MOD & FOD #28 Pink jumpsuit MAMIL, toe of camel, had corona, but got no boner

[Tattlingpineapple]

Omg somebody stop him. If I were his mother or wife (god forbid) I would hide his phone / delete his profile. His comment "or middle aged porn because it's important to be inclusive" speaks volumes about how he thinks about inclusion... It's just a joke to him

 

[Bizziebody]

Meanwhile Multitool popped in to my feed and has an ad for hair stuff

Let me guess, his gob was hanging open.

 

[OhMyWord]

Has he always related so many posts to sex, porn, masturbation, as he has this last couple of weeks? Or is he becoming more desperate?

He has! In the early popularity days maybe not, but I still remember when mumsnet users called him a wanker so he posted all about how he was a wanker as a teen when he wanked a lot. It was SO gross. That was maybe 2 years ago?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Omg somebody stop him. If I were his mother or wife (god forbid) I would hide his phone / delete his profile. His comment "or middle aged porn because it's important to be inclusive" speaks volumes about how he thinks about inclusion... It's just a joke to him

100% this. He’s said before how his feminism was born once he had daughters, great to know being part of society alone wasn’t enough to encourage you to respect women

I feel sorry for those girls. I also feel sorry for all the women commenting laughing along, someone else pointed out that they’re thickos (looool) which is undoubtedly true, but they’re probably raising middle aged men too, so are none the wiser to how fucked their reality is?

Also there is something quite disturbing about his unboundaried sexual behaviours, like keep it to yourself no one wants to know? Even actually attractive men like male models on insta don’t behave like this? We don’t need it from a 4 stone newt man?

 

[blurstoftimes]

100% this. He’s said before how his feminism was born once he had daughters, great to know being part of society alone wasn’t enough to encourage you to respect women

I feel sorry for those girls. I also feel sorry for all the women commenting laughing along, someone else pointed out that they’re thickos (looool) which is undoubtedly true, but they’re probably raising middle aged men too, so are none the wiser to how fucked their reality is?

Also there is something quite disturbing about his unboundaried sexual behaviours, like keep it to yourself no one wants to know? Even actually attractive men like male models on insta don’t behave like this? We don’t need it from a 4 stone newt man?

Four stone newt man


I mean his desperation is absolutely palpable through the screen - I can only imagine that him and Clemmie's relationship is so cold and distant at this point that she doesn't even feel like she can step him and gently tell him he needs to stop. She must be absolutely mortified!! So not on brand for MOD lol.

 

[I'm Susan]

100% this. He’s said before how his feminism was born once he had daughters, great to know being part of society alone wasn’t enough to encourage you to respect women

I feel sorry for those girls. I also feel sorry for all the women commenting laughing along, someone else pointed out that they’re thickos (looool) which is undoubtedly true, but they’re probably raising middle aged men too, so are none the wiser to how fucked their reality is?

Also there is something quite disturbing about his unboundaried sexual behaviours, like keep it to yourself no one wants to know? Even actually attractive men like male models on insta don’t behave like this? We don’t need it from a 4 stone newt man?

It absolutely horrifies me that people actually think his bullshit is funny
And also that he doesn't see anything wrong with what he says!

 

[AmberSpyglass]

His Mother follows him, if he was my Son I’d be on the phone asking him what on earth was he playing at.

 

[Pocahontas]

100% this. He’s said before how his feminism was born once he had daughters, great to know being part of society alone wasn’t enough to encourage you to respect women

I feel sorry for those girls. I also feel sorry for all the women commenting laughing along, someone else pointed out that they’re thickos (looool) which is undoubtedly true, but they’re probably raising middle aged men too, so are none the wiser to how fucked their reality is?

Also there is something quite disturbing about his unboundaried sexual behaviours, like keep it to yourself no one wants to know? Even actually attractive men like male models on insta don’t behave like this? We don’t need it from a 4 stone newt man?

4 stone newt man. Haha!!
That was me (calling his lovey dovey fans thickos and cray crays)
Because actually the amount of women who follow him who really seem to find him SO funny, SO endearing, SO on the button with this humour: ‘I’m crying!’ ‘you put it so well!’ ... Its really worrying - as a large amount of these women may have sons, or they may have significant men in their lives that behave in this way and it’s acceptable, and funny. And the generation of dickheads is ever pepertuating. Don’t know if anyone’s seen the vid of Jameela Jamil and her thoughts on how to educate about and protect the next generation of boys from the misinformation of gender portrayals in media, etc. - something FOD needs to watch !! (Posting link to vid in case anyone’s bored!)
He is also definitely one of those sad gits in the workplace who you would just endure out of politeness, while secretly thinking what a dicksplash he is.

 

[Workinggirlfromhome]

Really made me giggle 4 stone newt man, he is repulsive and I cringe for Clem what must friends think Id kill my husband but he has more sense and isn’t a weird moron.

 

[ILoveUnicorns]

Let me guess, his gob was hanging open.

Obvs

 

[Saint_clemmie]

The guy that’s spoken on podcasts and panels about feminism.

 

[OhMyWord]

The guy that’s spoken on podcasts and panels about feminism.

Well, he has 4 daughters therefore he’s a feminist. Shame he doesn’t understand the basic principles of it, which from my understanding isn’t simply “I have a daughter, so I’m good to go.”

It’s a shame that he has been given the platform to speak about being a feminist when he isn’t. My brother taught me when we were teens that men could be feminists and he embodies what a true feminist is every day. It’s inspiring really. But whatever, right? It’s all just lol’s for the ‘gram.

 

[Satisfying Click]

He thinks he's a feminist on account of his daughters, which is a more subtle form of objectification vs the person who leers over Nuts magazine.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

So they miraculously recover from coronavirus with a swift post deletion only to replace that gaff with sexism. Wow, he’s the gift that keeps on giving. Clemmie must be so proud.

 

[Lumpfish]

He's honestly lost the plot. It's quite funny to think just how far they've fallen, reading back through the thread and remembering all those free luxury holidays they went on with all the family.. I would be kicking myself!!

 

[Axatogrind]

This attitude is everywhere, reminds me of "imagine if it were your mother/sister/wife/daughter" and similar sentiments, perpetuating a general assumption that men can only relate and afford respect to women if it's someone close to them.

 

[Rosieee]

Here is my idea of #mumporn : a dad who respects our kids privacy and personal space, play with them without shoving a phone in their face every 5 minutes and also shares the domestic load without bragging about it. Also a partner who doesn’t wear my clothes. Or Lycra.

 

[Agent Krycek]

Four stone newt man

I mean his desperation is absolutely palpable through the screen - I can only imagine that him and Clemmie's relationship is so cold and distant at this point that she doesn't even feel like she can step him and gently tell him he needs to stop. She must be absolutely mortified!! So not on brand for MOD lol.

Ha! Yes I think you are right - they are probably very cold and distant, and I definitely don't think she is begging him to 'service' her when he does a spot of housework. How humiliating for her. If he is so disrespectful to her in public, imagine what he like like behind closed doors. Hopefully he isn't such a dick to her in front of their children though.

 

[Pain of chocolate]

He is atrocious.

I could actually feel that posters anger!

 

[ForeverMakingJibesWicked]

What is it about Bestival that means you have to dress like a bleep? Have I missed something?! I’ve been to many festivals and never worn Lycra...

Thank you for making into a brief sentence what I’ve thought for years