MOD & FOD #2 Non stop cringe, shady AF, daddy's unhinged

[ExhaustedDad]

Yep, exactly. And FOD’s posts are even worse. They’re both incredibly sloppy when it comes to proofreading. For a pair who spend so much time setting up ridiculous situations to photograph, they don’t apply the same standards to their captions.

P.S BUY FOD’S BOOK! It’s the funniest parebnting book ever! (Don’t these people have spellcheck on their phones?!)

I'm surprised they've not been approach by Grammarly. I made up a new character for FOD .... To me he is 'Metaphor Man'

 

[Mummykins]

Yeah it wasn’t that risk factor so much, more that even in a private moment you are getting your camera out and thinking of the captions

 

[Mustard]

What is up with his dad dancing? He really must be auditioning for something.

 

[yellow_daisies]

Oh dear....another brand (oddbox veg) kicking themselves today that they’d ever taken the strategic social media decision (!) of “reaching out” to CT for an honest #gifted review.

She looks such an idiot right now!

 

[BingoWings]

Just looked back to see if any Ad was added to the holding of hands photo with DLAM!!

 

[GiggleBee]

What's one of the twins done to her finger? Looks like it's broken as it's taped together.

 

[AmberSpyglass]

That just sums her up! Any decent midwife would be interested to hear how baby was & grateful to be appreciated


Lol at the pikachu film so would I tho!!

 

[Mamchat]

Does anyone know what fod actually does? Why does he travel for work? Does he only work from home?

You can find him on LinkedIn. Some kind of management consultant.

 

[Little Miss Twine Pants]

“Reno” and “Sainos” - it’s like a patois for cunts

 

[Dumbdumb]

I was curious about the Blake lively references but think my eyes started bleeding at the captions.
Does he do it on stories?

 

[ShoopShoop]

Sure is, completely bold new frontier.

 

[motherofdonkeys]

Did she delete the ASOS story?

looks like it, yes.

 

[ThreeFourFive]

I used to find Clemmie quite endearing and relatable when she had the twins, I had another baby at the same time and enjoyed following them but it’s amazing how quickly she changed from ‘normal run of the mill working mum with a blog on the side and a fairly large Instagram following’ to her and her husband doing Instagram as a JOB (I know they both still work but at this point don’t you think their careers are run as side jobs now, for just in case?) everything’s an ad or a popularity contest. It’s so boring.

I think she has to do her one day a week to keep her midwife licence.

 

[GreyWolf]

There’s bound to be a photo to accompany the tantrum, I remember it too, wasn’t it for Boots?

I don’t remember which photo it was but am aware that lots of deals state time of upload etc.

 

[PeppaPig]

He’s either got this page on constant f5 or Clemmie/Anya/one of Anyas friends saw it - obviously the worst outcome. It just shows how he puts absolutely no depth of thought into what he shares, he does not respect his family or their privacy one bit

 

[ThreeFourFive]

I've seen some good comments well one lol by your insta account @tummyrumbler123
Too bad they won't engage with your critical thinking

Wrong! 2 + 2 just don't make 5.

 

[yellow_daisies]

This is a good point they both look around 45 easily

I used to think he was quite a lot older than her tbf.

 

[dollparts]

I don't think Mod would allow Fod to do Strictly, with the curse being so prevalent nowadays, he'd love to be approached though, his ego would go through the roof.

I wouldn't touch him with yours..

 

[GreyWolf]

I wondered if it meant cock! He’s both. And a knob. Although they really didn’t like it when someone called him a wanker.

 

[Sweettutu]

Was she the one who referenced stabbing? Or was that the mum with cancer?