MOD & FOD #5 Don't be fooled by the crap that I flog, I'm still I'm still Clemmie from the blog

[yellow_daisies]

Pretty sure his parents live in Dorset.

Thought it was Bristol?

 

[Mustard]

Not so smug now has the set on her stories....

She made a post on 10 July about how her and her husband had a terrible time there last year.

 

[ThreeFourFive]

Such a supercilious bitch

Bit confused. Is that a screenshot of a conversation you had with her?

 

[CyanideKiss]

That’s just what’s sitting in their company account as reserves, let alone what they’re drawing from the company.

As company directors they are entitled to take dividends from the 'company' too.

 

[Nemokel]

That’s the one! Hysterical

I think that’s when I fell in love with tattle, the way the moderators swooped in and called them out on it, rather than being all ‘star struck’

Just read the leopardprintvans comments. So clearly MOD!!!! Hilarious! What happened with this? It was before my time. Did somebody realise who she was and ban her?

 

[Sweettutu]

Morning Clemmie, couple of points, if I may. Nobody should ever feel validated by numbers (unless they are Donald Trump. You're not Donald Trump, are you?), we are validated by our behaviour, our treatment of others.
If you really don't know who your customer base is then maybe start by modelling your average pitch on yourself, the relatable little family you market yourself as. You know, the young family, the junior manager dad, the mum who works one day a week, the struggles they face, the money worries they have........ all the usual relatable stuff that young families encounter.
You might also give some thought to the things you flog. I am sure Weber would have paid you well to advertise something more realistic - so much better to offer people things they can afford rather than leaving them diminished by what they can't afford.
Brand Hooper have chosen to be a vulgar/flashy brand, promoting envy and diminishment amongst your customer base. Fine. It's a plan. But don't be brittle, thin-skinned and aggressive when people disagree. Suck it up and develop good grace - you will come across so much better.
And lastly, when you are being paid thousands to sell products, it is just a professional courtesy to spell their name right. The company paying your bills is Weber, not Webber.

Wotcha clem

 

[hashtag_twat]

Oh I’m cringing myself inside out !

 

[Exhaustednurse]

2.3k. You can buy two cars for that.

 

[non binary coat]

I still think it was MOD and you can search and browse pages of her posts. Someone found out there was an Alice in the same area that MOD planned to meet, but I think that's a coincidence. If it was MOD she would say things to make it not totally obvious. Before the mods outed her you could see from her online status she was always refreshing and reading this thread! Unless it's about her no one else really cares enough to constantly refresh this thread.

 

[yellow_daisies]

Just watched the video, pretty sure the blonde directly next to the nanny is NSSN. I wonder if the mamas have collectively hired a nanny or two?

 

[GreyWolf]

I wouldn’t be happy leaving my kids with strangers (hence the reason we don’t go out ), regardless of how many qualifications they’d got etc, particularly at a festival where they weren’t ‘contained in a safe space’. I assumed they were sneaking in a relative to look after the kids whilst they were busy (I thought for some reason they’d taken a grandparent one year?) so the nanny was a surprise tbh.

Yeah the screen time thing is a joke - proof that FoD will say anything/do anything for the

Her sister IS there!!! She’s in that photo of MID and DLAM, with curly hair!!

 

[GreyWolf]

But actually working on the GAs and Air blog doesn’t net any cash it appears....

It’s “werk”

 

[ChesterDraws]

Same here, mine’s holidays, food and pets, not a gifted press discount sink in sight!

Oh hun, we’ve been doing it all wrong

 

[Exhaustednurse]

Totally crazy.

 

[Mustard]

That

Think the word moan or moaning needs to be inserted somewhere. Or add and get boatloads for free.

 

[Tothemoonandback]

They don’t get cash for free though. Their kids are commodities x

 

[Munchie2014]

We should all be grateful that she didn't use 'Font of all knowledge'.

That's what I've always thought it was

 

[GiggleBee]

She's commented on her instapost admitting to having a nanny

 

[yellow_daisies]

No I’m pretty sure they live in Dorset but Bristol would bring them much closer to his parents. When he’s gone there for weekends I’m sure he said Dorset?

Oh I thought the whole Bristol/Kent debate was because his family still lived in Bristol!!

 

[GreyWolf]

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Have you seen the Mum's comment on MOD's post from yesterday (I can never remember whether she is FOD or MOD's Mum...think it's FOD)

Thought her mum was being a bit bitchy about the oversized teeth to be honest. Is Judith a tattler? (They are both Judith but I think FOD’s is Hooper)