MOD & FOD #2 Non stop cringe, shady AF, daddy's unhinged

New thread for Mother of Daughters and Father of Daughters

Previous thread here:

MOD & FOD - Mother Of Daughters & Father Of Daughters

So MOD has declared they are going to have an ethical Christmas of charitable donations and no gifts between MOD/FOD. Very easy to do this when your year has been swamped with gifts, holidays, breaks, all sorts of lovely things I also hate the way that the message is you aren’t ‘unethical’...

tattle.life

 

[PeppaPig]

At least fod has now changed his suicide mention in his oh so funny post..

 

All that massive long post to say he's been picking up dog tit. Took me 15 mins to decipher what the hell he was on about. That's assuming I'm right anyway.

 

[ThreeFourFive]

Maybe this will be the thread where the selfless one comes clean about those deleted ads!

 

[FrannyGallops]

Maybe this will be the thread where the selfless one comes clean about those deleted ads!

Do we know if they were ads she deleted?

 

[CyanideKiss]

It's his strangulated prose which is just painful to read. This man has never met a metaphor he didn't like and immediately crowbar into his writing.

 

[ThreeFourFive]

Do we know if they were ads she deleted?

No, but I can't imagine what else they could be - unless she has suddenly got all shy about plastering her daughters all over the Internet....

 

No, but I can't imagine what else they could be - unless she has suddenly got all shy about plastering her daughters all over the Internet....

Had a quick glance through her feed and it must be ads she's deleted because there's still a lot of pics of the twins there, unless they were pics of the older girls she's deleted. It would be pretty pointless for her to delete them now considering they've been public for so long and they're still all over FODs public page anyway

 

[GreyWolf]

It's his strangulated prose which is just painful to read. This man has never met a metaphor he didn't like and immediately crowbar into his writing.

And because he has fans asking how he writes his amazing stuff and he’s so proud he’s self taught, he doesn’t seem to realise it’s awful. Embarrassingly awful.
There’s a woman I know, she’s very wealthy. Her 4 kids all going through very expensive private school, 18th birthdays in New York, brand new car for 17th, you know the drill. She’s perfectly pleasant but I’ve had to block her on IG (we never followed each other-I am anonymous on IG) because she was constantly posting on MOD and FODS pages how wonderful they are, ignore the jealous poor people kind of thing. How funny and real FOD was. It’s crazy.

 

And because he has fans asking how he writes his amazing stuff and he’s so proud he’s self taught, he doesn’t seem to realise it’s awful. Embarrassingly awful.

The annoying thing about it is that not only did he breed a whole load of instadads, but they all write in the same way. They need to learn less is more, but then it would just say 'picking up dog tit for the past week' or 'kids are playing up' so I suppose he has to decorate it somehow. Reminds me of those awful self published free books you get on kindle

 

[yellow_daisies]

It's his strangulated prose which is just painful to read. This man has never met a metaphor he didn't like and immediately crowbar into his writing.

Can you imagine how tortuous that book has written must be? Hopefully it's heavily ghostwritten.

 

[FrannyGallops]

Can you imagine how tortuous that book has written must be? Hopefully it's heavily ghostwritten.

I don’t think it was. If you look at some of the 1 star reviews on Amazon, it looks like the book is more of the same kind of stuff he posts on IG. But goes on for longer

 

[yellow_daisies]

I don’t think it was. If you look at some of the 1 star reviews on Amazon, it looks like the book is more of the same kind of stuff he posts on IG. But goes on for longer

And yet there are so many ACTUALLY talented writers who would give their right arm for a book deal!

 

[CyanideKiss]

I used to write for a living and met so many gifted writers who just couldn't get a book deal, it was heartbreaking.

 

[meetmeinthemiddle]

I used to write for a living and met so many gifted writers who just couldn't get a book deal, it was heartbreaking.

This!! It makes me so angry these people call themselves 'authors', they are not. It is zeitgeist publishing for a quick buck!

 

[FrannyGallops]

Wonder if there’ll be another book from FOD. He’s got more material with the dog. ‘Two Penises in a Household of Vulvas- A man and man’s best friend’s struggle in an atmosphere of oestrogen’.

 

[GreyWolf]

Wonder if there’ll be another book from FOD. He’s got more material with the dog. ‘Two Penises in a Household of Vulvas- A man and man’s best friend’s struggle in an atmosphere of oestrogen’.

‘Struggle’ is way too short!!

A man and a man’s best friend sinking on a sea of confused, feisty vulva with no lifeboat in an atmosphere of oestrogen.

 

[FrannyGallops]

‘Struggle’ is way too short!!

A man and a man’s best friend sinking on a sea of confused, feisty vulva with no lifeboat in an atmosphere of oestrogen.

Oh yeah, of course, it’s FOD we’re talking about. Why use one word when you can use 17?

 

[PeppaPig]

Mod has made her profile public again.

 

[GreyWolf]

Mod has made her profile public again.

Expect that’s because all the love at Cribbs yesterday talking about body positivity has reassured her all 635k followers are just lovely fluffy sheep who adore her so what harm could there be on social media? It’s a lovely place where people are just so so lovely.