Mrs Hinch #139 Its Thursday, time to clap They have to be LAUDERR cos they're out the back

[Fizzy bootlaces]

The bird bath if a bird does manage to fit in it does she realise it has no room to get back out now I messaged her weeks ago when she started filling her feeders and told her she should be feeding them all through winter because that's when they needed it most. Be interesting to see if she takes heed or if the rain will melt her if she has to go outside

 

[noonecaresaboutyou]

Watching ferne mccann first time mum (I know but I love trashy tele) that Mikey make-up guy is on it and she has same make-up that he had on soph when he done hers. Does he only have one look for everyone in Essex like clones of each other

Look at this.

 

[HereForTheComments456]

Are my tastebuds fucked or is it disgusting to put cocoa in avocado? I’ll be honest if I was Ronnie I’d ofspat that tit right on her.

I’m sure I’ve seen the recipe before. I think joe wicks has something like it in one of his books plus I’m sure I’ve seen it on blw pages. There are loads of variations online. She may think she made it up but she certainly didn’t.

 

[Blackjack2]

Aww thank you! It was a hugggeee shock as I was told I was infirtile just 3 months ago! Couldn't believe it when I did the test! X

Don’t take any notes from hinch will you , ask your mum although what we did in my baby days is all out of date! So I don’t know who you’re going to ask maybe join a baby group ! Many congrats x

 

[Huffchug]

Wait... is that birdbath actually that old candle she was emptying the other day? And she’s labelled the fucker? Cannot wait for the birds to smash them jars. Idiot.

 

[Lulubo]

I had to just message her about that bird bath They won’t use that it’s way too deep. They can’t even perch on the edge to drink

 

[Noseybatch]

She bleeping loves those boney shoulders of hers doesn't she, always got one on show

Onslow must be into them or something

 

[Boredinthehouse89]

Any notice how much she copies Stacey Solomon? Its cringe!!!!

 

[Fizzy bootlaces]

The only thing I have in my house that could double up as a bird bath is a shallow pasta bowl. Ffs soph yours could be used as a barbie pool

 

[Yellowdoor44]

How long does she spend googling recipes, making sure she has the ingredients (we all know avocados go off the minute you get home from the supermarket), setting it all out ready to be pointed at on camera, filming, baking, editing the footage, adding lettering, music etc, all for what, a 10 second clip on stories. I guess she's really going for it with the Class 5 trademark application for 'food for babies'. Can just see her cookery book 'How to give your child food issues and rickets', chapter 1: sweet chilli sauce goes with everything, chapter 2: a burger a day keeps the vitamins away, chapter 3: one pot measuring jug microwave meals.

Food issues and rickets.... HOWLING.

 

[The Green Triangle]

I know you read on here Sophie so PLEASE read this. Feeding the birds whole nuts in the spring breeding season will mean parent birds risk KILLING their chicks. An adult bird is able to swallow whole nuts but a chick can't and they will choke. If you really care for birds then please either put the whole nuts in a cage feeder so they can only peck bits out which are safe to feed their chicks or break them up into small pieces.

Helping birds near you

Advice from the wildlife team on looking after your local feathered friends. From the best bird tables to helping prevent injuries and attacks.

www.rspb.org.uk

And your bird bath is I'm afraid totally unfit for purpose - too deep, straight sided, poorly position where birds cannot fly out - read here for how to do it properly - https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/advice/how-you-can-help-birds/how-to-make-a-bird-bath/

 

[DuckDuck]

Kanye Vest was having none of that bird table .. hes like " mate im.off " ... proper mugging her off ... bet she goes nuclear on him the minute the camera goes off
So he does have a pair it seems
Love to be in that house right now watching
She will post some sort of passive aggressive song later or have him nodding like a lap dog in the background to make up for it

 

[Lemongrab]

Had to message her it’s one thing that she disrespects what she owns, is married to or has birthed. But leave the bloody birds out of it


it

 

[HereForTheComments456]

I know you read on here Sophie so PLEASE read this. Feeding the birds whole nuts in the spring breeding season will mean parent birds risk KILLING their chicks. An adult bird is able to swallow whole nuts but a chick can't and they will choke. If you really care for birds then please either put the whole nuts in a cage feeder so they can only peck bits out which are safe to feed their chicks or break them up into small pieces.

Helping birds near you

Advice from the wildlife team on looking after your local feathered friends. From the best bird tables to helping prevent injuries and attacks.

www.rspb.org.uk

And your bird bath is I'm afraid totally unfit for purpose - too deep, straight sided, poorly position where birds cannot fly out - read here for how to do it properly - https://www.rspb.org.uk/birds-and-wildlife/advice/how-you-can-help-birds/how-to-make-a-bird-bath/

Gosh could you imagine is she gets up one morning to see a bird has drowned in that bird bath. I’m sure she wouldn’t mentioned it but the bath and the jars would miraculously disappear and she would never mention them again.

 

[Yellowdoor44]

Only thing flapping around that monstrosity of a bird bath will be a pair of great tits....aka Sophlora and Vivien Vestwood.

 

[Boredinthehouse89]

So Ronnie keeps reaching for Lardsomes tail and she thinks that’s a good thing? duck ME she is dense!

Lardsome!!!! Hahahaha

 

[Sillybilly95]

Have any of you seen the petition that's going round to get this site shut down from a few people lol

 

[Katlen12]

a burger a day keeps the vitamins away

....and a burger a day keeps the constipation away

 

[Hadcat2010]

I cant tell you how much this has made me laugh it's like a game of whack a mole.

I read this as 'wank a mole'

 

[FiddyWig]

Look at this.

This is actually my “greasy hair I can’t be bothered to straighten” hairstyle