She should have had more training from them. She doesn't know what to do with her arms and sort of stands there dangling them awkwardly and she sounds so uninterested! I think she feels crap in that dress which won't have helped.
She should have had more training from them. She doesn't know what to do with her arms and sort of stands there dangling them awkwardly and she sounds so uninterested! I think she feels crap in that dress which won't have helped.In that advert, she sounds duller than ditchwater and like she’s running out of batteries. As for the dress...
It's a shocker isn't it? I would love to see the skirt modelled with a trainer and a snakeskin boot as per Clem's suggestion. Perfect for lopsided women everywhere.THAT DRESS does nothing for her, it’s awful. She has a proper womanly figure (sorry I sound like Les Dawson) with boobs and hips and it does nothing for her. Who the heck styled it??
I’d go one further - she actually looks like the Les Dawson characters Cissie and AdaTHAT DRESS does nothing for her, it’s awful. She has a proper womanly figure (sorry I sound like Les Dawson) with boobs and hips and it does nothing for her. Who the heck styled it??
Both wearing 'knits' but I think Ada is sporting a slipper rather than a trainer.I’d go one further - she actually looks like the Les Dawson characters Cissie and Ada
I was literally about to post the same! It's a pathetic cop out of a response! I don't even really understand what it is they're saying?fleeting visit just to share this - Does this mean we need to start complaining to the CMA instead, then? I’ve got all the images saved on a file on my laptop so can do this tonight, maybe we want to do both going forward...
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I have the same - this is NOT acceptable I’m going to write an email to our dear friend Celia!I was literally about to post the same! It's a pathetic cop out of a response! I don't even really understand what it is they're saying?
I agree completely it is really poorly worded. I haven’t had time to read it and ingest properly... but I think their point is because there isn’t a clear call to action eg affiliate link, discount code, etc it’s not in their remit to do anything. But because he is featuring gifts in a post the CMA should ask him to declare them. I think this just means we report to both going fwdI have the same - this is NOT acceptable I’m going to write an email to our dear friend Celia!
Maybe new thread title “Celia, you’re breaking my heart, you’re shaking my confidence daily!”
This is totally in ASAs remit - it’s advertising that he’s not advertising- the guidance is to make it clear to followers. He hid the Ad in a 24 hour story and the Ad is sat there as a post, yet we don’t know what parts of that post are an Ad and with people asking questions about various products!
I honestly think Celia is sick of usI agree completely it is really poorly worded. I haven’t had time to read it and ingest properly... but I think their point is because there isn’t a clear call to action eg affiliate link, discount code, etc it’s not in their remit to do anything. But because he is featuring gifts in a post the CMA should ask him to declare them. I think this just means we report to both going fwd
Excellent thread title suggestion.I have the same - this is NOT acceptable I’m going to write an email to our dear friend Celia!
Maybe new thread title “Celia, you’re breaking my heart, you’re shaking my confidence daily!”
This is totally in ASAs remit - it’s advertising that he’s not advertising- the guidance is to make it clear to followers. He hid the Ad in a 24 hour story and the Ad is sat there as a post, yet we don’t know what parts of that post are an Ad and with people asking questions about various products!
That dress! I’m bewildered and bewildered some more! It’s TRULY TERRIBLETHAT DRESS does nothing for her, it’s awful. She has a proper womanly figure (sorry I sound like Les Dawson) with boobs and hips and it does nothing for her. Who the heck styled it??
It’s also odd to me if it’s still on the M&S account.That dress! I’m bewildered and bewildered some more! It’s TRULY TERRIBLE
I saw her walking once. Her left arm has a nervous twitch!She should have had more training from them. She doesn't know what to do with her arms and sort of stands there dangling them awkwardly and she sounds so uninterested! I think she feels crap in that dress which won't have helped.
She's wider than a Thanet Council Wheelie bin in this dressThe best m&s video is from their instagram. The "erm.." when she picks up a wafer thin cashmere jumper after talking about a chunky knit gets me every time
I think an m&s exec wasn't best pleased with the pr team with this instamum signing so set her up to fail with the most unflattering clothes and not giving her enough time to practice.
Totally.Incredibly telling isn’t it? I know people can change and various big events in your life can soften you, but for me that 20 year old Clemmie reflects every bit of the Clemmie of today. Lying, deceitful, manipulative, disloyal and fake.
I can’t imagine trying to explain to my kids how I behaved when I was younger (I was pretty bad ass - I’m ashamed to say) when it’s been my job since they were born to guide them down the right path and to show them how to be everything I wasn’t, considerate, respectful, mindful, hardworking and honest. Thank fuck social media and reality TV wasn’t around when I was younger or Id be fucked! My kids can’t really turn round to me and say...well you did that...because they will NEVER know the shit I got up to. Unfortunately, the Hooper girls will simply have to tap their mothers name into a computer and she’s there...straddling a stranger whilst her boyfriend and thousands of strangers look on. I feel so sorry for them.
All of this. I do have kids but I thought the same. I hate the way he’s always banging on about it like it’s a bloody badge or club. It’s all part of his smug as fuck routine.First time posting, long time lurker etc but as someone who doesn’t have children I was totally infuriated and quite frankly offended at the description of people without kids just chilling in pubs and planning mini breaks. Says the guy who goes on all expenses paid mini breaks with the lads regularly (or at least did in the past).
I know every single answer to his stupid quiz questions (except the worm tablets) because I’m a person in society.
As an aside imagine if your dad posted a pic of your worm tablets on insta. Thanks Dad. Life over.
Or the chunky insta wanker boot perhaps?It's a shocker isn't it? I would love to see the skirt modelled with a trainer and a snakeskin boot as per Clem's suggestion. Perfect for lopsided women everywhere.
Was FOD walking to her left? He’d give me a nervous twitch too....I saw her walking once. Her left arm has a nervous twitch!
He has nothing else to bang on about. He appears to have no friends. Doesn’t seem to socialise outside. As somebody else pointed out earlier, they don’t even take their kids on interesting days out, not even stately homesTotally.
All of this. I do have kids but I thought the same. I hate the way he’s always banging on about it like it’s a bloody badge or club. It’s all part of his smug as fuck routine.
Or the chunky insta wanker boot perhaps?
@Dogmuck i think you are hilariousI honestly think Celia is sick of us
She works 3 days a week and basically CBA, my email is going to ask her to expand. This is a great opportunity because it’s one on one. If she can’t give me a decent reason then I’m going higher up ASA. They have done precisely zero in relation to both my complaints. They are valid complaints and if ASA tolerate FODs actions then they cannot expect any of these other instafuckers to comply! NO CELIA NO
also her numbers on there, might give her a bell Tuesday have a chat
Was thinking the exact same thingWhy oh why does he have to turn everything back to sex, a harmless albeit quite dull quiz but he has to make sure he mentions condoms, and putting things up ones ass... it is taking a lot of effort for me not to message my friends that still follow him asking if they need help
I despise him and I don’t even despise my ex husbandI was wondering this the other day and I concluded he’s going for the whole LAAAADS appeal. Yes he has all his Hudson huns but I noticed a lot of blokes with kids follow him and comment. He’s trying to be all masculine and risqué like a bunch of lads down the pub. I think these bloke followers are all trying to break in to the Insta giveaway circus and look to him for inspiration and tips. Their names are all “dadswithlads” “fatheroffour” that sort of shite not John_Smith. I guess I can understand the appeal of wanting to get a free life like FOD, rather than just work for a living like most of us do, but they’re pretty sycophantic on the whole and more importantly are backing a lame horse as FODs had his day and is ready for the knackers yard!
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