My husband is 42 and looks younger than FOD. (We also have 4 children lol).
I’m pretty sure he uses his bedraggled, exhausted look to snipe at MOD
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I’m pretty sure he uses his bedraggled, exhausted look to snipe at MOD
But...but...FOD is the only person with 4 kids isn't he!? Its his USP!!
. Cant stand how he carries on about there being 4 of them, and ALL girls (we were all girls, my dad didn't think he was special). A friend has 5 including "Irish twins" and all quite close in age, doesnt make half as much fuss about it all as FOD.
Not sure why he thinks 4 girls is so unusual or impressive, I can only imagine St Clemmie really doesn’t enjoy sex with him regularly and his schoolboy delight in being allowed to impregnate her has created this inflated mindset in his head.But...but...FOD is the only person with 4 kids isn't he!? Its his USP!!
He didn’t even post a metaphor this evening.
his metaphors have dried up.....I wont compare it to his sex life as thats just mean....
Exactly!!
Maybe he’s finally finished the thesaurus
He did a story a couple of months ago when he went out drinking with friends and was really excited about it but was given a list of rules by Clemmie, don’t get the last train home, get the train before the last train home or you’ll miss it, don’t drink too much etc.
But she can go out, get plastered, stay over at a 'mate's', come home next day at 2pm smiling and acting like a twit while walking through the door AND have FOD writing a gushing post about how it's fine for her to be a lush as he's done it in the past.
Every spontaneous action they do, every photo they post is planned and staged. Always surprised by the discussion on here about their marriage - entirely played out for an audience..... and, sadly, at the expense of their daughters.With the dog in her armsNot set up at all lol
Finally unfollowed and blocked them both, along with a few other vloggers/instamummies/parasites
I did the same this week and sold all my FMLY store/Muthahood tops on ebay.
Do you feel liberated?
Did they sell well?
I feel liberated, humiliated, silly....all the feels 
And yes they all sold very well which was a bit depressing actually.
And yes they all sold very well which was a bit depressing actually.
Oh dear Lord, what is Clemmie dressed as today? No, just please no.
I’m not seeing anything dodgy , can you fill me in?
I honestly wouldn't be surprised if they had agents managing their accounts, writing their scripts and planning their next moves. They lack any authenticity, any spontaneity, any warmth..... they really could be bots.
When I look at today's really powerful, strong women, women like Jacinda Ardern, I wonder what she would say about women supporting women by monetising their children...... in fact, I am going to tweet her and ask #heyparentsleavethemkidsalone
When I look at today's really powerful, strong women, women like Jacinda Ardern, I wonder what she would say about women supporting women by monetising their children...... in fact, I am going to tweet her and ask #heyparentsleavethemkidsalone
That last photo he took with the tree was really nice.
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