MOD & FOD #30 Comments from Yoda: A tw*t, you are

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ILoveUnicorns

Thread idea but a bit long!? Facing a pandemic, people in financial ruin, but Fods after spindles & pricey shite wallpaper for the room people poo in
 
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Anotherct

Regardless if it’s new or not (it can still be new and gross right) - that bathroom has the perfect instagram/ hooper decor anyway so why would you waste time decorating it? I actually love it how it is. People are so bloody wasteful these days
 
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Pocahontas

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Strike a light, is it new thread time already?! Time flies when you’re having fun and there’s a new interiors page to jest about / infuriate us.
I remember aaaages ago back in the thread @OhMyWord came up with this funny one related to one of FOD’s am dram japes - FOD and Clembot have provided us with A LOT of content

I reckon you’re safe darlin.
 

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judsmum

this one fo sho
 
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Bagsange

yellow_daisies said:
Hang in a minute- this isn't the "forever home"??? The home the girls might one day bring the grandkids to? That makes it all even more shocking!!!
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I swear I saw or heard in one of Clemmie’s stories before Alicegate that they may probably move again in 10-12 years. Maybe they have changed their minds since as Clemmie blew everything up and they are and might not be pulling in the money they used to before she was exposed. I don’t know if it makes sense to pay off the huge mortgage they must have only to sell, move and start paying another one in your late 40s/early 50s when you are very likely to still be supporting partly or fully all your four children!
 
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Dogmuck

I’m all over this one
 
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Titfer

You're thinking of the Snappy Chatty
 
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faloncha

OhMyWord said:
Instead of “Stay alert —> Control the virus —> Save lives,” FOD’s would read;”:

Stay alert —> Delete the comments —> Save the sponsorships
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Hi all, new here (well, probably a pre-teen in lurker years ). I loved this thread title suggestions I saw at the start of this thread and wanted to big it up again!

Love reading all your insights, I find the 'reno' account really sad as it seems (to me) to miss the mark in so many ways, as others have said. It is already outdated (to be clear, for a home it's perfect if that's your taste, but in influencer terms), it's grabby, it's not environmentally friendly - in fact, it's super-duper wasteful. They aren't engaging hosts giving you a sneak peek at their gorgeous home, maybe they had that charisma and charm back in the day, it just seems forced and not that interesting... privileged and not of-the(covid)-times, too.
 
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FakeSmile

Yes but when it does inevitably tarnish they will just beg for more! Who needs to decorate with things that will last when you have no shame?!
 
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Bizziebody

Pocahontas said:
Latest HoH stories we have: (1) books! and (2) loo roll balanced on a loo brush handle!
They’re keeping it real, kids.
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struggling to work out how to do something is code for please someone come to my aid for free.lazy knobhead
 
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ILoveUnicorns

It would have been interesting if he had posted it on the squares and not mentioned about work needing to be done, I bet everyone would have gushed over it! It doesn’t need to be made over!!
 
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Pocahontas

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Pocahontas said:
‘Influencing for Dummies’, ‘How to Lose Friends and Alienate People’, plus multiple copies of their own Magnus opuses
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Whoops I see ‘magnum opus’ was corrected to Magnus. Damn you autocorrect!
looks like @OhMyWord ‘s early thread suggestion is a winner so far!
 
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WhittlingIhopMonkey

Two things:

1) the caption on his clemmie post? #itsalovehatething ....wow, that's telling.

2) his mental health problems are cured by cycling and having a chat with his mum? I cant even.
 
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heretoreaditall2019

PoorPatrol said:
I wish I could see what idiotic books are on their shelves!
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It’ll be like the whsmiths in London city airport, full of cringe management books for men that think too much of themselves

WhittlingIhopMonkey said:
Two things:

1) the caption on his clemmie post? #itsalovehatething ....wow, that's telling.

2) his mental health problems are cured by cycling and having a chat with his mum? I cant even.
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tbf if every time I had a chat w mum she upped my allowance it’d probably help too
 
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