MOD & FOD #26 Fodcliffe, it’s mee, I’m Clammie, I’ve come home, so cold, let me in you drafty Victorian window!

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YES! Also know on here as Pink Bath Twat! You are so right! Ohhhhh don’t get me started on her! I think I’m gonna start a thread about her one day soon!
We need a Pink Bath Twat thread! The sense of entitlement is huge!
 
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I think it does this itself as my husband comes up by his full name
My husband does and so does my mum! One of my close friends has her full name come up including two middle names - maybe it’s what we’ve put in our own phones that then goes automatically to others? Clammie and Sly are still cunts though, I’m just saying

We need a Pink Bath Twat thread! The sense of entitlement is huge!
I know, when I first saw her account I was confused about why she was having such a horrific time, I couldn’t understand like erm what has she fled violence? Been evicted by an evil landlord? Been on the streets? Nooooo she just has to *gasp* rent a beautiful home for a bit while waiting for her dream home to ‘reno’ the shit out of. Tragic
 
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I see he has gone on the offensive “ if you don’t like It tough” acting as if he is Churchill rallying the masses, no you are just some nobody who got lucky by having curly haired twins; but your days are numbered, enjoy it while you can. You can’t help yourself and all arrogant people come a cropper eventually just ask your wife
 
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I know, he doesn’t realise how fragile his little tower is. “Don’t you know who I am??? I’ve got curly haired twins dammit! TWINSSSS I tell you!! CURLYYYYYYY”
 
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I think he has another 13 days left- with everything else that's going on in the world people really won't give a monkey about any of these instatwats.

I know, he doesn’t realise how fragile his little tower is. “Don’t you know who I am??? I’ve got curly haired twins dammit! TWINSSSS I tell you!! CURLYYYYYYY”
I found a family who had sextuplets + twins twice.
 
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We use Hello Fresh and really like it - its true that you can probably put the meals together for cheaper than they charge but there is zero waste, it gets delivered to your door and the meals are nice, quick, simple etc. We’ve been having it for a couple of months and are really enjoying it! I can see if I can get a code from them to get your a free box if you like? Also I am working on baby kit list!!! X
 
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Anybody else notice she comes up as “Clemmie Hooper” on his phone. I’m sure we’ve talked about this before but that’s a bit odd, no?
Not really, I have everyone in my phone with their full names. The only ones without are Mum Dad and Gran . Feels weird to me without!
 
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Just caught up on this thread. Brilliant!
Has anyone seen this clip before? Absolutely cringed watching it.

 
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Anybody else notice she comes up as “Clemmie Hooper” on his phone. I’m sure we’ve talked about this before but that’s a bit odd, no?
My husband and I swapped phones once and he was appalled that his number came up with his full name! I just didn’t know what else to write when I was adding the contact.

My parents are in as ‘Mam Mam’ and ‘Dad Dad’, so I must have felt the need to use two names for my contacts at some point.
 
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That's my serious/hormonal post of the month done n dusted....
So who's gonna join Fodcliff at 9pm for his beer tutorial?!
 
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THANK YOU! I replied, sorry I've been in covid mayhem with work! I agree it's definitely overpriced for what it is but if it's a bit of a comfort blanket then I don't mind for the time being. I got Gousto on a deal at some point years ago and the veg was really fucked, like the smallest most deformed onions going. I know supermarkets have shaped our expectations but I want something that doesn't look like it's biological waste??
 
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Just caught up on this thread. Brilliant!
Has anyone seen this clip before? Absolutely cringed watching it.

omg! My bum is twitching with cringebarrassment! Why are they all frocked up in those monstrous dresses, Clemmie’s does nothing for her boobs at all! And why does she refer to herself as a ‘mum and author’? Jessica Diner is dreadful too. Ugh!

Is everyone ready to tune in at 9pm to watch FOD drink a beer (craft obvs) for lols?!
 
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For FODs sake can someone update tonight’s terrible crapness please? Some of us are cockblocked
 
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