MOD & FOD #23 He's going doooooowwwn, he's yelling vulvaaaa

[I_Like_Tractors]

Absolute gold...

 

[HowardMoon]

What’s being a father got to do with anything

You’re pointless and he is a father has to be the next thread title!

 

[Influencerdrainers]

I reckon he's modelling himself on 'cool mom' from mean girls. Imagine him if one of the older girls has a friend over "you know I'm not just an average dad, I'm an INSTADAD, I had more than a million followers before her in the dungeon fucked it all up... ANYWAY can I get you anything? Hobnobs? (you'll have to climb the shelves) A mooncup? I'm so chill about all that kind of stuff, impossible not to be in this house full of VAGINAS... Am I right?! Ah you keep me feminist"

 

[Coffee-Addict]

He says his daughters asked - Daddy why is your willy funny -
Put your dick away FOD they are 4 years old

 

[Geezus]

And who is this legend? Ahhhhhh the lols waiting for the NON HUNS to bring the burns

 

[Tothemoonandback]

Below FODs latest post

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Fourth.

1. Paris with her girlfriends.
2. Tenerife with the family.
3. Safari with her mother and siblings.
4. Lyme Regis with the family.

That’s since mid November 2019 and we are only three quarters of the way though February 2020.

Fifth, if you include the trip she took up her own arse

 

[Smellyoulater]

He says his daughters asked - Daddy why is your willy funny -
Put your dick away FOD they are 4 years old

Well it is in the middle of his forehead

 

[Borntorun]

But I want to say that his forehead is like a set of Venetian blinds and his face is so smug and gormless I want to punch it what’s wrong with that

Somehow the Venetian blind has to make the next thread title

Forehead like a Venetian blind
A shot of MOD from behind
Off to Lyme Regis to unwind

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Re racism...

I think the important thing is the context, the fact that CH was employed by the NHS and invited CB onto her podcast to share about her traumatic birth story. Black women are however many times more likely than white women to die in labour or have a worse labour experience and sociologists etc attribute that to racial prejudices. Now that’s not saying that every midwife and doctor etc is an outright racist, but we are all socialised in a way and hold inherent beliefs about different groups of people/races. So if a midwife believes black women to be loud/hysterical/dramatic (these are old tropes btw not my beliefs!) you can see why a black woman in distress wouldn’t get the immediate help that a white woman (who midwife doesn’t believe to be any of these things) does. Ergo complications ensue etc etc, and the midwife probably doesn’t even realise that her unconscious bias led to her holding off an intervention etc? Like it’s that subtle but it’s 100% there.

Knowing this is a “thing” it was particularly stupid for Clem, NHS employee and birth advocate or whatever the fuck she marketed herself as, to comment on anything to do with CB and race. It clearly overstepped a line and showed a lack of understanding of/compassion for the issue.

It really showed her up to be ruthlessly fake & nasty and is really damaging for the #brand. I also think CB is ghastly and I don’t like a lot about her, I think her content is weak tbh. I haven’t seen the madam video has anyone got it? She’s lucky Twitter is full of middle class priv school girls who say all work is sex work forgetting that their kids will be marketing managers like them, not the care leavers / immigrants / sexual abuse victims disproportionately represented in sex worker groups. But that’s another essay !

 

[Boredofthem]

Did Mother Pukka ever explain why she decided to remove an Instagram post she made last week. The post was a screenshot of an inbox message she sent to Caroline Flack last year.

@Pommes maybe you will have spotted any follow up as you mentioned the original post on a previous thread

I hope she removed it because she realised posting private messages with a dead person for your Own benefit is abhorrent

 

[Stupidis]

Comment Gold

 

[SaladDressing]

Just when you think he can’t sink any lower. This doesn’t look good on the company he works for at all. Most businesses have set very strict guidelines for travel and client meetings in the UK to protect staff. Nevermind in Asia. FFS. The advice being don’t travel. One of the companies I do a lot of work for have Chinese clients and we are conducting all meetings via Skype. This post shows what an utter arrogant ignorant dipshit he is. And so defensive even when GP is giving their opinion.

Maybe the company have had enough of him too... "Off you pop to Asia Slymon, take this mask it'll protect you *snigger* "

 

[The-no-class-class]

Erm no, your not in an antique shop and you also wasnt on a beach yesterday with your sister, as I walked past your house on my way home from the local park and the lights were on in the house and both your cars(a volvo 4x4 with a roof box and a Mercedes silver estate) were parked outside. You are uploading old content and lying to your 991k followers!!

 

[Tattlingpineapple]

"No I just asked her like a normal human being"

FYI Slymon: that's not what normal human beings do.

 

[Alliealoop]

Absolute gold...

Sorry this is me. Not sure if I've been blocked yet or attacked by the huns

 

[Dogmuck]

How’s a competition for a holiday home in the UK gonna excite his 600k Texas huns? 60% of Americans don’t have a passport, 40% haven’t left the US and 11% have never even left their state! As for his other 300k of followers, do bots take vacations?

 

[Cabbagepatch]

Next time he posts we need to play a game of “Hun/Bot FOD Defender Bingo”

Eyes down for a full house.....

- Urgh why are you so jealous?
- Why are you so mean? #bekind #mentalhealthawareness
- FOD is the best dad in the world, you could learn from him.
- You can always unfollow
- You must be fun at parties.
- Why are you so angry and negative?
- If you don’t like his “content” just scroll on.
- U ok Hun?

Bonus points for the random “I miss Clemmie” “How is Clemmie?”
If you see all these comments simply comment HOUSE!

 

[istapp]

I think we also need to have a list of comebacks...

- Urgh why are you so jealous? -> fuck off
- Why are you so mean? #bekind #mentalhealthawareness -> fuck off
- FOD is the best dad in the world, you could learn from him. -> fuck right off
- You can always unfollow -> fuck off
- You must be fun at parties. -> fuck off
- Why are you so angry and negative? -> fuck off
- If you don’t like his “content” just scroll on. -> fuck off
- U ok Hun? -> get on the number 43 bus to fuck town and when you get there, fuck off some more.

 

[Dogmuck]

Wow! I’m a bit embarrassed about all that love - but thank you all . Should I start my own brand? Rude as Fuck - RAF...great acronym might catch on - id defo have a Tattle Party in Tom and whatsherfaces place when they give it me free for being so...pointless