Mrs Hinch #134 Too good to clap for the NHS out front hides out the back like an absolute...

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well she didn’t write this!! Ma barker??
Well I think ma barker is there tbh. Soph wouldn't survive this long without her and we all know if she wasn't there hinch would go on about how much she misses her and is struggling not seeing her mam ( like most normal people would) but there is very little mention of her at all and considering ma barker was there everyday helping out it doesn't add up.
 
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Easter weekend bingo. What we calling out is going to happen?
-finds a paddling pool in the garage
-bbq
-family Skype session
-bakes a cake but it goes wrong...
-Jamie paints the shelf because they found their old tins from last year (hinch dusts them up so they look like they have been in a garage for a year)
Anything else???
Post about how much she loves dem tuftzzz it’s been a few days now??
 
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She really is going overboard with the ‘see Ronnie smiling - hes not sad’ pictures the last few days!!!
 
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Easter weekend bingo. What we calling out is going to happen?
-finds a paddling pool in the garage
-bbq
-family Skype session
-bakes a cake but it goes wrong...
-Jamie paints the shelf because they found their old tins from last year (hinch dusts them up so they look like they have been in a garage for a year)
Anything else???
Rondogmillionaire holding an array of fruit and vegetables in chunky slices, all his favourites, with bite sized chunks taken out. (No picture of any of them in his mouth though!)
 
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I cannot wait for her to bake a cake.

Ok guyzzzzzz, I just put some self rrrrraising flour in a bowl, added some eggs from their little house, bit of sugaaaaaarrrrrrr and buttaaaaaarrrrrrr and mixed it up. I put it in the oven guyzzzzzz and look at it now. It's like... literally risen. I can't believe it guyzzzzzz, is that shhhtupid? It's just amazing, I can't believe this is happening to little old me in my little village. I'm so pleased with it guyzzzzz. I just can't believe these ingrrrrrrredients have made a cake, it's amazing. It's just... yeah, I absolutely love it guyzzzzzz.
😂😂😂😂
 
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Rondogmillionaire holding an array of fruit and vegetables in chunky slices, all his favourites, with bite sized chunks taken out. (No picture of any of them in his mouth though!)
Will he get to try an Easter egg though?
Maybe a huge elaborate (gifted) Easter basket and an Easter outfit that says 'Ronnie's first Easter on' *gifted of course.
 
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Just caught up from yesterday, 20 odd pages o_O I see I missed an interloper again! 😩

That cringey clapping video... Does Onslow/Kanye Vest always sound that common?! I watch them on mute usually so don't often hear him. Christ! 😳
Kanye Vest 😂😂😂😂 I haven't even got out of bed yet and I don't think I'll see anything funnier 😂😂😂
 
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Really doing freshen up friday! Its a beautiful day, go for a walk with your son and dog ( not around the garden). Play in the garden with your son. Use his old baby bath if you havent got a paddling pool and chuck him in there with his bath toys. Just do anything but clean the house
 
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Easter weekend bingo. What we calling out is going to happen?
-finds a paddling pool in the garage
-bbq
-family Skype session
-bakes a cake but it goes wrong...
-Jamie paints the shelf because they found their old tins from last year (hinch dusts them up so they look like they have been in a garage for a year)
Anything else???
Jabba the mutt in his new Easter outfit 😂
 
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My mum sent me this when I had my son......hinch if you're reading take note...!! My son is now 16 and to have those days back would be a dream. For sure I wouldn't be hinching...I'd be spending the time with my boy. The years go so quickly and you can never get them back 💔 But hey ho as long as your house is clean who gives tit about your baby!!!! Seeing her bleeping freshen up Friday list this morning has pissed me right off.....you have a beautiful baby. Get your priorities right!!!!
 

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I reckon Ma Barker will bake a cake and Soph will pass it off as one she's made.
 
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Hi guysssss 👋🏿
Maybe I’m hormonal or I’ve been stuck in the house too long...but somebody touched on this in the last thread and it’s something I’ve thought before too. Jamie is the puppet master and Sophie is his cash cow.
She’s so manic now and always looks dead behind the eyes, I’d love to have a chat with the “real” Sophie, she really seems like a lost soul and I don’t think she’s happy. I can’t see her personal insta, but even the Mrs Hinch one has changed a lot from when she first started, she used to be quite funny and that she’d be a laugh, that was her USP in the beginning. As she’s gotten bigger she seems to have lost herself, I think when she talks about anxiety this is what she means, she wasn’t great on This Morning, her photo shoots look awkward as hell because she doesn’t really want to be there. Bug eyes is always there lurking in the background, playing the supportive husband, I’ll bet behind closed doors he’s pushy and manipulative. The fact it’s his name as well, he’ll never let her forget that. I think that’s why her content is so boring and lacking, her heart isn’t in it anymore. She’s made her money, I think given the choice she’d disappear back into obscurity.
She’s clearly not used to being told what to do (the slap on the wrist from P&G over lidgate, anyone!) She uses Gretal as a comfort blanket so any negative comments are aimed at Gretal and not Sophie. Her weight issues, that’s the actions of a troubled person, and I think there’s more to her not being left alone than just not being able to look after Ronnie by herself, I don’t think she’s looking after herself at the moment.
Jamie has clearly done something to annoy her, from that strange singing whilst grating cheese to the awkwardness between them whilst “clapping”. Jamie knows he has to keep her sweet tho, to keep the money rolling in. I bet he wants to be the “celebrity” in this relationship and it’s him pushing for more couple projects rather than just Sophie.
Just my morning ramblings as I try to ignore the carnage the boys are making in the living room, I’ll go back to being a troll now 😂
 
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She won't bake a cake from scratch, she'll have the cake mix where you just add the eggs and milk.
She can't bloody cook so she's going to be crap at baking.
Mate I have to buy the mix cos I can’t bake to save my life. My kids think it’s great. Point is I try and we do bake. I hate hinch but I don’t feel bad if she buys a mix. At least she’d be baking. However I would think her a bleep if she didn’t do it with Ronnieblesshasfootzandtufts
 
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Well I think ma barker is there tbh. Soph wouldn't survive this long without her and we all know if she wasn't there hinch would go on about how much she misses her and is struggling not seeing her mam ( like most normal people would) but there is very little mention of her at all and considering ma barker was there everyday helping out it doesn't add up.
Course she’s there!
pair of them can’t wipe their own arses by themselves-ma barker has to do it for them!
’bend over soph-I can’t reach that bit…’
 
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@Minkeh I actually agree with a lot of what you have written. She is clearly not happy and Vestlifes behaviour in those NHS clips show he is an utter c**t.
She really seems to be manic and totally lost in life. Her joy comes from buying crap, that isn’t genuine happiness.
 
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Poor Ronnie’s had his fun activity for the week according to her weekly list 😔
 
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