OMG, I'm just catching up now and realised I totally copied your homework - literally word for word!!How is this quicker than getting one of your #gifted cordless sharks out and giving it a hoover
Yeah but he only needs 5 minutes apparently!Christ Jamie's still on about the cloths cock blocking him I see
The list book... Silence!Oh god. It's going to be some scripted advertisement. Or they're recording an intro to an audible version of her book.
No I've always found him to be particularly creepy.Is it just me who thinks there is something really unsettling about Jamie?
Can’t tone down the goggle eyesUsed some serious FaceTune on Onslow! #CantPolishATurd
I'm isolated in a foreign country (that's my excuse), I bought a mini phone printer thingy, I tell myself it's so I can send photos to my friends and family, but secretly, I feel dirtyIts no good I have inadvertently sinned and I need to come on here and confess. The bastard builders came for 1/2 a day and did bugger all to get the job finished and I was not fully in control of my mind. This lead to me tumble drying a silk bedcover which then shrank. So I popped onto Amazon to buy something to use to dry clothes that can't be tumble dried - who the f*** knew these things still existed. Cut to the chase I bought the hinch Lakeland dryer and cover. How can I make amends?
Probably has a mirror on the ceiling so she can see herself though, the vain old cow.Hahaha yes!!!! 100%
I can picture him looking for nookie elsewhere i bet hinchy is boring as fuck in bed just lies on her back !!!!!
You wouldn’t want him grunting in your ear would ya?Soulless eyes after being in the smog of chemicals for so long
He looks like a whistley nose breather to meYou wouldn’t want him grunting in your ear would ya?
If you mean her first book its already available on audio. I remember her putting some stories on when she was recording it and she had to wear headphones in a booth. Said she found it weird hearing her own voice back at her.Oh god. It's going to be some scripted advertisement. Or they're recording an intro to an audible version of her book.
The thought of him makes my skin crawlLike he did with Hinch. The boss going off with the young girl in the office
Well 3.2million OBVIOUSLY!!!Christ alive, I hope it's not a podcast. What the actual fuck would they talk about? How many people do they think would want to listen to that pair of cunts?
you’ve nailed it - YES!!!! I see that tooHe looks like he tries to chat up the younger girls in a club walking around with a pint in his hand trying to show off his Rolex for attention haha!
‘I’ve had so many messages asking where I got these microphones from, here’s a swipe up guyzzzzzzzzzz!!’She probs bought theon eBay
And to really add to the thought of him showing off his Rolex whilst drinking a pint I can also picture him heavy breathing down your neck whilst trying to whisper in your ear about how beautiful you look and how can someone like you be single and then you reject him and he’ll call you a fucking bitch because he can not stand rejection then says what you’ll be missing out on if you don’t go with him...yes I’ve seen way too many of these kinds of guys on a night out and Jamie gives off those very vibesHe looks like he tries to chat up the younger girls in a club walking around with a pint in his hand trying to show off his Rolex for attention haha!
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