Probably because half of his follows were asleep (Iran) or just waking up (USA huns)Did only 500 people tune into the insta live then? bleeping hell when will brands learn their lesson with him...
That’s 0.05% of his following after 3 weeks of lock down which have left the nation crying out for new & free forms of entertainment... and yet he couldn’t even get a complete percentage point to tune in, we are counting to 2 decimal places here guysHalf a tenth of a percent. I truly despair.
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Omg how cringaroonie is the whole Camp Bestival saga, you are so past it Slymon. Just watched a minute of the live video without sound cos that’s all I could stomach. Marnie darling, run away!
As for the now-deleted Covid post - bets on it reappearing at 8.30pm sharp tonight?
As for the now-deleted Covid post - bets on it reappearing at 8.30pm sharp tonight?
The sample size of that research must have been about 4 people, Telegraph readers of child bearing age? Just the most ardent middle aged tory cunts going?
Or banged up (nonce huns)
I just checked. 295...The sample size of that research must have been about 4 people, Telegraph readers of child bearing age? Just the most ardent middle aged tory cunts going?
Or banged up (nonce huns)
Then I read a little on here
Baby names in England and Wales - Office for National Statistics
Most popular first names for baby boys and girls in 2018 using birth registration data.
www.ons.gov.uk
Ottilie doesn't even appear in the Top 100 (but okay it's the statistics for 2018 not 19)
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that little lying bastard! Makes me so mad. I work in the NHS and they have only just started testing NHS workers now. However, they will only test if you are symptomatic and have only had the symptoms for (off the top of my head) -1-2 days otherwise the test will not be accurate. There is no antibody test at the moment at it is still in development.
Why the actual duck would he lie about being tested ? Fair enough Clemmie may well have been tested, but him? No chance.
Speaks bloody volumes that he deleted post
Why the actual duck would he lie about being tested ? Fair enough Clemmie may well have been tested, but him? No chance.
Speaks bloody volumes that he deleted post
this is right - they do some bollox 'analysis' of names in telegraph birth announcements. more like a way to advertise their birth announcements... science = 0.
They will be starting school in September and he has only just stopped referring to them as toddlers... positively ancient
that’s what I heard, I didn’t think they had a reliable enough test yet.So FOD made and just deleted a post about how he and his fam were tested for covid 19 and found positive.... 20mins later it was deleted
I don't think it's available yet, for anyone
Retirement age for them, until book week comes around, then he will be able to knock up a couple of masterpieces for them to prance around in for the gram.
An early morning post?! That’s a new time slot isn’t it? He’s lost his mind
Also no mention of the imaginary covid test etc. Just pretending it never happened apparently
Maybe they were gifted private tests 
lying duck!
lying duck!
It would be an edited version about how he didn’t actually have it but has all same symptoms as Clem blah blah bullshit blah blah
Was anyone able to see if there were any comments calling him out on the fake Covid post before he deleted it?that little lying bastard! Makes me so mad. I work in the NHS and they have only just started testing NHS workers now. However, they will only test if you are symptomatic and have only had the symptoms for (off the top of my head) -1-2 days otherwise the test will not be accurate. There is no antibody test at the moment at it is still in development.
Why the actual duck would he lie about being tested ? Fair enough Clemmie may well have been tested, but him? No chance.
Can he not do anything without the bleeping camera on record? His stupid thighs are probably sore from his epic bike ride and big bleeping deal you PAID for the trampoline. Tosser.
Why never ending line of girls? Why not just never ending line of children? Yeah we get it you are the only cock in the house. But you are also the biggest bleep too.
No I saw one asking how he’d been able to get tested and he’d replied saying as Clemmie is a midwife etc she got one and as they’d had the exact same symptoms at the same time then they could safely assume he’d had it. Didn’t see anymore before it was deleted
Also- I just watched the Bestival quiz. Wow. I don’t even know what to say
Why does he have to point out it was a purchase he made while Clemmie was away?
1) to point out she was away again and he’s St Father of the bleeping year
2) to suggest she wouldn’t want something fun for the children so he’s the better parent?
this passive aggressive tit at her is boring the tit out of me. I get she fucked things up and I was never her biggest fan but Christ. Be a family unit and support your wife or bleeping leave?! Don’t passive aggressively slate her in every post you make.
Sorry I appear to have woken up angry guys
So Sly has admitted that (if it's true) they had C-19 but were still out and about, and let the older girls go out by themselves? That is an unbelievably stupid thing to admit to (and do!) if it is true. It shows that they really do think they are a breed apart and that they think that rules for regular people are not for them. Such arrogance 
Full time twit
Yes when he bought it, he was saying he would get in trouble with Clemmie...Also- I just watched the Bestival quiz. Wow. I don’t even know what to say
Why does he have to point out it was a purchase he made while Clemmie was away?
1) to point out she was away again and he’s St Father of the bleeping year
2) to suggest she wouldn’t want something fun for the children so he’s the better parent?
this passive aggressive tit at her is boring the tit out of me. I get she fucked things up and I was never her biggest fan but Christ. Be a family unit and support your wife or bleeping leave?! Don’t passive aggressively slate her in every post you make.
Sorry I appear to have woken up angry guys
I also watched the quiz this morning. Had to laugh when Marnie was innocently calling her mother to join them
whats wrong with saying girls ? He only has girls so why would he say Children ?
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