Mrs Fir Tree Barn (AKA Mrs FTB)

[Doingitforthegramhuntake2]

“Fir tree lodge”

Won’t be long before she’s slagging the place off for not being posh enough for the stuck up bitch

 

[Exhaustedpigeon]

Family company and they all work there, sons included.

Does anyone know what they do for work? I think they work together but they must earn a lot, that or they’re living beyond their means.

this is how much it is for 2 people for 15 nights at the hotel they’ve just stayed at in Dubai and this is with no food / drink included. Where do they get their money from to justify spending that much on a holiday?!!!
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Jeeeeeeeeeeezzzzz. Plus just had the old teeth redone didn't he which cost a fortune

 

[Beckz1205]

look at the colour of her! She’s practically black fishing!

 

[LoXLo]

She’s had her car a year and now it’s “time for a new one” for the amount they moan they sure are living the life.

 

[DebbieF]

@NosyNorahh you also forgot Bully for Mr FTB

 

[Beckz1205]

Didn’t she get the blue balenciaga bag last time? When she moaned about the box being ripped? Wonder if she complained and got another one?

 

[pinklady87]

Has Mrs FTB had work done???

 

[noseyparker80]

Mandy’s been Nan for the last 10 yrs to Lauren’s children. Maybe a clash of personalities between Gemma & Lauren!

They still follow each other tho.
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That would be my second guess but doesn’t really explain Megan

New theory lauren and Megan aren’t following each other either. I recon a bust up over bridesmaid dresses. Nola probably wanted to wear doc martens or something

 

[noseyparker80]

My guess is there’s some jealousy with the new baby and Mandy is all for Gemma’s kid

 

[Mumswhoexpose]

Lauren’s always been weird as f**k. Honestly the typical bunny boiler type say anything to keep a guy without thinking first

 

[Hadenoughalready]

I thought maybe brain cell implants but sadly, no

 

[Mumswhoexpose]

Mandy had to stand out of course!! Looking like a neon satsuma

didn’t she just.

 

[NosyNorahh]

I get that the bigger you are the quicker the weight drops off but I agree that’s a lot in a short period of time. If she had help just own it. A lot of people struggle with weight, it’s nothing to be ashamed of if you got extra help

Unpopular opinion but weight loss surgery is something to be ashamed of, if you’ve gotten to this point whilst being a mother of three you absolutely should be ashamed.

 

[Mumswhoexpose]

They still follow each other tho.
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New theory lauren and Megan aren’t following each other either. I recon a bust up over bridesmaid dresses. Nola probably wanted to wear doc martens or something

Or maybe Nola, mason or milo didn’t have a main role in the wedding but Ted did you know how they all like to be centre of attention

 

[pinklady87]

Tbh I remember them having an argument when Gemma was in hospital losing ted & laurens work had given Mandy’s dog a haircut and Mandy cried about it. I bet Megan got involved too. Seems like something pathetic they would fall out over. Also is Megan getting married today? She hasn’t mentioned

 

[Beckz1205]

They are fakes she buys from find your style on Instagram xx

So are they a well known fake provider or does she think she’s getting the real deal?? I just think it’s funny how she’s always showing off what she’s bought and how expensive it is and it’s bloody fake!!

 

[Beckz1205]

I’m surprised Gemma didn’t say something, she’s quite outspoken and always seems to be what she wants.

 

[Mumswhoexpose]

I don’t think they’re going. Mandy posted a picture of 3 shirts that she was ironing for the wedding. It would be 4 if Lauren’s hubby was going. I’ve got to say, I quite like Lauren compared to the rest. She doesn’t seem to bullshit like she has a perfect insta life like the others. (Not including Megan. She seems sweet).

Lauren not a bullshitter? She’s the queen of bullshit, all that girl does is talk bullshit

 

[Beckz1205]

Seen it

 

[Mumswhoexpose]

Either Lauren’s going without them or she going away with Sam. Doesn’t look like Lauren’s children are invited to the wedding. All very odd.

To me it doesn’t sound like she’s going as surely she would have said were away this weekend for my brother in laws wedding… everyone else has spoken about it so would be the normal thing to say, however she isn’t normal so wouldn’t put it past her. There’s been zero mention of the wedding from moany Pell and weird that if she is the children aren’t going considering it’s their auntie and uncles wedding