MOD & FOD #20 Chanandler Bong, your content’s all wrong!

[heretoreaditall2019]

To Whitstable , not her AirBnB!

I was going to say I can recommend you far nicer places than the shed at the base of her garden we like the crescent turner hotel, ring up and ask for a room with a sea view though! obvs the fishermen’s huts would be the dream but we’ve tried and failed for 5 whole years! And you must go to wheeler’s, you need to book 3 months in advance though they book up so quickly and only open up their books for 3 mo stints! really lovely there though x

 

[ForeverMakingJibesWicked]

I was going to say I can recommend you far nicer places than the shed at the base of her garden we like the crescent turner hotel, ring up and ask for a room with a sea view though! obvs the fishermen’s huts would be the dream but we’ve tried and failed for 5 whole years! And you must go to wheeler’s, you need to book 3 months in advance though they book up so quickly and only open up their books for 3 mo stints! really lovely there though x

It’s my wedding anniversary tomorrow and my husband proposed in Whistable, post oysters and during a freshly fried and sugared donut. I adore the place.

Anyway guys

As you were.

 

[Cabbagepatch]

It's on her mother' closed account which didn't used to be private. I started following her mother because she has an airbnb in Whitstable and I'm planning a visit there..

Ooh I quite fancy a holiday in Whitstable...

 

[Mustard]

I was going to say I can recommend you far nicer places than the shed at the base of her garden we like the crescent turner hotel, ring up and ask for a room with a sea view though! obvs the fishermen’s huts would be the dream but we’ve tried and failed for 5 whole years! And you must go to wheeler’s, you need to book 3 months in advance though they book up so quickly and only open up their books for 3 mo stints! really lovely there though x

Thank you. The shed in Mumma MoD's garden does not look comfortable at all and especially not in the colder months.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

It’s my wedding anniversary tomorrow and my husband proposed in Whistable, post oysters and during a freshly fried and sugared donut. I adore the place.

Anyway guys

As you were.

Omg I love this - congrats that’s lovely! I know exactly where you’re talking about cos we got engaged & did the same thing, I got married vvvv close to there too (I’m not from Whitstable but my options of ~origin were south or east London...... neither of which appealed). I had to use the savage toilets out the back of that hut to the right at one point on the day, wearing satin shoes and a silk dress praying I didn’t absorb any of the puddle of wee (or worse).

Love Whitstable so much!! But if anyone is planning a holiday (or a wedding!) do DM me I love a natter just not u Simon hun x

 

[Treeofforgiveness]

One of my favourite places ever!
I adore Whitstable. We go there frequently.
Hmmmm! Just an interesting fact that I’ve remembered from ages ago. When the OD’s moved to Kent, C put up a post on her stories of her sitting on the steps of a house in Deal...I was flabbergasted as I knew it was my best friends house. He’s hugely influential in the advertising business, was involved with the David Gandy Autograph Collection ages ago ., I asked him if he knew her, but he didn’t as he hates the tit on social media. God love him!
Just tattle gossip! Sorry

 

[Mustard]

I was going to say I can recommend you far nicer places than the shed at the base of her garden we like the crescent turner hotel, ring up and ask for a room with a sea view though! obvs the fishermen’s huts would be the dream but we’ve tried and failed for 5 whole years! And you must go to wheeler’s, you need to book 3 months in advance though they book up so quickly and only open up their books for 3 mo stints! really lovely there though x

Robert Elms, BBC London presenter and his wife, Christina Elms, photographer, used to own one of those fishermen huts. They sold it and bought a cottage in Suffolk which was renovated and is a holiday let. Robert used to say that one reason they sold it was because of the traffic and time it took to drive there,

 

[houseofhoop]

Wonder if Simon will post tonight or not. Might risk loosing more followers...I’m on the edge of my seat here

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Robert Elms, BBC London presenter and his wife, Christina Elms, photographer, used to own one of those fishermen huts. They sold it and bought a cottage in Suffolk which was renovated and is a holiday let. Robert used to say that one reason they sold it was because of the traffic and time it took to drive there,

Can totally believe that, on my wedding day - in my wedding dress, still holding my bouquet - was helping my husband into a car parking space (summer chaos) and had a man start on me from his car as he thought he was entitled to the space!!! Elderly ladies intervened and stood guard til we managed to park The level of rage people have on the roads round there is unreal in the summer.

And @Cupcake79 also avidly waiting what’s next. I think him and clem must be going through a hit list of sponcon opportunities so it’ll be a weird new theme to add to the roster. Maybe actually attending a home bargains IRL?

 

[Bizziebody]

LouisTheroux...

Love watching his documentaries ,gave up on the one about Scientology though. They are too crazy to even try and comprehend .

 

[houseofhoop]

Love watching his documentaries ,gave up on the one about Scientology though. They are too crazy to even try and comprehend .

Yeah, and you end up shouting at the TV ‘Fucks sake you fuckers!!’

It’s happened! But I Don’t understand his latest story

Oh he had another story to post, still not exactly funny or inspirational. He’s here for the lols guys, the lolly lol lols

Further observation... being the eco minded man that he is, I’m pleased to see he’s using a reusable cup...fucks sake man, you are so off point. Another do as I say not as I do. Go. Away.

 

[Cabbagepatch]

One of my favourite places ever!
I adore Whitstable. We go there frequently.
Hmmmm! Just an interesting fact that I’ve remembered from ages ago. When the OD’s moved to Kent, C put up a post on her stories of her sitting on the steps of a house in Deal...I was flabbergasted as I knew it was my best friends house. He’s hugely influential in the advertising business, was involved with the David Gandy Autograph Collection ages ago ., I asked him if he knew her, but he didn’t as he hates the tit on social media. God love him!
Just tattle gossip! Sorry

Also love Deal. We’ve stayed there a few times. What was she doing sat on your mates doorstep?
I’m predicting there will be a post about how he’s solo parenting and has forgotten to get something in for dinner, because he’s so daft and hapless (*add some gurning here*) so he’s had to swing by the local #coop for a few bits to rustle up a healthy meal. It might even be their £5 freezer deal. Showing he can feed 4 kids for a fiver. (Hey Aldi! He’s over there...)

All served with a nice healthy

 

[Doobots]

I hate to agree with Fod (well his sister) but they're right about the honking Pumpkin coffee.

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

Also love Deal. We’ve stayed there a few times. What was she doing sat on your mates doorstep?
I’m predicting there will be a post about how he’s solo parenting and has forgotten to get something in for dinner, because he’s so daft and hapless (*add some gurning here*) so he’s had to swing by the local #coop for a few bits to rustle up a healthy meal. It might even be their £5 freezer deal. Showing he can feed 4 kids for a fiver. (Hey Aldi! He’s over there...)

All served with a nice healthy

Lmao #coop. Looks like he’s going after pumpkin cafe now surely he’s not intending to do #sponcon with him and the twins ~challenging the perceptions of what the pumpkin cafe really has to offer~??

Ps anyone else absolutely aghast that he’s TOUCHING THE FILTHY TRAYS ON THE TRAINS

 

[Sweettutu]

I once opened a train tray and it was covered in dried on vomit.

 

[I_Like_Tractors]

All the '?!?' just adds to him seeming a little *too* bothered by a trivial question. Clawing for content as usual!

 

[Bizziebody]

Maybe someone ate a fOd vomit sandwich

 

[heretoreaditall2019]

I once opened a train tray and it was covered in dried on vomit.

This made me dry heave

 

[Emmadale]

Thank you. The shed in Mumma MoD's garden does not look comfortable at all and especially not in the colder months.

You might get sightings of the SODS though!

 

[Sweettutu]

The pumpkin thing is probably because the cafes were too small for the bigger chains when the leases were originally signed. Network Rail probably granted them leases protected by the landlord and tenant act 1954 which gives the tenant the right to renew at market rate. So I daresay costa or Starbucks would love to muscle in, but the leases protect the little pumpkin franchise. Would think pumpkin is a smaller uk entity and actually pays taxes, but I CBA to check on companies house. Think a lot operate as franchises so ultra local.

I stand corrected. Pumpkin a sub brand of ssp group FTSE250 who own upper crust and caffe ritazza. ie the railway concourse specialist. Got in there before Starbucks got their socks on.