MOD & FOD #2 Non stop cringe, shady AF, daddy's unhinged

[CyanideKiss]

She's had porcelain veneers like all the Towie lot. But they all make the same mistake, having them too big, too prominent and far too white. It's slightly altered her profile and changed the proportions of her lower face.

 

[Instawanker]

I have a strong girls club jumper, and a tee. Wearing it right now in fact! And I have seen bits of her stuff out and about.

I had a couple and some tees - they are great quality but I have given them to a mate

 

[Ohflogoff]

He’s a bloody liar. My first job was working in a hair dressers for £10 a day.

 

[ThreeFourFive]

The Guardian article is truly depressing, but hey, twins do seem to be any child exploiter's dream. There are 2 threads on Mumsnet at the moment, one about Brooklyn Beckham and one about a 12 year old and "likes" on a social media website. When will being a parent who exploits a child become socially unacceptable?

 

[ThreeFourFive]

...... but it is good to see she is reading this thread. Maybe we could become the influencer's influencer!

 

[Birdy60]

Bet DLAM’s fewmin’ she hasn’t been invited to that

or jess the fat funny one.....

 

[BluerMoon]

Yes he is.

He mentioned a hysterectomy in the same breath as a contraceptive method. No Simon , a hysterectomy is usually for more serious gynaecology issues.

Exactly that, with a 8 week + recovery time. I’d be impressed if anyone managed to hide that from their significant other!

 

[Herewego]

I hear you, however it’s not really the holiday of a lifetime for them when they go on similar jaunts 3x a year

This exactly.

 

[GreyWolf]

I laughed at the pics of the girls - all from the back pretty much. S'ok MOD they're still plastered all over your feed. Maybe she'll wrap it all up tomorrow, but little to commend her review

I thought oh the backs, but there was still one from the front...

 

[SonnyBrown]

Wrong! 2 + 2 just don't make 5.

Yes sometimes they make 345.

 

[Sp20191]

I don’t think they look too bad, they probably look a lot whiter because of her tan too x

 

[Palm23]

No, no. Please, just no.



Excellent article. So very, very true.

Influencers prey on the vulnerable. They actively create the illusion of a nice, co-dependent relationship with their followers. A comforting 'Hey, we're all in this together and aren't we all amazing' camaraderie.

Except, the sordid reality of this co-dependent relationship is actually 'Hey, I'll pretend to connect with you...............so long As. You. Keep. Buying. My. Shit. Alright?'

Thank you. Please do share if you can x

 

[CyanideKiss]

Oh, I see she is touting for a freebie garden make over now. Does it ever, ever end...?

 

[ExhaustedDad]

As business people they’re brilliant... god it hurts to say that

 

[AmberSpyglass]

He needs to think carefully about this vasectomy, because he will literally be cutting off their vital revenue source. Once the twins become less photogenic and compliant his only option will be to bang out another baby, surely?

Well they’ve certainly got the house space.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

Have the offending stories been deleted ?

 

[Exhaustednurse]

New post on her grid.

 

[non binary coat]

I’m pretty sure I remember her saying something about grinding her teeth when she was stressed and or pregnant and was self conscious about it so she had veneers on the front ones at least

Sounds like bullshit.

Veneers are just bits stuck on the roughed up teeth aren't they? That wouldn't solve if teeth were ground down from grinding. Any dentists here?

She had them done purely for aesthetics, and probably got a great deal by sending a begging email talking about her followers.

Why do dentists make them so dulux white and perfect? They would look way better a few shades darker and a more natural shape.

 

[Tattyanna]

And what if they had a boy, and he had to abandon his vulva jokes?

 

[Boobooboo]

I like them!

Me too. The teeth that is - not MOD and FOD. Can’t stand them