MOD & FOD #21 If you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 999k followers and my wife ain’t one

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Full title by @Cassandra Cain

if you’re having girl problems I feel bad for you son, I got 999k followers and my wife ain’t one

Keeping at 999k because it scans better, hope that's ok?
 
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PoorPatrol

The most superb thread title that ever there was! Also, hi Slymon , you’re a gif.
 
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houseofhoop

The #ifyouknowyouknow is probably about tattle which proves the point that he’s reading here.
 
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skronkywildcat

What the fuck is he doing now? Some sort of TikTok thing? I thought it was like a game of Catchphrase at first.

He does remind me of Mr Chips in this clip, actually -
 
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Missgooseface

Cupcake79 said:
The #ifyouknowyouknow is probably about tattle which proves the point that he’s reading here.
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100%....

There’s no way I’d want this sort of online lifestyle, no matter how many freebies etc. I’d be going back to my day job and just get rid of my accounts!

If Simon is reading tattle, I would be mortified if my dad posted pics of me and every aspect of our lives online when I was younger. Such a staged, fake existence, honestly let it go... not sure any amount of free stuff will be worth it in the end.
 
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HowardMoon

It seems that when certain Instagrammers are called out on their behaviour on here they lose all sense of perspective and start referencing Tattle and making sly digs via IG (*cough Mrs Meldrum *cough). Am I the only one who finds this absolutely pathetic?! Who lives their life to respond to criticism by strangers on the internet? It’s a situation that they themselves have created by being a bell end and it always escalates. It’s a telling sign that his arse is squeaking about his career going down the pan and he thinks it’s all Tattle’s fault.
 
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Coconutbug

That post about the view from the bed..... I would not want that to be the view from my bed

The original owners had the right idea with the layout, no idea why they felt the need to change it so much and so quickly...
 
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Cariad

I bet he's now doing TikTok, hence those nauseating things he's doing #ifyouknowyouknow , cos he's got to be so down with the kids dontchaknow ...Sly, that boat's long sailed!...you're coming across as desperate and unhinged
 
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HowardMoon

Cariad said:
I bet he's now doing TikTok, hence those nauseating things he's doing #ifyouknowyouknow , cos he's got to be so down with the kids dontchaknow ...Sly, that boat's long sailed!...you're coming across as desperate and unhinged
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I’m loving the Partridge references on the past thread. He’s so desperate that he’s now equally Richard Madeley and Alan Partridge. AND I AM LOVING IT
 
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RemiHarps

Genuinely worrying how easy it is to find their address. I’m shocked they haven’t taken more precautions given they have four young children.
 
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GAH11

I still can’t quite fathom in what universe the SODs thought it was a good idea to publicly state that they renovated the ‘pile of bricks’ when it’s so easy to google ‘doctors surgery house Ramsgate’ and the truth is there for everyone to see!
 
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RemiHarps

It’s all to get clicks and followers isn’t it. I assume that #reno / #renovation tags get much more traffic than #redecorated or similar.
 
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Coffee-Addict

Best title ever !! Also Slymon you need to speak to a doctor hun - you have a wild look about the eyes and you are positively barking !!!
 
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