Middle Aged Man in Lycra
scamp and dude whatās that line H&M do for teenagers, it always has band shirts for bands like kiss and guns n roses, frayed light wash denim hot pants, and also overly patterned/embellished basics that are basically scamp & dudeās exact offering? Just gone on their site and it looks like it could be merch for LMFAO (remember them?) I really donāt get how they get away with asking for Ā£55 for a black and gold foil jumper... in 2020
A lot of the #mama stuff looks really cheap but is far from it, absurd.
I might even use this lockdown as a chance to change career. Designing for these numpty mamas looks like a piece of piss.When are you due and what size are you? Iām not kidding when I say youāll be receiving the cringiest mama garb ever. Iām thinking leopard print, lime green embellished with the words āthis mama needs proseccoā in sequins. Youāll be expected to post it on Instagram.
Small business shout out for slatternly mama.When are you due and what size are you? Iām not kidding when I say youāll be receiving the cringiest mama garb ever. Iām thinking leopard print, lime green embellished with the words āthis mama needs proseccoā in sequins. Youāll be expected to post it on Instagram.
I might even use this lockdown as a chance to change career. Designing for these numpty mamas looks like a piece of piss.
Oh please donāt - Iām praying covid will prevent such a thing from happening what did you get gifted?When are you due and what size are you? Iām not kidding when I say youāll be receiving the cringiest mama garb ever. Iām thinking leopard print, lime green embellished with the words āthis mama needs proseccoā in sequins. Youāll be expected to post it on Instagram.
I might even use this lockdown as a chance to change career. Designing for these numpty mamas looks like a piece of piss.
Small business shout out for slatternly mama.
I had a good few pairs of maternity jeans from eBay back in the day. Some topshop, some gap, ooh I had linen maternity shorts from gap with my summer baby, they were a lifesaver. Have a look on eBay for sure. Anything weāve had delivered at any stage (not much) has gone in quarantine in the garden for a few days. Just be careful. I havenāt really orders anything because Iām trying to keep my consumption and use of services as low as possible, but you canāt be boiling and uncomfortable. There are idiots everywhere still ordering and buying and going out and about like itās all fine, Iām sure if you ordered a couple of maternity bits they will be items already made and brought to the UK. Mine have long since been passed on otherwise I would have sent to youOh please donāt - Iām praying covid will prevent such a thing from happening what did you get gifted?
Due early August, 23 weeks now, but I reckon sheāll come early sheās so big and active! Iām actually seeing her kick through my tummy and apparently that normally starts at 24+ weeks. And she has a little routine, which Iām really grateful for because Iām not getting any more scans due to covid, when we have the new thread Iāll show you her last scan!
On size - I was a 10/12 with a saggy front bum of a tummy from my previous op, gained an entire stone in my first trimester which defs was not the baby was entirely me loool, now I reckon Iām a 12/14? Iāve got a rounded pregnant tummy but itās likely padded out by the weight gain obvs. Iāll share pics once we have the new off topic thread! Not of my weird naked belly with my sliced up belly button thatās for my only fans xo Thank you for asking though itās sweet and sorry for the essay I love talking about her already itās insufferable, howās your leg getting on?! And having kids stuck in with you now?!
I havenāt even bought any mat wear because I feel bad for warehouse staff!! Have you guys been buying clothes? I bought some Lucy & Yak dungarees the week before lockdown, but theyāre already tight so need exchanging for longevity, but the WH is shut so that pregnant lewk is on hold. Iāve just lived in the same COS smock dresses I wore last summer, got one pair of H&M āmamaā (lol) jeans which are amazing so praying I can cram into them for the foreseeable!
Also it would be SO EASY to make one of these wank screen printed sweater brands, FOD should give it a go as his next money spinner. Or a tie dye range as thatās big on insta at the mo, get those older kids out of retirement and back in the workhouse Or name necklace with empowering woman related catchphrase. Or gallery wall prints. The world is our oyster and Iām surprised none of us are millionaires from this yet x
oh bless thatās incredibly sweet to think of though, thank you eBay is a good idea thank you, will have a nosy now! I know people can do those contactless Royal Mail drops now, so itās not as bad as ramming warehouse workers in to pick 400 things a day for #business. Iāve been HORRIFIED at how many bloggers are still promoting fast fashion brands during this time, it is so far from essential?! Youāre right I wouldnāt begrudge my neighbours for ordering kids bits cos itās hard enough with/for kids in lock down, but PLT loungesets and Zara candles are for head influencers!I had a good few pairs of maternity jeans from eBay back in the day. Some topshop, some gap, ooh I had linen maternity shorts from gap with my summer baby, they were a lifesaver. Have a look on eBay for sure. Anything weāve had delivered at any stage (not much) has gone in quarantine in the garden for a few days. Just be careful. I havenāt really orders anything because Iām trying to keep my consumption and use of services as low as possible, but you canāt be boiling and uncomfortable. There are idiots everywhere still ordering and buying and going out and about like itās all fine, Iām sure if you ordered a couple of maternity bits they will be items already made and brought to the UK. Mine have long since been passed on otherwise I would have sent to you
He is the quintessential MAMIL. Maybe they should be his next target audience as he is haemorrhaging his current one - he definitely needs a new angle, and the MAMILs could be his last chance to keep his insta career going now the twins are no longer cute little moppets!Middle Aged Man in Lycra
Aaah I canāt too see little delottilie. The movement is amazing isnāt it? I had twins so it felt like a couple of huge carps swimming around. (Nice warm and fuzzy metaphor there!) Leg is better. I wonāt be walking for another 6 weeks but Iām now partial weight bearing. Which feels incredibly exciting.Oh please donāt - Iām praying covid will prevent such a thing from happening what did you get gifted?
Due early August, 23 weeks now, but I reckon sheāll come early sheās so big and active! Iām actually seeing her kick through my tummy and apparently that normally starts at 24+ weeks. And she has a little routine, which Iām really grateful for because Iām not getting any more scans due to covid, when we have the new thread Iāll show you her last scan!
On size - I was a 10/12 with a saggy front bum of a tummy from my previous op, gained an entire stone in my first trimester which defs was not the baby was entirely me loool, now I reckon Iām a 12/14? Iāve got a rounded pregnant tummy but itās likely padded out by the weight gain obvs. Iāll share pics once we have the new off topic thread! Not of my weird naked belly with my sliced up belly button thatās for my only fans xo Thank you for asking though itās sweet and sorry for the essay I love talking about her already itās insufferable, howās your leg getting on?! And having kids stuck in with you now?!
I havenāt even bought any mat wear because I feel bad for warehouse staff!! Have you guys been buying clothes? I bought some Lucy & Yak dungarees the week before lockdown, but theyāre already tight so need exchanging for longevity, but the WH is shut so that pregnant lewk is on hold. Iāve just lived in the same COS smock dresses I wore last summer, got one pair of H&M āmamaā (lol) jeans which are amazing so praying I can cram into them for the foreseeable!
Also it would be SO EASY to make one of these wank screen printed sweater brands, FOD should give it a go as his next money spinner. Or a tie dye range as thatās big on insta at the mo, get those older kids out of retirement and back in the workhouse Or name necklace with empowering woman related catchphrase. Or gallery wall prints. The world is our oyster and Iām surprised none of us are millionaires from this yet x
obviously glad theyāre both safe and well in these terrifying times, especially Clem as hopefully thisāll mean sheās safer at work, but didnāt someone do the timeline and he visited Tesco to film an insta skit on loo roll during this period? :/ I guess stay at home unless youāve got #content to #create??
Yesss at the swimming feeling, Iāve been getting more low key gurgles that feel like it could be seriously bad gas rather than her fav outright aggressive kicks too! Some of them have been so ferocious theyāve made me twitchWith twins you must have been crazy busy, did they tend to kick at the same time or was it just more frequently (can you even tell? That may be a stupid question sorry!)?Aaah I canāt too see little delottilie. The movement is amazing isnāt it? I had twins so it felt like a couple of huge carps swimming around. (Nice warm and fuzzy metaphor there!) Leg is better. I wonāt be walking for another 6 weeks but Iām now partial weight bearing. Which feels incredibly exciting.
Aaah fu-fods sake!!! They got their test results back?? So anti bodies were detected were they retrospectively? I smell bullshit.
Well. Sounds like Clemmie is definitely back frontline as a midwife, not doing some other role. Responsible post for once but all seems a bit too little too late after heās been dicking around on the longest bike ride known to mine and prancing around Tesco breathing on everyone. We all know weāre supposed to stay home- dick head! I do envy them for being able to get tested and actually finding out though. We think Iāve had it but have no way of knowing which is frustrating. But I know people have it far worse than me so I shouldnāt complain!
Lol I kept reading mammal in my head.What does MAMIL mean
Maybe they did the antibody test?If she was tested on Monday it means she still had it on Monday. The entire family should still be isolating.
Even if it has something to do with them, I guess most people regret it now / are embarrassed that they got inspired by mod/fod.Just heard this part of the quiz āOtillie was the number one girlsā name in the UK last year. I have a feeling it was something to do with usā *smug face*
I don't think it's available yet, for anyoneMaybe they did the antibody test?