Sarahyeowl
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Worth a try! They've read it
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Worth a try! They've read it
Minkeh
Well-known member
You’ve inspired me to contact them too. It turned into a bit of a rant so was sent over 2 messages
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Astonishing
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Thetruth123
VIP Member
I don’t even care now if I get blocked , bring it on!!!!! I’d love to come face to face in the street fucking moron!!!!!!
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CheekyCrackerLover
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Why is she claiming Jamie reaches things for her? She’s taller than him 
HereForTheComments456
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Is that what you can expect when you buy your followers?
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megalou
Member
How can she call that a washload? My washloads take up most of the washing machine. Even if I need one thing washed in a hurry, I will still go around the house and see if there is anything else to go in with it, I hate putting the washing machine on for just a couple of things but she does it every day, several times a day. I don't get it.
DoodlePoodle
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Her behaviour has been very weird since the Gleam meeting. Lots of new stuff with RonnieBlessIm, more going out, real emphasis on what’s a gift or an AD. She got a proper bollocking I reckon. It’s like she’s ticking off a list each day.....oh wait......! 
Minkeh
Well-known member
She’s like Joey from Friends. Doesn’t know how to use them properly
“I’m sorry”
Doodlebug71
VIP Member
The fuckwit even managed to burn the pasta
CheekyCrackerLover
VIP Member
I’ve never in my life seen pasta that can look undercooked yet burnt at the same time
shadyessex33
VIP Member
Can you imagine if we end up in the same situation as Italy? All shops closed. She would be broken! She can’t go 5mins without buying stuff. Onslow will have to set up a little shop in the garage for her with all her hoarded shit and play pretend shops to keep her on an even keel
RonnieBlessHim
VIP Member
This is not just a gobby, money grabbing narcissist, this is an M&S gobby, money grabbing narcissist.
SunshineRae
VIP Member
It's not always clear to new members what certain terms, such as Onslow and "DM your Dad" mean, so I've added them to the wiki page 
Onslow - A term used in reference to Jamie due to the uncanny likeness with the character Onslow from British comedy series ‘Keeping Up Appearances’. Onslow is described as “an overweight and unemployed man who earns his money through betting on horses, spends his time drinking beer, eating crisps and smoking cigarettes, and watching television” by the KUA Fandom. Jamie too, is unemployed and earns his money through his wife’s “influencer” status, spends his time drinking Lucozade Sport, munching on grazing table spreads and watching “his” team, Arsenal, play football on TV. Both men share a love of wearing white ‘wife beater’ vests all year round.
DM your Dad - This is a phrase quoted from one of Hinch’s staunchest fans known as delete.tattle.life (a.k.a DTL). Hinch appeared on the Chris Evans Virgin Radio show on 26th November 2019, and came under lots of criticism on their subsequent Instagram post. DTL called for these comments to be removed and for the “trolls” to be blocked, manically tagging all Virgin related companies and going so far as tagging Virgin owner Richard Branson’s daughter, Holly and asking her to “DM your Dad” to help get this actioned. They also threatened to “…never fly with you again unless you block these trolls asap.” Other threats included tagging @Jesus with the caption “can you give the trolls some plaques
they deserve it.” This was later translated to mean “plagues."
Mrs Hinch Wiki
Mrs. Hinch aka Sophie Hinchliffe, aged 34, (16 February 1990) is a saleswoman who had a successful sales career in Romford . She started an Instagram account, sought out and then signed to the biggest social media influencer agency in Europe to put her in contact with brands and earn tens of...
tattle.life
Onslow - A term used in reference to Jamie due to the uncanny likeness with the character Onslow from British comedy series ‘Keeping Up Appearances’. Onslow is described as “an overweight and unemployed man who earns his money through betting on horses, spends his time drinking beer, eating crisps and smoking cigarettes, and watching television” by the KUA Fandom. Jamie too, is unemployed and earns his money through his wife’s “influencer” status, spends his time drinking Lucozade Sport, munching on grazing table spreads and watching “his” team, Arsenal, play football on TV. Both men share a love of wearing white ‘wife beater’ vests all year round.
DM your Dad - This is a phrase quoted from one of Hinch’s staunchest fans known as delete.tattle.life (a.k.a DTL). Hinch appeared on the Chris Evans Virgin Radio show on 26th November 2019, and came under lots of criticism on their subsequent Instagram post. DTL called for these comments to be removed and for the “trolls” to be blocked, manically tagging all Virgin related companies and going so far as tagging Virgin owner Richard Branson’s daughter, Holly and asking her to “DM your Dad” to help get this actioned. They also threatened to “…never fly with you again unless you block these trolls asap.” Other threats included tagging @Jesus with the caption “can you give the trolls some plaques
they deserve it.” This was later translated to mean “plagues."
Fififoo
Chatty Member
She had spaghetti for breakfast againCan someone please catch me up?! I’ve had the day from hell and haven’t got the energy to read 24 pages. Please and thanks!
the kid touched her wall whilst having his breakfast
she cleaned
then sprayed her bathroom with dettol because of the current issues guuyyzzz
she then Promoted her list book
the dog went out in the garden she reminisced about some children’s programmes and she loves screech from saved by the bell
she seemed to rock in a corner with the kid
fresh Friday clean thing
used flash
twittered on about missing her old bed room
addressed the nation on ads/gifted items and how the law has all changed
wiped some spindles
looked in a basket
her niece has made some shit baskets up for her friends as it is the nieces birthday this weekend
talked about the paint she has used in her house
more of the dog in the garden
gifted some minky and sponges
sat in the egg chair with the kid
oooooooo she has hand sanitiser beside her front door so people have to rub their hand upon entering and leaving her grey home
more vids of the kid.
FUCK ME I AM NOW EXHAUSTED BY UPDATING HER DAY!! Jesus she works hard for the money
Haven't caught up yet, so might have already been said, but exactly how long does she think that thousand quid hob is going to last with her pumping chemicals all over it several times a day and then using a squeegy to drag even more chemicals down into the electrical ventilation unit? What a complete idiot she is.
Whitelilac
VIP Member
Just looked in my laundry basket - not enough of any type to make a full load. Closed the lid and walked away. Yes, it's nice to have an empty basket but I'm not wasting water and detergent on half loads to get one
DoodlePoodle
VIP Member
Forgive me if I’m wrong but did she not say at Christmas that she would be using recyclable brown paper for gift wrap from now on? 
Noseybatch
VIP Member
Gretel the hag, soph is a brag, come on love give jamie a shag