their name on insta. Saint Sophie of MaldonCrisis over, after almost 10 minutes of shouting for my husband and son and my phone calls being ignored, my husband came. He laughed his arse off for quite a while at the fool stuck in the loft and then helped me down. A stiff drink is needed methinks
What do you mean a post to close this site!? Have I missed something!!Came here after seeing a post to close this site, I’m not disappointed boredom be gone, have not stop chucking to myself after reading the posts on here
You did us proud comrade.For those that doubted me, no luck finding the yearbook but I have found our Year 11 photo. I present to you Miss Sophie Barker.
Side note, I am stuck in the loft, I am too scared to come down
How on earth has she made it to a 'Mum of the year' short list!? I dread to think who else was on it if shes on there. I was going to give a few suggestions but my humour can get quite dark and I didn't want to offend anyone ! I'm still finding my feet in this Tattle Club and I don't want to be kicked out! XxI actually feel SICK that she has been nominated as a mum of the year! She is the most unrelatable piece of tit human when it comes to being a mother. ranking women on a list is horrific anyway but having her in it is an absolute disgrace!
What about the nurses who are out working in hospitals sacrificing their lives with their families to save people’s lives? Are they not worthy of a mum of the year title? Seems all you have to do is treat your kid like a fashion item, spray harsh chemicals on his bibs, have him right next to a fat bastard dog that could rip his face off any minute. If that is the short listing criteria I think I’d rather not make it as mum of the year! Absolute joke!
Once you've done that, deface it and chuck it in the nearest bin then stand back and watch them all cryI work in a store that has/had one of those cardboard cut outs. If someone had of asked me for it I think I may of hit them with it!!!!
My ten year old son is a 'Pencil Case Prat' as I like to call them! With all his posh colouring pencils, smelly gel pens and Smiggle novelty items. I know it's my fault for buying them for him, but I'm a sucker for a bit of stationery!Probably one of them girls at primary school that walks about with her pencil sharpener an glitter pens lording it over everybody else
Her little verruca socksShe’s having the day off because she’s worked her little cotton socks off all week cooking and preparing ronnies meals
Yey I'm no longer the new girl! Oh gosh I hate being the newbie, I think I was traumatised by moving schools so many times during primary school, due to parents work commitments, that it had mentally scarred me!Came here after seeing a post to close this site, I’m not disappointed boredom be gone, have not stop chucking to myself after reading the posts on here