MOD & FOD #21 If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 999k followers and my wife ain’t one

[AutumnDays]

For anyone that reported FOD’s Reno story and got a reply - he has the actual story saved under highlights with no mention of it being an advert. So still there, available for viewing without declating an Ad - maybe send a follow up email?

 

[Dogmuck]

You missed the end of the jizz exchange...Lady Fraser came through for us again! Lady Fraser you're a ledge, don't get yourself blocked just yet we need you for the lols

Omg - I’m dying
I love lady Fraser - she’s a legend

 

[Heyjude]

New thread title; short and sweet:

A draughty pile of pricks #ifyouknowyouknow

How about... Living in a pile of draughty bricks makes Sly get knocked on the head for kicks #ifyaknowYAKNOW

 

[Dogmuck]

I've been busted at Newcastle-Upon-Tynzania Costcutters buying emergency £8.99 gin

Just reported you to ASA - where’s the goddamn #AD

 

[HouseRed]

Ok. Am I being really creepy?

Later in February I have to go to Ramsgate to help a friend clear out her late-mother’s house. The OD’s house is right in between the station and the house I’m going to (though not sure if it’s on the most direct route). Is it awful that I really want to walk past it to check it out? Btw I live hours away from Ramsgate, not close to the area at all.

 

[dragonsden62]

Har har

 

[Natm87]

I hardly post but I’m sat here thinking, wouldn’t it be such a laugh if we could all meet up, cram ourselves into a Wetherspoons (because they do food & booze ) and have a good old rant and a natter face to face (well, many faces to faces lol). I for one would relish a good belly laugh with some shouty, funny, sarcastic and a little bit sweary comments from us all chipping in about the SODs.

 

[Dogmuck]

Absolutely.. and I'm not one to confirm ya knie
She was mad fer it like. However if I was on hols with I'd be glued to my phone also.


I've obvs had too much co-op gin to spell properly too! I must not be let loose on Instagram

Are you on Safari for your mothers birthday? asking for some friends

 

[PeachesthePianist]

Blocked by Westonebathrooms. Rude! I might be a bully in need of a shower.

Fear not! They love catering for those

 

[Dogmuck]

Or as wanky. It’s not an insta worthy house project if it’s not called a “reno”

Also when describing it as a Reno one (Instagrammer) needs to add “journey” to collect extra wank points for the wank bank!

 

[BeckyTheMaid]

Why have they got that ratty arsed plant in the shower

The thought of having a plant in the shower makes me fully boke. Imagine bits of soil and dead leaf touching your feet while you're washing

 

[Dogmuck]

Just read the podcast comments and fucking good on the women in the comments! The bar for men is set so fucking low, Sly is a cringe performative ally for cash who hasn’t bother to educate himself on any women’s issues at all else he’d know what utter misogynistic shit he oozes & in turn perpetuates himself. Projecting flirting onto a fucking child is perverse. We are all growing and unlearning how we were socialised so I am not expecting perfection, nor the perfect socialist dad, but fuck me these huns will truly take anything. They must be in unhappy relationships with truly trash men to see him as anything near progressive.

You’re so right! What really boils my piss is the line “I’m sorry you feel that way”, it’s such a management tool shut down, they might as well say fuck off! It doesn’t address the serious issues that have been raised! Ladies, aren’t you putting yourselves out there to inspire and influence? Well you’re doing a shit job for womankind, how about acknowledging the points raised and engaging in a rational debate, maybe even accepting some of the points raised as “fair”, not “well I thought he was amazing”. Of course you did you twat, this podcast is your new baby, you’re hardly going to call it what it is...an ugly bastard!

 

[captainhelix]

Are we going to talk about the fact Gimmie was obviously commenting on the last feed, and as soon as she was called out on it, the account has been deleted? Might be worth someone contacting Grazia or another big magazine that picked up the story initially of Alice-Gate, let them know she’s back to it?

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

He’s probably on a high now he’s posted some #ad content, euphoric recall to the good old days where they didn’t have to pay for so much as an onion. Maybe he thinks this’ll attract new brands to offer freebies... try our loo roll / hand towels / etc etc.

I don’t feel bad for them at all tbh. I feel bad for my eyes having to see those tragic Burton jeans and slither of boxer shaking its way across my phone’s screen tho.

 

[houseofhoop]

Awwww, I too have just been down memory lane visiting Alices comments and now have the rage all over again.

Just to recap then:

1. She came here not to “defend her family”, but to trash Cash Carraway, before trashing her actual mates. Charming.
2. She completely recognised a year ago the concerns over selling her kids...yet here we are with that fucktard continuing to plaster them all over the gram.
3. She recognised the impact of influencers portraying an unattainable lifestyle on regular people, calling out others for skiing trips and pretending she couldn’t really afford after school club for her “son”. But continued in real life to take the freebies.

She is truly a disgusting person.

And... in her ‘apology’ in November 2019 she said ‘earlier this year’ she joined tattle. However, she actually joined in November 2018...

 

[Pink Post It]

He’s edited that post within the last 15 minutes and removed (as far as I can see) the ‘pile of bricks’ terminology.... still describing it as Georgian however. How dumb does he have to be to continually edit these blatant lies when the world of Tattle has the original screenshots to evidence his Pinocchio behaviour?

 

[Dogmuck]

Oh and I’ll be watching like a hawk to check he is compliant with all the relevant ASA regulations. Thank you very much, I got this.

Some heroes don’t wear capes...they are tattlers
Good work cupcake...I will also be checking ASA website where they list the resolutions and the rulings - I’ve got your back

I was very tempted to post the link for the ASA “influencers guide” on Slys site today. Has anyone read that? Jesus they have defo written it for their target audience - I think last time I read something that low brow I was 6

 

[SaladDressing]

Just reported you to ASA - where’s the goddamn #AD

Ha! Today I have Mother_Father_Grandma_InFactTheWholeFeckinFamily_Of_Hangovers
However, even reading back at my daft ass posts from last night hasn't made me cringe as much as looking at one of FODs posts
#blessedAF but feeling #crapAF please send thoughts and prayers

 

[Colettesian]

That lampshade in the bedroom was 500 quid

 

[Cleartalker]

it majorly freaks me out and I agree. There’s this “type” of sexual abuse and I swore the name was implicit sexual abuse but nothing is ranking on google for it, but it’s where parents lack appropriate sexual boundaries with their kids but aren’t abusing them by contact (the “traditional” way I guess?) - so talk openly about their sex lives, or lack of, sexualise their children / friends, it’s so hard to explain well I’m sorry I’m not doing it justice but it’s really common where a parent is a sexual abuse survivor because they haven’t been taught appropriate boundaries themselves. My dad’s dad was abused by the Catholic Church (quite badly in Ireland it’s one of the few big cases that have come out & for Ireland that’s huge) and in turn abused my dad, who thankfully didn’t “properly” abuse us sexually but we definitely had uncomfortable implicit things happen in our house as a result and all of this and seeing those comments made me uncomfortable as there was a lot of things that *in my opinion* fall into that category. Like you shouldn’t be nibbling or licking or pinching someone at all it’s very fucking weird to me.

I don’t know how thoroughbred posh he is but I’d see boarding school as a potential red flag for causing this too.

Yes, I know exactly what you mean. My dad has NPD and really unhealthy boundaries and he used knowledge of sex/sexual content in conversations as a power thing when me and my sisters were growing up. I also feel like this type of behaviour is a huge violation of respectable boundaries. Don't nibble/lick another human, just because someone is your offspring it doesn't give you the right to do whatever you want to them. Ohhhhh, anyone else seeing the parallels?! If you sell their privacy of course you think you own them and can therefore do whatever you like to them!