they’ll need at least 6, @ LG sort it out huns this is an emergencyDon’t give him any ideas
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I’ve just noticed that 16 people I follow, follow him.
SIXTEEN!
Going to have to hope they’re just hate followers or I may have to have a cull.
SIXTEEN!
Going to have to hope they’re just hate followers or I may have to have a cull.
Some excellent comments here:
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I’m just trying to process the mumporn post. He’s slowly committing insta suicide isn’t he? It’s almost Shakespearean. Our tragic dad hero just won’t read the signs and warnings will he? It sounds like he’s losing his marbles and has been isolated from normal, functioning human beings and has lost all touch with reality. He needs that bloke he forced at gunpoint to go with him to the uae to sit him down and give him and intervention.
Who on earth is going to find that funny? It’s not 1983?? The sexy voice. The thought of him practising his porn voice as his children look on and he tells them to stop interrupting. Simon doing a porn voice. Fods. Porn. Voice. Just think about that for a second.
Who on earth is going to find that funny? It’s not 1983?? The sexy voice. The thought of him practising his porn voice as his children look on and he tells them to stop interrupting. Simon doing a porn voice. Fods. Porn. Voice. Just think about that for a second.
Thickos, that’s who like it. Thickos and cray crays. Someone told him they liked his voiceover (vomit) but they hoped the giggles at the end weren’t the girls. Makes me so queasy.
Even am someone saying that made me feel very sick. He is bleeping dangerous. His lack of self awareness is incredible. To put giggling girls at the end that sound like the twins...
And that creepy, smooth white hand stroking the sheets. I’m going to have nightmares tonight. He is officially now my ‘last man on earth.’
Ffs I’ve thought about it for too many seconds already
he’s literally scum. He carries on like this is totally normal and acceptable. Only Trump beats him on lack of understanding of basic facts - what you are doing is completely wrong, you blind fool!! I can’t wait for those twins to be put out to pasture, they’ve really earned retirement.He’s such a sleaze in every way imaginable - weird pent up sexual frustration, obsession with genitalia, and about 20 years of missed social development.
We all work with men like this and we all know the lengths we go to in order to not to get trapped with them as they’ll inevitably say something bleeping odd.
We all work with men like this and we all know the lengths we go to in order to not to get trapped with them as they’ll inevitably say something bleeping odd.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, he’s trying to make the Instagram version of NUTS lad mag. Did I give him this idea?
He really is such a creep - imagine having him as a dad?! The twins are still young, and the middle one, but the oldest one is not far off / is a teenager ... imagine seeing half his content at that age / knowing that your friends can see his content (where it’s a prerequisite for most girls at that age to despair of / despise their dads) and not wanting to disassociate completely from him! I cannot understand the comments that are genuinely in appreciation of his latest work of art. What is WRONG with people?!
‘Creepy, smooth white hand’ made me LOL.
I don’t think I know anyone in real life who is actually THIS bad. I know some shockers but no one who would post mum porn on instagram for random darlenes And iranians. I hope that one day Netflix does a tiger king type documentary on him spiralling out of control. Although he’d love that.
Everything’s still bleeping creased
I downloaded Tik Tok for 5 minutes and my 9 year old nearly cried with shame and made me delete it. I make her cringe just by breathing funny. God knows how his older girls cope.
You know who I bet will be lapping up this momporn?
Carole bleeping Baskin
Carole bleeping Baskin
You know who I bet will be lapping up this momporn?
Carole bleeping Baskin
Too right!!! Carol Baskin also looks like mod after a hard paper round.
She’s defo more Joe Exotic with that fringe
You have to imagine Darlene saying this in her southern accent. ‘I ain’t standing it no more! I ain’t cooking no more grits fo ma maan! This momma gonna quit!’
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Its Simon! He really is that stupid
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