What’s barbie vagina? Is it when you find a man so unappealing your external genitalia fall off and your vagina fuses shut?Long-time lurker of this thread since Alicegate guys and I just have to let you know that FOD gives me massive barbie vagina. Thank you.
Hahahaha yes! It's shut shop.What’s barbie vagina? Is it when you find a man so unappealing your external genitalia fall off and your vagina fuses shut?
My eyes could not roll back any further in my head after reading thatClemmie’s interview with The Pink House
How I won the interior war: Clemmie Hooper AKA Mother Of Daughters — The Pink House
Clemmie, husband Simon and their four children have just moved out of London to a sprawling Victorian house by the sea in Kent. Here she tells me of her plans to renovate it with plenty of colour and creativity, despite husband Simon's preference for "symmetrical lines"...www.pinkhouse.co.uk
Well that’s 10 minutes of my life I won’t get backClemmie’s interview with The Pink House
How I won the interior war: Clemmie Hooper AKA Mother Of Daughters — The Pink House
Clemmie, husband Simon and their four children have just moved out of London to a sprawling Victorian house by the sea in Kent. Here she tells me of her plans to renovate it with plenty of colour and creativity, despite husband Simon's preference for "symmetrical lines"...www.pinkhouse.co.uk
ALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR DOGMUCKHello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
I honestly should’ve done it a year ago. But I’m here now. Didn’t feel right to enjoy all the gifted entertainment without contributing myselfHello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
Is that a sign up @Bigmouth_bigpants? I’ve got a lovely pink high viz in your size - would look lush with a bootALL HAIL OUR LORD AND SAVIOUR DOGMUCK
Thanks @SansaStark (that was the Moody ginger one that married Joffers right?) for your candid response much appreciated. I’m no doctor but I can see you have instatwat fatigue, I prescribe a large dose of Tattle and some CBT with the following emojisView attachment 156674View attachment 156674
I honestly should’ve done it a year ago. But I’m here now. Didn’t feel right to enjoy all the gifted entertainment without contributing myself(not saying I’m funny but you know what I mean) and also because I’ve just really had enough of influencers. This pandemic and the BLM awakening many of us are having just makes them all look so pathetic trying to ride that gravy train to the end. The world is in deep pain right now and the SODs are trying to blag freebies and delete comments. They can get in the bin.
I’m in! But please can I have Hello Fresh?
Same, I think the pandemic has tipped a few of us lurkers over the edge into official Tattle members! It’s ironic I only ever heard about Tattle from influencers complaining about it. I googled, browsed and was HOOKEDView attachment 156674View attachment 156674
I honestly should’ve done it a year ago. But I’m here now. Didn’t feel right to enjoy all the gifted entertainment without contributing myself(not saying I’m funny but you know what I mean) and also because I’ve just really had enough of influencers. This pandemic and the BLM awakening many of us are having just makes them all look so pathetic trying to ride that gravy train to the end. The world is in deep pain right now and the SODs are trying to blag freebies and delete comments. They can get in the bin.
I’m in! But please can I have Hello Fresh?
Me too! That’s definitely one good thing they’ve done. Cheers Glen! (Love that name btwSame, I think the pandemic has tipped a few of us lurkers over the edge into official Tattle members! It’s ironic I only ever heard about Tattle from influencers complaining about it. I googled, browsed and was HOOKED
They will all try. They’ll come back having read a book or two and then try to flog more Dorset Cereal and striped Boden jumpers (my mobile totally tried to correct striped to stripper!). I just can’t see how the SOD’s can pretend BLM hasn’t happened and start begging for their cellar reno or the garden to be done up.I love how everyone was expecting the pandemic to kill off the cult of the influencer, it knocked them down, but not quite out - who knew that BLM would finish them all off! What a delightful side-consequence of the fight for equality and justice. Surely none of them can now survive their racism and hypocrisy, surely!!
WHAT.THE.FUCK.IS.THAT?
Of course I’m in! Will team it with a red lip and a cropped trouserIs that a sign up @Bigmouth_bigpants? I’ve got a lovely pink high viz in your size - would look lush with a boot
https://giphy.com/d7fTn7iSd2ivS I waited until 00.30 last night, gov.Hello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
Absolutely. I think they might wait until the furlough period ends for most people, when some get back to normalish lives, while others won’t have jobs to go back too and will be worried about that (naturally). But then the country will enter a recession and no one will be buying anything apart from absolute essentials while we wait to see what our own personal situations will be. What brands would honestly gift anything during this?!They will all try. They’ll come back having read a book or two and then try to flog more Dorset Cereal and striped Boden jumpers (my mobile totally tried to correct striped to stripper!). I just can’t see how the SOD’s can pretend BLM hasn’t happened and start begging for their cellar reno or the garden to be done up.
Just showing my allegiance to the cause, your honour. Not sure who’s copying who here but thought it would be worth sharing. Also my first attempt so be lenient with meWHAT.THE.FUCK.IS.THAT?
I’m not sure you’re gonna make your 3 month review
Thank you for having us!Hello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
I feel that I need to own up (the complimentary drinks have gone to my head):Hello and welcome to all newbies to this thread...I hope you all enjoyed the complimentary drinks and nibbles in the reception area.
Two things I’m absolutely gagging to know:
1. Why now, what is it that has compelled you to come here? I’m genuinely glad you have because it means the Tattle is strong in you. Just there are so many of you, I’ve never seen such an influx.
2. We had a security breach the other night. Our very own @Pocahontas was supposed to be on watch but to be fair she let us ALL down, but more importantly she let herself down. We don’t hold grudges here at Tattle so she did her time on the naughty step, we explained why she was there and then hugged it out. However as newbies I feel that now is the perfect time for you to show your commitment and join our security team
VAGINAS - Volunteers Against Greedy Instagram Narcissistic Arseholes Society - as one of the VAGINAS you’ll be given a high viz jacket an extra £3.75 per month in your pay packet and 20% Gusto code. You’ll be expected to screen shot ANY dodgy interlopers posts, go and check their profiles for any info and respond, but only if you have back up...don’t put yourself at risk.
So sign up to become one of FODs VAGINAS your Tattle needs you!
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