I remember leading up to the scans I consulted Dr Google (bad idea lol) and uneven thigh/bum creases came up! Checking my poor girls bums and legs like a loony making sure the creases all matched upMy son had a hip scan due to having an uneven number of thigh creases! 2 on one side, one on the other. Apparently that's also an indicator of dysplasia. All was fine though, he was just wonky I guess
I'm surprised she knocked him back. Apparently on Stacey's podcast (I didn't listen) she said that since Ronnie her fanjita is tighter than a mouse's earhole, and she's hornier than a dog with two dicks. You'd think she'd be well up for some mid week nookieOmg what have I just watchedwas half expecting the next song on the story to end ‘Let’s get it onnnnnnnn’ no playing hide the sausage thanks
Na mate, I’m done. I’m deadI'm surprised she knocked him back. Apparently on Stacey's podcast (I didn't listen) she said that since Ronnie her fanjita is tighter than a mouse's earhole, and she's hornier than a dog with two dicks. You'd think she'd be well up for some mid week nookie
You’ve killed me.I'm surprised she knocked him back. Apparently on Stacey's podcast (I didn't listen) she said that since Ronnie her fanjita is tighter than a mouse's earhole, and she's hornier than a dog with two dicks. You'd think she'd be well up for some mid week nookie
Ah yes, he certainly gets the ovaries goingIt's Onslows fault. Sight of him and his vest all the ladies on here go weak at the knees. I am joking btw. Congrats to the new borns xxx
Probably dunking hisPoor little shy Sophie, she gets all flustered around her own damn husband
Get a grip woman he's probably dunking hisin zoflora before some sexy times
Thought exactly the same thing about her copying Stacey. It’s unbelievableSo Joe swash got a bit amorous with Stacey on her stories today and now simply the vest is practising the art of seduction on zoph?
Oh, and it's probably been said (still catching up) but I find it hilarious she cleans her ring today after someone said if would turn her finger green on here...
They are almost as see through as the Pyrex jug she loves so much.
Mouse's earhole, FFSI'm surprised she knocked him back. Apparently on Stacey's podcast (I didn't listen) she said that since Ronnie her fanjita is tighter than a mouse's earhole, and she's hornier than a dog with two dicks. You'd think she'd be well up for some mid week nookie
That's what I thought. How is that spray any easier than just getting the iron out? This morning I stood in my bra and jeans, ironed my top and put it straight on. It took less than a few minutes.I’ll call it for you - it’s bullshit.
All that arsing about with one top just bloody iron you bloody idiot ( not you beckyshelby0402) I looked on her stories and thought f*cking hell shes still tweaking that bloody top
That image feels like I’ve had Zoflora poured directly into my eyeballs what in the actual fuck is thatWhat in holy hell is this shit? Some people have too much time on their hands
I think this has been raised before and the answer was no, as it’s clearly her own book that she’s promoting rather than something that she is being paid by another company to promote so she might be in the clear on this one, but as I say that’s just what I recall from past threads.Genuine question is she not supposed to put AD on her own book?
Same! Other half is watching Liverpool he’s swearing at the ref, I’m cackling at you lotI am intermittently cackling at obscene decibels at you lot tonight. Best thread for ages!!
Getting evils off hubs for interrupting his tellybox viewing
Congrats to you!My girl no.3 born yesterday at 11.54am after 2 hour labour. Congrats to you xx
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