Missgreedyshome #5 The new house is so tit, £400k and wants to change every bit!

[whattheflip]

Yeah the missing flooring by the fire is just so confusing, has she said anything nice about the house? Aww man she drains me just watching her stories. Surely she could’ve picked a more modern house which didn’t need much doing to it and just added a flaming balcony, but then she couldn’t get *gifted so much I suppose pissing myself saying one of the boys had an amazing view of the horses (looks out said view window and could just see trees) and btw, I live in a housing association house and I love it, live my house, area, everything and I’m proud to say that

The ‘view of the horses’ cracked me up. When you’re lying to try and big up your view Greedy it helps to not prove it’s a lie by showing the view!

 

[JessicaFletcher36]

I kind of feel like that en suite was originally a cupboard and the reason there’s no toilet is because of the sewerage. I could be wrong though. Its not easy to put a toilet in, especially as it seems the waste is at the front where the other two toilets are. She might find that a problem with her idea of moving the front door/pipe. Thats not just any pipe its a soil pipe, not easy to move at all. We moved one when we did our extension and it was a nightmare and very expensive. Had no choice though because it was against the wall we were knocking through for the extension.

 

[Veracosy]

'NOT an ad I paid for their service' when is Greedy gonna understand when you're in a relationship its 'WE'!
It's always, I bought this, I bought that, my boys etc. Never 'WE', 'OURS'.
There's no I in team Greedy.

 

[Rarathelion]

Update from the last thread:

More Tattlers have become aware of Greedy’s colourful past whereby her ex partner (co parent to her children) had been convicted of scamming elderly people for thousands of pounds. This all occurred whilst in a relationship with Greedy however Greedy denies any involvement in the scamming.

After starting and failing numerous diets and exercise regimes this year, as part of Greedy’s never ending and exhausting mission to convince everyone on Instagram (and herself) that she is happy with her body, she went under the knife and had her implants removed. She promptly then went away with H for yet another well deserved mini break and soaked her new surgery wound in a hot tub which resulted in a wound infection. Greedy of course claimed that the infection was so severe she was practically on deaths door, however she was never hospitalised. She took to her sofa and insisted on COMPLETE REST. Whilst H ran around making and spraying the bed under Greedy’s critial eye. Greedy was busy airing her tit all day. This soon stopped when she didn’t get the attention she so desperately craved.

greedy and H got a dog who was immediately set up with his own Instagram account. Cat content has since been at an all time low. Greedy splashed out on a variety of bespoke hand made harnesses for the puppy who has now doubled in size rendering her purchases useless. She didn’t receive the attention or freebies she desired so dog content dried up.

Greedy spent a number of weeks hinting at a BIG REVEAL trying to whip her followers in to a frenzy. The reveal was finally exposed to be that Greedy and H have bought a house. Greedy then appeared on stories to reveal what we all already knew, her old house is Council and she didn’t own it. The thousands earned from swipe ups she has spend on renovating the garden, installing fire walls etc was all for a property she didn’t even own. So we can only assume this was done to keep up appearances on the gram.

We waited with baited breath for the house tour of their new abode. Greedy pointed her finger aggressively and turned her nose up at every detail of the house, and reeled off a list of renovations she intends to complete. It seems she doesn’t actually like anything about the house except the balcony. She also attenpted to explain how the front is the back and the back is the front. The garden is reminiscent of Telly Tubby hill and completely unsuitable for young children to play. She doesn’t have off street parking at this property but thats ok, she plans to purchase the cul de sac turning circle to use for her own personal parking. Be interesting to see how that pans out.

Greedy also carelessly showed many landmarks during the tour making it extremely easy for anyone to find her address online. She also filmed neighbouring private gardens. Her neighbours must be thrilled.

Greedy became emotional on her stories talking about her rags to riches story. She wishes she could help other people who are struggling. Numerous screenshots have been shared of Greedy selling her previously gifted house items on Facebook. Shame she couldn’t gift them to those people she’s apparently desperate to help.

The sago continues.

Hope I haven’t forgotten anything

Thanks you cured my noseyness about the pensioners thing

 

[fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa]

The ‘view of the horses’ cracked me up. When you’re lying to try and big up your view Greedy it helps to not prove it’s a lie by showing the view!

Exactly! Baffling behaviour

 

[NoseyParkerMickyBarker]

'NOT an ad I paid for their service' when is Greedy gonna understand when you're in a relationship its 'WE'!
It's always, I bought this, I bought that, my boys etc. Never 'WE', 'OURS'.
There's no I in team Greedy.
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SPOT ON! I have been thinking this for a while - it’s never “we” or “us”. I like H, but I feel sorry for her - I’m guessing the house is between them, yet it’s “Greedy this” “Greedy that” - even the bloody doormat has Greedy written on it - what about H? She does all the hard work with the kids and housework after all!

I kind of feel like that en suite was originally a cupboard and the reason there’s no toilet is because of the sewerage. I could be wrong though. Its not easy to put a toilet in, especially as it seems the waste is at the front where the other two toilets are. She might find that a problem with her idea of moving the front door/pipe. Thats not just any pipe its a soil pipe, not easy to move at all. We moved one when we did our extension and it was a nightmare and very expensive. Had no choice though because it was against the wall we were knocking through for the extension.

She’s seriously underestimating the cost of things - the list of jobs she has in mind will be the same cost that she paid for the house!

 

[Veracosy]

SPOT ON! I have been thinking this for a while - it’s never “we” or “us”. I like H, but I feel sorry for her - I’m guessing the house is between them, yet it’s “Greedy this” “Greedy that” - even the bloody doormat has Greedy written on it - what about H? She does all the hard work with the kids and housework after all!


She’s seriously underestimating the cost of things - the list of jobs she has in mind will be the same cost that she paid for the house!

And the hard work with Greedy herself
It really gets on my tits, always, me, me, me!
She's a thick narcissist. I always did prefer H hugely, until I seen the "stupid girl" vids on the stories, it grated on my nerves as much as Greedy does.
H just appears to be an accessory in Greedy's lifestyle. Wonder if H has realised yet?

 

[HatterMad]

Didn't someone say on the last thread that she got rid of her sofa? I spied another tonight or is it new again.

 

[Veracosy]

Its the old sofa, but she has been banging on about going for a neutral- beige theme in this house. So I doubt the grey sofa has a long life span in greedy's small world.

Didn't someone say on the last thread that she got rid of her sofa? I spied another tonight or is it new again.

 

[Godgivemestregth]

Yeah the missing flooring by the fire is just so confusing, has she said anything nice about the house? Aww man she drains me just watching her stories. Surely she could’ve picked a more modern house which didn’t need much doing to it and just added a flaming balcony, but then she couldn’t get *gifted so much I suppose pissing myself saying one of the boys had an amazing view of the horses (looks out said view window and could just see trees) and btw, I live in a housing association house and I love it, live my house, area, everything and I’m proud to say that

I thought that ! What bleeping horses and that other bedroom with the tit pull down bed

I used to like her , she would chat to me in messages then she just stopped , like oh I’m to important to talk you … then everything was buy buy buy ! Like the iconic stuff bugged me , she doesn’t even like wearing makeup ? Baffles me

 

[fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa]

duck sake, I’m looking at her stories this morning with sleep still in my eyes and she’s flogging Gusto already! Gotta pay that mortgage

 

[Icbaaaa]

I used to like her , she would chat to me in messages then she just stopped , like oh I’m to important to talk you … then everything was buy buy buy ! Like the iconic stuff bugged me , she doesn’t even like wearing makeup ? Baffles me

I remember one of her first iconic ads and she said she doesn't wear makeup and doesnt know how to apply it and just winged it apparently then said she was surprised iconic wanted to work with her again. Annoys me because they could have contacted another "influencer" to promote

 

[Dorothy-redshoes]

It was me who said about the sofa suprise suprise, a photo featuring the sofa just for our benefit

 

[Lottieloubert]

Omg why she gone all hinch with that thumb and tossing tit

 

[fuzzyhoosecoatluvaaa]

Gusto story deleted and then added again to the end of her story, making sure her and HAAAA are fed

 

[Lottieloubert]

Gusto story deleted and then added again to the end of her story, making sure her and HAAAA are fed

I noticed this clearly didn’t get many views being early scummy scammer

 

[BeyoncéCarter-Knowles]

I thought that ! What bleeping horses and that other bedroom with the tit pull down bed

I used to like her , she would chat to me in messages then she just stopped , like oh I’m to important to talk you … then everything was buy buy buy ! Like the iconic stuff bugged me , she doesn’t even like wearing makeup ? Baffles me

YES THE BED! The pull down bed!
She’s like “when any kid sees this, they’ll want one”…. Then she pulls down a mouldy, stained old bed that your granny wouldn’t sleep in. Yeah…. Okay, greedy. The kids will all want one

 

[Cj2098]

YES THE BED! The pull down bed!
She’s like “when any kid sees this, they’ll want one”…. Then she pulls down a mouldy, stained old bed that your granny wouldn’t sleep in. Yeah…. Okay, greedy. The kids will all want one

My kid wouldn’t be sleeping on it that’s for sure

 

[Chesneyslittlesister]

Tell me you have a management team without telling me you have a management team. Ad, ad, ad, swipe up, ad, ad........

 

[Flyingbaby]

She’s turning into Soloman and Hinch
So predictable