He is an absolute basic bitch
He's goin down...Please never put the words FOD, going and down in a sentence on here ever again. Mental images
Yes.Soz another question, I know I’m probs interrupting that special Valentine minute : so if you were gifted/Ad something previously and you show that same item again maybe even the same photo you used on the original AD...do you have to state again that it was previously #gifted #Ad?
Really drowsy this evening and somehow managed to combine Celia with the earlier mention of Les Dawson's Cissie character and thought everyone had gone fully mental imagining a world where Cissie was the person replying to ASA complaints. Really fucking weird. Need more drugs. Or maybe less?I honestly think Celia is sick of us
She works 3 days a week and basically CBA, my email is going to ask her to expand. This is a great opportunity because it’s one on one. If she can’t give me a decent reason then I’m going higher up ASA. They have done precisely zero in relation to both my complaints. They are valid complaints and if ASA tolerate FODs actions then they cannot expect any of these other instafuckers to comply! NO CELIA NO
also her numbers on there, might give her a bell Tuesday have a chat
So...everytime dick brain post a photo of...basically anywhere in his house...then he should begin with #AD. I’ve looked through ASA guidance/rules and I think it’s possible that if you don’t mention the brand then you’re ok, but oddly that isn’t really clear. Don’t worry though it will be one of my questions for Big Celia next Tuesday when she’s back in.Yes.
This is so true - surely going to kids things would be a content gold mine? Those climbing centres or trampoline parks seem trendy with the youth these days, they’d probably even get in for free (their absolute fav) if they asked?!He has nothing else to bang on about. He appears to have no friends. Doesn’t seem to socialise outside. As somebody else pointed out earlier, they don’t even take their kids on interesting days out, not even stately homes
They don’t appear to have mates round for dinner or get invited anywhere.
He’s so BASIC. They’re bland and boring and it makes me despair that there are so many muppets in this world that aspire to these people.
I wouldn’t be so unkind if it weren’t for the fact that they’ve traded their beautiful children’s childhood and right to privacy for STUFF.
@Dogmuck i think you are hilarious
The amount of 'go away, you're jealous" comments I've had...Have you guys noticed that amongst all the “OMG love the wallpaper” and “where’s the gorgeous mirror from?” comments on his latest #reno post, there are quite a few “Oh, I see Clemmie has taken over your account” comments. Which he goes on to deny. LOL. Also, I can’t remember if @breakupthebeat is someone on here but they’re doing a stellar job in the comments. Surprised they’re not blocked yet!
@GreyWolf brilliant synopsisHe such a dick. He can’t go out on trips and share real time because he’s too safety conscious bless him. He tried to share taking them swimming, but as he couldn’t actually film the pool it had to be the changing room half naked, which he just didn’t realise was extremely poor taste and appreciated by no fucking follower anywhere except the excited paedos who live this guy’s dedication to selling his vulnerable little moppets.
He tried holidays but they’ve stopped being free so no fun, he tried (at least 3 times) good old b&q, the gold standard in filming small children entertainment, but despite his repeated efforts it just hasn’t gone viral. He’s tried supermarkets and the beach. Oh the beach. Up poles, on poles, in puddles, in the air, wet kids, dry kids, Sandy kids. The only activity they do kids. I’d stroll along the beach kids. Kind of pretty but he’s run out of fun similes and metaphors. But he’s focused on the clothes, the shoes, the getting wet. He’s basically exhausted it.
And so he finds himself in grey towers, The house. And he goes from room to room. He gets a semi when he sees the next item. He thinks ‘I am a fucking genius. Women adore me. Today it’s the hairband’ or ‘’yes, a tape measure’ ‘the larder, why didn’t I think of it before’ ‘the mooncup - I’m so on trend’ ‘tampons- I’m just so fucking amazing and in tune with women’
So what do we have left? Tin openers? His crusty sock? whatever Clever Simon spies.
And then locked back up in the Naughty Chamber.
That's what I thought
"I'd probably wear this with a trainer..."
Just the one, Clem?
Literally suggests that for every outfit too.
Shout out for the Tattler who predicted shite valentine post
Trying to make it saucy.
Going for the engagement stuff
Disrespecting his wife
Yep standard desperate shite!
Can someone baby sit for him - he needs to get the Fuck out of the house!
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