Thank you so much! I hope they provide a bit of a giggle
I reckon there are others on here who could do a much better job of a parody insta account than me, so if anyone wants to start something and use my edits in any way, please feel free!
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I reckon there are others on here who could do a much better job of a parody insta account than me, so if anyone wants to start something and use my edits in any way, please feel free!
I still can’t believe they didn’t tidy their wardrobes and drawers before the photo shoot. I mean, they are in such a horrendous untidy state. How could they be ok with that? It’s absolutely mortifying. It’s like they took their style inspiration from the rails at TK Maxx. Jumble sale chic. Except nothing chic about it.
The fact that you can’t sit on the chair and be in the centre of the mirror really irrationally grates on me.
And that the make up takes up some of the mirror. And that it looks like an office desk.
duck it.... I hate everything about this.
And that the make up takes up some of the mirror. And that it looks like an office desk.
duck it.... I hate everything about this.
Interesting....
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It’s very MFI.
Reminds me of the desk I had when I was 9!
They provide more than a giggle - you’re a genius!Thank you so much! I hope they provide a bit of a giggle
I reckon there are others on here who could do a much better job of a parody insta account than me, so if anyone wants to start something and use my edits in any way, please feel free!
Lol I've just seen this on insta and was just coming on here to say same
I don’t see the awful dressing room at all on the Herringbone IG page.
I don’t mind the necklace bust - but everything else is not great. The lights around the mirror are symbolic of
delusions of grandeur ... and I don’t care for the gold-trimmed Perspex holding her #gifted Bobbi Brown. And you’re right - it does look like a work desk! A work desk surrounded by kitchen furniture 
She could have really gone all out with such a spacious room - maybe gone for a lovely Edwardian style dressing table, had a chaise longue even
, a nicer colour on the wall, lovely curtains, etc., etc. But the harshness of that graphic print, and the pink walls and the weird kitchen island ... a waste of a potentially lovely room.Yes! Exactly what I was thinking. Reminds me of my cheap desk I had when I was about 10, from MFI or Argos or similar
God can you imagine how bleeping smug she'd have been?!
At least there’s not a life size poster of her M&S shoot....but suppose it would remind of the high before her fall from grace.I don’t mind the necklace bust - but everything else is not great. The lights around the mirror are symbolic of
She could have really gone all out with such a spacious room - maybe gone for a lovely Edwardian style dressing table, had a chaise longue even
That’s in the cellar, in Clembot’s memory box of the bygone era of fame and gifts.
the more you look at it, the worse it gets. I’m assuming this was all pre decline, she could have made such a lovely room and done #content in there too, like luxurious seating area alongside built in wardrobes. The kitchen is bizarre.
Its soooo funny because Clemmie must be absolutely mortified
You’re a bloody legend! I was showing my hubby your bingo card, then your central unit came up and I was pissing myself and he’s like “what? It’s tattle right?” So then I had to tell him about the UNT balloons and the crap dressing room AND then reveal the central unit...he’s a right grumpy bastard tonight but that’s made him laugh hard! Thank youThank you so much! I hope they provide a bit of a giggle
I reckon there are others on here who could do a much better job of a parody insta account than me, so if anyone wants to start something and use my edits in any way, please feel free!
I’m constantly amazed how sharp and witty you trolls are, such a smart bunch of cool cats (although I hate cats please don’t take this as a criticism). Loved catching up on these last few pages. It feels a little bit like the SODs downfall again. How inconvenient that George was murdered by the police just as old Clammie was sneaking her way back in! You can’t cover up racism with a #gifted badly executed reno. Time for you two to duck right off now...imho
They are the Harry and Megxit of Ramsgate.
Could actually have been her if past events hadn't happened. I remember she did something with them before that was sponsored by phillips.
....and there we are...
Btw, been a lurker rather than a poster recently. Been trying to take a step back from social media. The SOD’s are just tit for c*nts and they’ll always be vacuous. I’m so happy Clembot hasn’t come back. She made my tit itch.
Btw, been a lurker rather than a poster recently. Been trying to take a step back from social media. The SOD’s are just tit for c*nts and they’ll always be vacuous. I’m so happy Clembot hasn’t come back. She made my tit itch.
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