MOD & FOD #30 Comments from Yoda: A tw*t, you are

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"I don't care, I turn my phone off" but before you do that you delete all slightly critical comments and block everyone who doesn't tell you how awesome you are and how lucky the ladies in your life are. And glad that everything is fine as long YOU are happy. Maybe start considering your girls' (future) happiness and mental health.
 
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I’m sure Cash C would have a lot to say about mental health & this duo.

We’re calling a bloke out for sponging for freebies, not declaring ads as is LAW, and selling his kids? Like it’s hardly the fucking witch trials is it.
Further proof of what a spoilt, entitled prick he is.
 
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Perfect post tbh.

We don’t know him that’s why we’ve not said anything about what he cooks for dinner or how he behaved in the pub last night, cos we have no fucking idea? We are commenting on the plethora of content he does put out there - a Reno insta begging for freebies as the country is heading towards a recession & trying to bait tradesmen into doing his bannisters for free after they ripped off the last bloke who took a punt on influencer marketing.

Like if we were making up bollocks it wouldn’t bother you. Having a mirror held up so you have to think about your grotesque conduct is what these lot object to.
 
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Using the death of a friend to boost sympathy : check !
 
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Oh boo boo FOD, cycle off to a blo*dy field and cry then. There was no need to film his crocodile tears, how about you get back home and speak to your wife about her mental health, or your poor girls who I imagine are getting bullied at school because of their parents actions.
If it’s that bad, delete Instagram and live your life without it being plastered all over the place. But then, who would pay for your tacky pineapple lamps and £4K sinks?
TOSSER
 
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Jeez.
The made me feel sad. I don’t like it when anyone cries - it makes me cry
But then I woke myself up to the fact that he fucking FILMED himself crying so he could post it 965 k people.
Just, no.

Yes, we do not know the ‘real’ you, FOD. But we know the version of you that you take efforts in to project, to promote and self-fulfil. And we know what your kids look like. That’s your choice.
Just take comfort in all the huns that DO love you, why worry about little ol us over here in our tiny little corner of the internet??
 
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Just seen the stories and came here and you bunch of trolls (who he just doesn’t care about right? Yet is so quick to delete anything of a different opinion ) are spot on! You’ve put it so much more eloquently than I could!
Also if you put your life up on a public platform for all to see you have to accept you won’t be everyone’s cup of tea and others will have a different opinion - that’s life.
Trolling is something else entirely (and not acceptable). However that doesn’t go on here.
 
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It’s very telling that he’s more concerned about tattle than the fact there are people commenting on his own Instagram regarding his daughter’s bums and how much they miss seeing the older girls’ faces.

Just throwing it out there.
 
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He's also trying to manipulate people and the narrative further by using the mental health card. I hate it when people weaponize it to try and make others feel sorry for them. Put yourself in public and your audience will have an opinion on you, good or bad. Deal with it. You cannot live in this echo chamber you're trying to create.

I really cannot stomach this man or his complete lack of morals anymore. What about your children's mental health, Simon? The fact that you have ruthlessly and systematically sold their childhoods and privacy for your own greed and gains?

Perhaps the reason you are feeling so shit is because deep down you know what you have sacrificed.

The cognitive dissonance is strong in this one.

Sorry, that was a ramble. I'm really fucking angry today!
 
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Also if he’s that unbothered by us (say it again Fod we might just believe it) why does he read here? This is what I still don’t get with the whole Alicegate thing and subsequently- why have they sought out Tattle and read it? Or more, after reading it the first time and not agreeing with the points being made why come back repeatedly? It’s the whole ‘eavesdroppers never hear any good of themselves’. Where does that fit into the self care mantra?
 
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Exactly. Imagine the grief huge celebrities get? Most just don't engage and get on with tit. You learn very quickly not to read it if you want to stay sane.

For example, one of my clients does not go on Twitter or Facebook despite having large followings, he knows that it would be good for business but he also knows it would not be good for his mental health. I run them for him. He can avoid the cesspit that is social media.

Like you say, the SODs continually seek it out in the desperate hope they can change it/control what is being said. THIS WILL NEVER HAPPEN. Particularly when what you are putting out in the public domain is so questionable.

Just stop reading Simon or stop flogging your children and I think you'll find yours and your family's mental health will all improve tenfold.
 
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Yes to everything everyone of you trolls just wrote!

Also the whole “talk about it” line he kept pushing - errr hello your wife was on this troll site because she had felt sad and upset about people commenting on her and her family here(which we all know is bollocks but that’s the story she put out)...yet you didn’t know anything about it until it all broke How about you go and “talk about it” to your wife who suggested that she was in a dark place when she came on here and called you a class A twat, she was clearly, from the story you’ve both told, showing signs of mental health issues and yet despite your previous experience with worries/concerns and loss she couldn’t talk to you about coming to Tattle and being the biggest troll ever. Yeah right! Fuck off with your bull shit.
 
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He doesn't possess the emotional intelligence to be able to help anyone with mental health struggles let alone realise that he is the cause of his own!
 
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Also @Pocahontas was he crying? I wasn’t sure if he was just snotting having done a big bike ride so snot/sweat/heavy breathing/maybe a touch of pollen brought on his hay fever
 
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Also @Pocahontas was he crying? I wasn’t sure if he was just snotting having done a big bike ride so snot/sweat/heavy breathing/maybe a touch of pollen brought on his hay fever
I must admit I thought he was crying a little-but then thought it was the bike ride that caused that kind of reaction?
 
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