It was probably fatsomesWhen she was doing the hyperlapse video of her cleaning the sofa there was one moment where it looked like she looked up and smiled at him. He was probably strapped in one then or in the pram.
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It was probably fatsomesWhen she was doing the hyperlapse video of her cleaning the sofa there was one moment where it looked like she looked up and smiled at him. He was probably strapped in one then or in the pram.
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Congrats! With my twins I was full of rage and had to delete SM because everything someone did I was just mad constantly!Oh my days......
My biggest pet hate in the whole world are liars. Especially pointless bleeping lies. That aren't happening to make someone feel better.
This woman is full of them.
Everytime someone actually sends her a message, she screenshots it. Every. Single. Time.
When shes lying, there is no screenshot. Like today.
Why would anyone message her a random question like that, and considering the ridiculous amount of messages she gets per day, how odd that she just happened to fall on that one.
Oh my gosh. She's such a loser! Why not just say 'So, I've been thinking this morning, how odd isn't it that.....' but NO she doesn't. She just has to bloody lie.
Also referring back to my previous message, I thought I was particularly angry and worked up due to being up in the night, I was incorrect. I found out yesterday that I was pregnant!!! Which definitely explains why I am so full of rage! I don't know why it happens, or if it even happens to others!!!? But with my last pregnancy and this one, one of my first symptoms I get, that lasts until atleast my second trimester is incontrollable rage and frustration! I try and keep it under control but most of the time it's like an out of body experience and I'm just watching myself flip out because my other half is banging his cutlery on the plate too much, or because my eldest can not eat without resembling a cement mixer!!!!! Anyone else get this or am I just odd!?
So I will apologise for any rage full messages of hate and frustration aimed at Zoph the absolute bellend!!!!
Anyhoo I don't know if I'm supposed that say all that as this feed is supposed to be about that twit of a moron and her sloth of a husband! Sorry if I'm not supposed to go off on random tangents!
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Willy dribbleI wouldn’t touch anything from her Narnia!! Onslow has probably dribbled all over it![]()
She’s probably got a specific clofffff to clean up his baby batter tooWilly dribble![]()
thats offensive to dementorsGod she looks like such a scratter doesn't she? All that money and she dresses like a bleeping dementor out of Harry PotterI've got no fashion sense at all but even my scruffy clothes look better than that.
Vommed in my mouth a bit at thatShe’s probably got a specific clofffff to clean up his baby batter too
this is my favourite comment about her ever! Dementor is right! I feel like she sucks my soul out whenever I watch her. But I can’t stop!!God she looks like such a scratter doesn't she? All that money and she dresses like a bleeping dementor out of Harry PotterI've got no fashion sense at all but even my scruffy clothes look better than that.
I personally have no idea. The last time I did a test was before Christmas!Congrats LornaK!! When do you think you are due?
aww is this your first ? Congratulations!
I’m 19 weeks myself.
I think we only saw tummy time once...I would like to see her post him laying on his stomach and see what he does. Did he get enough ‘tummy time’ in the earlier months, (as they called it when my kids were that age). It strengthens their neck and makes them want to look around/up. Then they start to push up, then up on their knees, then the crawling comes(most of the time). I feel like she shares so much of him that she would share that if she lays him on his tummy. I’ve noticed there’s been no bath shots lately, Tattle does it again!![]()
Mine all had weak juice too haha both spat plain water straight out.. they’ve all still got teeth so we’re goodI feel like I’m in the minority here but a bit of juice is not gonna kill himand I bet loads of us on here give our kids juice. My health visitor did tell me that the baby juice is no better than normal squash. I personally don’t give my son baby juice I give him normal juice but very diluted. Am I a bad mum for giving him some juice lol
I thought that, with no interest in holding it either hands by his side!Not caught up yet so I’m sure this has been mentioned BUT is that a bleeping joke 10 months old and being fed juice by someone else and in a babies bottlewhy the duck can’t he hold it himself this is a joke this honestly they need to get some help parenting as they are bleeping that child right up
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Sitting munching on a kebab whilst scrolling cause you know he’s going through a tough timeI bet the fat little duck would follow all the foody accounts![]()