She’s so thick. “The little boats” it’s called it’s a small world you thicko even says it over and over in the song
I honestly don’t think she realised what they were when she bought them from that ‘little shop’ in Maldon until someone, i.e me pointed out that they were bookends!Can you imagine she even has any other books? I mean do we even think she could handle anything beyond diary list entries? Those book ends would have been redundant was it not for her own amazing offering to the literary world
I tried that but they asked for the 2nd, 3rd and 6th character from the password and wouldn't believe me when I said she hadn't given that info, just the instruction to ask themShe did this! Remember she asked if you wanted to ring her bank for proof
Did you use the password 'Hansnomes'I tried that but they asked for the 2nd, 3rd and 6th character from the password and wouldn't believe me when I said she hadn't given that info, just the instruction to ask them
Now if I had your brains, I would have thought to attempt thatDid you use the password 'Hansnomes'
I was going to suggest 'Minkeh'. Or maybe 'swipeup'Did you use the password 'Hansnomes'
Yeah maybe she thought it was some kind of Hindu/Buddhist deity “gnob the split elephant of cleaning”I honestly don’t think she realised what they were when she bought them from that ‘little shop’ in Maldon until someone, i.e me pointed out that they were bookends!
Lightenings gonna catch you shitting for saying thatYeah maybe she thought it was some kind of Hindu/Buddhist deity “gnob the split elephant of cleaning”
I'm 5'9 and my husband is 6 foot. Kids are only 10&12, but are over 5ft tall each so imagine one day I'll the shortest (despite being pretty tall!)Those bottles of cleaning stuff she 'gave' her friends were all a bit obviously placed. I'm sure after she filmed that for her stories she went around with her grabby hands taking them all back. I mean who the heck gives a friend a quarter of a bottle of fabric softener??
There is no way she is 5ft 9. I'm 5ft 8 and my mum did actually used to say to me I was lucky to have long legs. But I was the tallest in my family, way taller than my sisters and even taller than my dad. But I've never felt like a giant. These days 5ft 9 is nothing exceptional for a woman at all. I reckon she is more like 5ft 11. And there is nothing wrong with that at all so why even mention it? These days I feel tiny as I'm the shortest in the house as my teenage boys and husband are all tall. My eldest is 6ft 4.
I'm 5 feet 11 and my husband is 5 feet 6My god she is so aggressive. Who the faaaaaccck puts on make up like that?!
Also, I'm 5'10, no one gives a shite how tall you are you chavvy bitch. 5'9 is really not that tall.
I'm 5My god she is so aggressive. Who the faaaaaccck puts on make up like that?!
Also, I'm 5'10, no one gives a shite how tall you are you chavvy bitch. 5'9 is really not that tall.
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