Omg bless you, I love coming here too much - I’ve been left alone w my thoughts too long now I’m here to annoy everyone!!*They’d have dreaded release, then week one would have happened and they’d have died internally*
I do love you @heretoreaditall2019
That made me proper lol
Honestly the fall out from this would be bleeping comedy gold. Why aren’t we co writing our influencer tv series yet guys??? These numbers provide the content for at least one episode of Simon being abused by an aging coke head brit pop era dinosaur?
Anyone remember keisha da sket? It was file transferred chapter by chapter on Bluetooth on London buses between the youth(TM) back in the day. It wz wrttn lyk dis. But verged on Shakespearean as no one knew where it came from, whether each chapter was the same girl, or what. Why she’s not come forward is beyond me x
Out of interest in books do they only start paying royalties once you’ve recouped your advance / outlay (like marketing managers booking their hotel rooms, dinners, flights, etc to your project code)? As Simon’s gonna be waiting a millennia if soI agree advances are small compared to what they used to be, but I think most publishers would pay and advance and royalties on a book of this type. Again, not a lot, but I can’t imagine his agent not negotiating an advance and royalty.