"Grinchy - Every little helps (her)"Definitely on the beg! She wants a Ssssspice Girls style advert starring her!
"Grinchy - Every little helps (her)"Definitely on the beg! She wants a Ssssspice Girls style advert starring her!
Do we think that’s her nose picking finger? Or her arse picking finger?That bleeping finger! I do wish she would put those talons away!
Surely it’s ’reefs’After she bought unnecessary wreaths,cloffs,baskets etc I hope she remembered 7 packets of casserole mix for the next week's tea
Both...one after the other the rotterDo we think that’s her nose picking finger? Or her arse picking finger?
Oh ok Onslow, just make sure you roll it down when you’re done babbbbeeessssI can hear the pillow talk tonight - Onslow ‘hey love, pull ya nightie up’
You can wipe your mess up on my nightie babeOh ok Onslow, just make sure you roll it down when you’re done babbbbeeessss
Thanks babe! I love driving you around everywhere all day. Same time again next month yeah? Can we have the lights on that night?You can wipe your mess up on my nightie babe
"Absolutely not onslow you ent seen my real face in months and we ent startin now! Get off my nighty that I paid for myself I dont have the crease spray yet!"Thanks babe! I love driving you around everywhere all day. Same time again next month yeah? Can we have the lights on that night?
Or the finger she reserves for JamieDo we think that’s her nose picking finger? Or her arse picking finger?
I didn’t eitherI didn't even realise who was in the photo!
Ooh you reckon he likes a little back door tickle?Or the finger she reserves for Jamie
I think it goes up Onslows bumhole.Do we think that’s her nose picking finger? Or her arse picking finger?
As long as you make sure you keep ya vest onThanks babe! I love driving you around everywhere all day. Same time again next month yeah? Can we have the lights on that night?
I can hear the pillow talk tonight - Onslow ‘hey love, pull ya nightie up’
You might need to get the crease spray outOh ok Onslow, just make sure you roll it down when you’re done babbbbeeessss
And THIS.... is the exact kind of thing she could be shown to support, where it will actually make a difference to someone, change someones life for the better. Actually give her minions something to worship her for, instead of showing off how we can all 'make our dreams come true'Come back from my first day at a minimum wage, menial job taking me away from my children and husband on the weekend and evenings, a job I'm doing so we can get my youngest speech therapy privately because the NHS had been shredded to duck and cant provide it to see this absolute soggy napkin tell me in her bleeping luxury car driven by her chauffeur husband who doesnt need to work either to keep saving because my dreams are closer than I think. duck you and your head dog hun. How dare you. How patronising.
I'm still catching up sorry guys but that just caught me on the absolute worst day.
I reckon he's partial to a hokey pokeyOoh you reckon he likes a little back door tickle?