I have noticed on her story last last night..she said I hope I’m not annoying you guys when I keep repeating myself..thanking you etc etc!!! Like they would say on Line of Duty we have a UCO in our midst!! She definitely has someone reading these threads/posts as we were talking about this yesterday and saying we should play a drinking game for how many times she repeats herself!!I'm trying to get a publishing deal for my new novel, here's the scenario.
Young girl aspires to be an Essex Chav, due to being overweight has a gastric band fitted and looses a fair bit of weight. Meets an older married man at work and now glammed up embarks on an affair. Once outed one has to leave. He's on a better salary so she goes and does a college course on hairdressing.
Soon realised this is not going to make enough money so starts researching alternatives.
Tries reality TV but rejected.
Decides to try the Instagram route by creating a new persona after her own reasearch identifies a gap in the insta market and thinks hit upon a winning formula . Contacts an agency with proven record of promoting "insta famous celebs" who make huge sums by stealth selling.
Although initially rejected she finds there is way to boost followers, it will cost but she considers it a worthwhile investment.
The agency now think she's viable and put the marketing wheels in motion. TV appearances, magazine articles, negotiate lucrative deals with companies desperate to jump on the bandwagon. Finally a book deal is rushed through, ghost written of course, needs to be published asap while popularity still riding high, they know this type of celeb has a short shelf life.
She has amassed a huge following (think I may even call it an army?) a high percentage could be described as deciples, who reach out to her in despair, this was not in the plan, and as there is no profit to be made here she chooses to ignore and remove these "friends"
Meanwhile my "heroine" is becoming mentally unstable due to the pressure and the cracks start to show. Ironically she truly now has the anxiety issues she previously fabricated for her target audience. She is now 6 months pregnant so unable to return to her historic substance abuse, she is unable to control her eating disorder and lack of sleep result in strange on behaviours and messages.
A growing community, I'm calling it Tittle, are exposing the truth behind the hype. She starts to panic, will her real past sunami over the media?
She looks for a way out.....
To be continued (but not for much longer)
Apologies for any spelling errors, hopefully my publisher will sort those.
Of course any similarity to persons dead or alive is purely coincidental.
Sorry I forgot to add...I blinking love this post..sums her up perfectly!!I'm trying to get a publishing deal for my new novel, here's the scenario.
Young girl aspires to be an Essex Chav, due to being overweight has a gastric band fitted and looses a fair bit of weight. Meets an older married man at work and now glammed up embarks on an affair. Once outed one has to leave. He's on a better salary so she goes and does a college course on hairdressing.
Soon realised this is not going to make enough money so starts researching alternatives.
Tries reality TV but rejected.
Decides to try the Instagram route by creating a new persona after her own reasearch identifies a gap in the insta market and thinks hit upon a winning formula . Contacts an agency with proven record of promoting "insta famous celebs" who make huge sums by stealth selling.
Although initially rejected she finds there is way to boost followers, it will cost but she considers it a worthwhile investment.
The agency now think she's viable and put the marketing wheels in motion. TV appearances, magazine articles, negotiate lucrative deals with companies desperate to jump on the bandwagon. Finally a book deal is rushed through, ghost written of course, needs to be published asap while popularity still riding high, they know this type of celeb has a short shelf life.
She has amassed a huge following (think I may even call it an army?) a high percentage could be described as deciples, who reach out to her in despair, this was not in the plan, and as there is no profit to be made here she chooses to ignore and remove these "friends"
Meanwhile my "heroine" is becoming mentally unstable due to the pressure and the cracks start to show. Ironically she truly now has the anxiety issues she previously fabricated for her target audience. She is now 6 months pregnant so unable to return to her historic substance abuse, she is unable to control her eating disorder and lack of sleep result in strange on behaviours and messages.
A growing community, I'm calling it Tittle, are exposing the truth behind the hype. She starts to panic, will her real past sunami over the media?
She looks for a way out.....
To be continued (but not for much longer)
Apologies for any spelling errors, hopefully my publisher will sort those.
Of course any similarity to persons dead or alive is purely coincidental.
this proving she doesn’t or didn’t clean everyday. As you can also see, she has her favourite baylis & Harding hand soap next to the tap 
