Mrs Hinch #123 Hinch eating slop from a jug, You’re not relatable you absolute mug.

[Pinchers]

“It’s all gone down a treat”
Down the toilet hun
The frebreze will be on overdrive tomorrow

 

[DipsyDoodle]

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Jesus! If it was my 30th and a mate invited me round to cook for me, and served up that sad looking bunch of random shite, they'd no longer be my friend. bleeping hell Sophie, all that money you've got and this is the best you can do?

 

[Fififoo]

I think hinch could be the new weapon of mass destruction with her cooking. duck corona she could take people down much quicker with that dinner. And also her cleaning habits. Jesus we are fucked if her followers start with her cooking habits. Right I am hammering bits of wood to my windows and doors as I speak.

 

[SweetPotato]

I was just about to say this what the bleeping duck! Never in my life seen that!

Christ!! I thought it was some kind of cheese concoction when I first looked!!

Thread suggestion - Hinch, WTF?!

I know that probably can’t be used. But that’s all that’s going through my head right now.

 

[Gazmotalksalot]

Me too

We should start a new thread like the previous poster mentioned!

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

Threads Suggestion: Move over Coronavirus, Hinch has baby corn wrapped in bacon, it’s a recipe book in the making.

 

[Gazmotalksalot]

Christ!! I thought it was some kind of cheese concoction when I first looked!!

Thread suggestion - Hinch, WTF?!

I know that probably can’t be used. But that’s all that’s going through my head right now.

I thought they were pigs in blankets at first but after closer inspection it dawned on me that it was bleeping baby corn Seriously is that an actual thing? Do people eat baby corn wrapped in bacon?!

simple but effective - like it

 

[Thatswhattatsaid]

I thought they were pigs in blankets at first but after closer inspection it dawned on me that it was bleeping baby corn Seriously is that an actual thing? Do people eat baby corn wrapped in bacon?!

simple but effective - like it

Simply no

 

[Gazmotalksalot]

Simply no

Well that’s a relief

 

[Cocopops91]

Jesus! If it was my 30th and a mate invited me round to cook for me, and served up that sad looking bunch of random shite, they'd no longer be my friend. bleeping hell Sophie, all that money you've got and this is the best you can do?

Genuinely would rather have a McDonald’s

 

[Sazz1006]

second try
M&S eggs look like nothing on earth but never mind the quality, feel the girth

 

[pink321]

Sorry, but that Mrs Hinch fraud has got nothing on Naomi Campbell's cleaning tips!

Naomi's Hygienic Flying Routine

and

Naomi's Coronavirus Cleanliness Tips

 

[LaTela]

Those are never Jacket Potatoes - they’re so oily! If you pierced them with a fork and take them out of the oven the skins will be soft and slimy and not crunchy. Any moron can put a dry potato in a hot oven for an hour!

 

[Sazz1006]

and another...
Sweetcorn and bacon looks like pigs in a blanket, see a tap and have to w@nk/tank it

 

[Misssj80]

I'd stick with the jacket potato if I was them

what are they having on the jac pots? Surely not the pasta?

 

[Minkeh]

I often think we should set up a new thread just to chit chat with each other. I don't dislike her, I'm just here for the friendship as I'm pretty friendless right now I know there's some people on here who have been really suckered in and I think one lady even ruined her sofa following hinch tips, but I bet there are quite a few on here like me.

My inbox is always open if you need to chat

 

[Inkarea]

I haven't been on here much today... What have I missed??
All iv witnessed so far from the last page of this thread is that "cheese board"
For the love of bacon someone gift her some imagination and brain cells!

Omg this Hincher is so pleased with her purchase of boxes and asking about labelling them now WTAF is the point of those boxesand more crazy to keep 3 of your 5 jars of lasagne sauce in...what is all that about

Oh my days the bottom left pic!! #lasagna gate!!

 

[HereForTheComments456]

So the company who did the sleepover tent for abi have done adult sleepover too including one for Jacqueline Jossa. Why wouldn’t she do something like that for her friends 30? She’s has all this money and has literally not spent a thing on her friend. Yet they seem to spend loads on her. It makes you wonder why they are even friends with her.

 

[Inkarea]

The pasta salad dish is probably mixed with the mayo she keeps on her gifted lazy susan in the cupboard

 

[Walshanator]

Me too

Me three