I was #soblessed to come up with title #22 - A draughty pile of pricks.
It’s, now, on my CV
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It’s, now, on my CV
Sign me up! Has someone already claimed the dress and chunky boot?Hello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
Though I’m more fringe off 
Also how much will this duck with FODs head when he’s catching up - he won’t be able to decipher if we’re now a group of Tattle Huns or Tattle Trolls, he’ll just see the word Vagina and not be able to read the rest
Yes!! #31 is my pride and joy (before or after my kids, hmmmm?).
Oh yes and lots of colourful houses/beach huts for super original backdrops. I once saw a boyfriend of instagram on the beach taking pics of his girlfriend who was twirling for literally 20 minutes!
Perhaps I can claim the other boot?Sign me up! Has someone already claimed the dress and chunky boot?
Also how much will this duck with FODs head when he’s catching up - he won’t be able to decipher if we’re now a group of Tattle Huns or Tattle Trolls, he’ll just see the word Vagina and not be able to read the rest
tit ... I feel like I really need to try and get a thread title. I’ve made a couple ... but not the heady heights of actual title.
must try harder!
must try harder!
#30 Comments from Yoda: A twit you are
Just need to acquire the coveted VIP status and my life is made
Before and after children, husband and the dog
Just need to acquire the coveted VIP status and my life is made
Before and after children, husband and the dog
I remember making that very thread for you. It was an honour, a real honour.#30 Comments from Yoda: A twit you are
Just need to acquire the coveted VIP status and my life is made
Before and after children, husband and the dog
(piggybacking on your fame here like a budget Titfer
)
Me too! I don’t think I ever had a thread title. Mind you, some of us have been busy making sure this thread is safe,
thinking up intelligent, witty prose to keep the ball rolling. SOME OF US have to clean the reception area after @MadeinFulham has been on one of her benders with the Blue nun!!!!Haha not Zoella - i have seen her multiple times and nearly always in Tiger which is unsurprising given that its filled with disposable tacky plastic tit! Sounds like you and Gaz had a momentGah. Don’t tell me. Was it Zoella?
When I lived in Brighton, I saw Gaz Coombes from Supergrass so many times and met eyes with him, I am convinced he thought I was stalking him. But I was like - no, Gaz! It’s you who are following me!
One time he crossed the road when he saw me coming towards him and we met eyes, I started laughing out of nervousness - probably freaked him out
Oh yes you have! Roll out the bint in her leopard print!
What a humble brag
For years I walked down my mum's street thinking I was on nodding-and-smiling terms with Nick Cave but turns out it was just an older goth guy...that was a bit disappointing
Quick question for those with their high viz jacket already, can you do a French tuck with it? It’s just now that Glen isn’t around anymore I have no one else to ask.
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@dockmuck.... I have a feeling you are compiling a case against me 
I guess I’m just so shy 
and unassuming I didn't want to mention it. Or maybe I was working so goddamn hard in trap 3 after you and your curly kale shake had been in there 
I forgot I’m gonna make your dreams come true @Titfer - I’m putting in the hours@dockmuck.... I have a feeling you are compiling a case against me
Trap 3Or maybe I was working so goddamn hard in trap 3 after you and your curly kale shake had been in there
oh my god FOD / Clembot are probably reading tonight’s offerings and thinking ‘We’re going to HAVE to post something soon. They’re all losing it.’
I’m on probation; I’ve got to pull my socks up.Me too! I don’t think I ever had a thread title. Mind you, some of us have been busy making sure this thread is safe,interrogatingquestioning the newbies, preparing canopies for guests and cleaning the toilets, some of us don’t have time for all that daydreaming
Let’s try a joint title! Can you work your magic on this?!!
Any kind of fool could see through ‘Alice’ and her ‘aligning’;
But, with ‘Housedelaclunge’, the signs were bloody blinding
Through grifted teeth obviously.Trap 3
FOD / Clembot are probably reading tonight’s offerings and thinking ‘We’re going to HAVE to post something soon. They’re all losing it.’
Think I’ve been here since about thread 6, lurker for a while but was fully signed up pre Alicegate....that was a busy weekend!!
I had a thread title once but then somebody remembered another earlier suggestion that had more likes so it got swapped
So I only had that fame for a few pages 
Also proud to say I was here for the sub 1m demise...what a fun Burns night that was!
I had a thread title once but then somebody remembered another earlier suggestion that had more likes so it got swapped
So I only had that fame for a few pages Also proud to say I was here for the sub 1m demise...what a fun Burns night that was!
There have been some bloody brilliant MOFOD titles, but nothing will ever beat this gem to coincide with the loss of his mil:
“If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 999k followers and my wife ain’t one”
Still makes me chuckle
“If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 999k followers and my wife ain’t one”
Still makes me chuckle
Has to be the best, everThere have been some bloody brilliant MOFOD titles, but nothing will ever beat this gem to coincide with the loss of his mil:
“If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 999k followers and my wife ain’t one”
Still makes me chuckle
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