Oh god, he’ll find a way to turn that into one of his soft porn-style captions: #gifted loads of you asked what does a FOD do when a petit Asian lady pins him down and spits on him? #hygeen #businessclass #coronanolimeI think he'd love to get the virus, he could be a talking head on the news and gain loads of fll
I bet he volunteered to go to Asia and has been scouring the streets of Manila to find people from Wuhan to spit in his face
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I probably shouldn't be giving him ideas, but the only way to make the dental masks he stocked up on a tiny bit more effective is to add a pad. We all know how much he loves any excuse to take photos with period paraphernalia.
Thank god it’s not just meNo that’s weirdly hilarious! I read it in a sort of Russian cyborg voice in my head
Cheers Pp - now I’m reading it in Russian bot 
*Clemmie wonders where her moon cup went*
I think it was @prettyvacant who suggested that maybe his colleagues are as sick of him as we are.
Full circle back to Alan. As always.I think he'd love to get the virus, he could be a talking head on the news and gain loads of f
I bet he volunteered to go to Asia and has been scouring the streets of Manila to find people from Wuhan to spit in his face
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Dodgy advice in his corona virus mask, is deleting your account too much to ask?!
Dodgy advice in his corona virus mask, is deleting your account too much to ask?!
Title thread... how about.... Sly’s escaped the Vaginas and he’s off to Manila, he’s got his mask cos the virus is a killer!
I'm looking forward to a new thread... the amount of times I've sung this one out loud I really extend the aaaaaaa at the end
He’s only got 100 odd followers left til we tip into the the decade if u will, the 1980s. What a little Friday treat!
We’re also entering yet another new month without sponcon :’)
We’re also entering yet another new month without sponcon :’)
Surely this should be the next thread titleYou’re pointless and he is a father has to be the next thread title!
It has 65 likes69 to be fair (and such a naughty number)Surely this should be the next thread title
Celebs Should Instagram Themselves Washing Their Hands Instead
Gwyneth Paltrow, Kate Hudson, and Bella Hadid have all posted coronavirus mask selfies.
www.thecut.com
This one has to win because RULESSurely this should be the next thread title
69 to be fair (and such a naughty number)
Is that you FOD?!
Penis- what me - cock - no never - willy. I’m just dogmuck vagina
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Omg if I see him with a ‘body form’ pad pressed against his lips or two tampons up his nose
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