MOD & FOD #21 If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 999k followers and my wife ain’t one

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Oh god yes!!!!
 
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Mate, it's difficult.... Trust me! I'm ashamed to say it but it's true just the screenshots of his twatty mug have my index finger itching with curiousity!
Three weeks I was in Malaysia from NYE, three bastard weeks...it was hard, it was bloody hard...the beaches, the food, the sunshine...but did you see me crying off? No sir you did not...I remained at my post throughout...now sharpen up soldier and get in there...this is a bloody war don’t you know
 
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FODs latest post...now wondering where the plasters have gone. ..Gee whiz...

SlyAlan, they're in the "friggin" barrel that you've got you're grabbie mitts in, next to the hairbands.
 
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I love that you bring a different perspective and I find it super interesting to see where we have all come from in terms of originally following accounts before Instagram turned into this crazy place!
 
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I’ve been lurking for a while but I have to say it. Plasters? Plasters?! Jeez, scraping the barrel!
You can just imagine him having a lightbulb moment - plasters, yep they will make a story - grabs a box, opens a few and scatters around The floor, grab a twin, stick a plaster in their hand. Grabs a phone and film, then writes a pile of garbage that no-one will read from beginning to end. Posts at the optimal time and sits back waiting for the fans to say how cute/ my kids do the same/you’re a great dad/where’s clemmie and hopes that this post won’t bring about more drop in followers.
 
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Mate, it's difficult.... Trust me! I'm ashamed to say it but it's true just the screenshots of his twatty mug have my index finger itching with curiousity!
And that was Alice's downfall! Giving in to the twitchy finger even in St Lucia!
 
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Ok. Am I being really creepy?

Later in February I have to go to Ramsgate to help a friend clear out her late-mother’s house. The OD’s house is right in between the station and the house I’m going to (though not sure if it’s on the most direct route). Is it awful that I really want to walk past it to check it out? Btw I live hours away from Ramsgate, not close to the area at all.
 
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and then manically deleting any of the ‘troll’ comments. Yep, that’s his evening sorted again.
 
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Wow. I didn’t know that. Thanks for the info @Twinkle
She’s a proper piece of work eh.
 
And that was Alice's downfall! Giving in to the twitchy finger even in St Lucia!
Absolutely.. and I'm not one to confirm ya knie
And that was Alice's downfall! Giving in to the twitchy finger even in St Lucia!
She was mad fer it like. However if I was on hols with I'd be glued to my phone also.

Absolutely.. and I'm not one to confirm ya knie
She was mad fer it like. However if I was on hols with I'd be glued to my phone also.
I've obvs had too much co-op gin to spell properly too! I must not be let loose on Instagram
 
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Absolutely.. and I'm not one to confirm ya knie
She was mad fer it like. However if I was on hols with I'd be glued to my phone also.


I've obvs had too much co-op gin to spell properly too! I must not be let loose on Instagram
Are you on Safari for your mothers birthday? asking for some friends
 
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Good God the plasters post. I couldn't be bothered reading beyond the 'walked in on yet another....'. I could come up with a longwinded clumsy metaphor to explain how that photo came about but I'll leave those to him...
 
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Good God the plasters post. I couldn't be bothered reading beyond the 'walked in on yet another....'. I could come up with a longwinded clumsy metaphor to explain how that photo came about but I'll leave those to him...
Not got many likes or comments since he put it up either - coz he’s blown the tiny mindz of Ellie-May and Jeremiah-Dillon from sadville Arizona by calling them plasters rather than band-aids. Know your audience Slyman
 
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Not at all. Also, it definitely wouldn't be creepy either if you found yourself placing a box of plasters, hairbands, and period paranaphelia (I can't spell that!?!) on the doorstep either.

Will you promise to update us?

Sorry about your friend losing her mum btw xx
 
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Good God the plasters post. I couldn't be bothered reading beyond the 'walked in on yet another....'. I could come up with a longwinded clumsy metaphor to explain how that photo came about but I'll leave those to him...
Infact I'll give it a whirl because #LOLs:
Like a dog with more fleas on it than all the ants in the world I had to scratch the itch to post a more-hilarious-than-your-favourite-comedian photo of some sprawled out plasters to show you all that I'm funnier than a room full of clowns who've inhaled a gallon of helium off the back of exotic cheetahs and that I'm more relatable than you even realise.
Jeez I just don't have quite his knack for this
 
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