Missgreedyshome #13 This month's breakdown done and dusted, garden furniture mystery....busted

[N-NewGirl]

Neeeeew thread time!
We’re getting through these quicker!

Thanks to @Parry1988 for the thread title

I don’t have kids but surely putting curtains up in their bedrooms would be one of the very first things you do when you move in?

 

[Say.what82]

Come on who has £45 to spend on a candle?

 

[Parry1988]

Neeeeew thread time!
We’re getting through these quicker!

Thanks to @Parry1988 for the thread title

I don’t have kids but surely putting curtains up in their bedrooms would be one of the very first things you do when you move in?

Cheers m'dear
Recap for oldies and newbies
*Charl had a breakdown which she miraculously recovered from in 12 days ( the boozy weekend away with the girls, pamper sessions and filler / botox appointments must have helped )
*Claimed she's off the booze......which lasted about a week before posting herself back to eating crap and drinking first thing in the morning
*did a walk around a garden centre where she claimed she just had to have an egg chair and bench because they were so cheap (at just under £700 so relatable charl)
An Eagle eyed tattler noticed and had receipts 🤌🤌🤌 that she already had both as seen in earlier stories!!charl (who doesnt read tattle)quickly asked herself the question on her q&a so she could reply with a cover story of the old owners having exactly the same ones, what are the odds
*newest in the style colab is embarrassing
*has declared she's having an extension and now an outdoor swimming pool too
Probably more I've missed out but for any newbies that came over after the cringe tatsic breakdown pity post ( who can forget the jelly tears and bad belly face ) wiki is the pink button at the top for a rundown of the real charlotte greedy

 

[gossip29]

Cheers m'dear
Recap for oldies and newbies
*Charl had a breakdown which she miraculously recovered from in 12 days ( the boozy weekend away with the girls, pamper sessions and filler / botox appointments must have helped )
*Claimed she's off the booze......which lasted about a week before posting herself back to eating crap and drinking first thing in the morning
*did a walk around a garden centre where she claimed she just had to have an egg chair and bench because they were so cheap (at just under £700 so relatable charl)
An Eagle eyed tattler noticed and had receipts 🤌🤌🤌 that she already had both as seen in earlier stories!!charl (who doesnt read tattle)quickly asked herself the question on her q&a so she could reply with a cover story of the old owners having exactly the same ones, what are the odds
*newest in the style colab is embarrassing
*has declared she's having an extension and now an outdoor swimming pool too
Probably more I've missed out but for any newbies that came over after the cringe tatsic breakdown pity post ( who can forget the jelly tears and bad belly face ) wiki is the pink button at the top for a rundown of the real charlotte greedy

- been in her house 9 months and only just finished ONE of her childrens bedrooms (hers was priority for the gram ofc)

 

[macie]

45 quid for a candle,garden furniture ,hey the money H ripped off ppl is being spent well ,the stupid crocs are prob what shes been working on coz shes got sod all else to talk about

Aw here we go 1st ad been waiting alday for this ,yeah coz youve got nowt else to talk about or flog 20% wow wee still wouldnt buy it,this is a new 1 for you ,you must of had to go begging ,and see yr still reading here go n bore off

 

[Chesneyslittlesister]

She's trolling us again with the curtains. Doesn't know if she can have them taken up? What didn't know you could cut fabric with scissors and put a hem on it? Also if you manage to find what you need in Dunelm that's really not a struggle.

 

[LilToes]

She’s acting as those wooden curtain poles are brand new on the market, I hand them in my bedroom when I was 5

that room colour is awful for a child no colour in there apart from a fake plant that he won’t care for

 

[macie]

Them scents put you in a heavenly zone ,nah greedy thats the drink that does that ,loves it so much yet shes had to read reviews ,come on greedy ya telling porkies again,god H in for a treat watch she doesnt melt ya face looks bad enough with the fillers,greedy its a brown curtain pole how the hell is that lush ,and for every1 not asking about the paint its beige and take the curtains up you stupid girl or should i say get some1 else to do it for you ,coz no doubt you wouldnt even no how to thread a needle

 

[Beanpop442]

I don’t know if it was covered in the previous thread but she’s deleted her grid post ‘woe is me’ ugly crying photo..

 

[macie]

Aw there you go some1s told her she can take them up doesnt tk a genius to work that 1 out but it doea when it comes to bimbo greedy jeezas go and give your head a wobble

Shes deleted it as she knows how fake it was,fake tears fake greedy

 

[hollydollydaydream]

I am enlightened!!! I now know that long curtains…can be shortened!!!

Tomorrow’s insta-quandary…can short curtains be lengthened??? Now…that’s gonna be the tester (ffs!!!)

Did I really just hear that…from a supposedly grown woman???

And there must be Noah and his Ark on that wallpaper or curtains because that’s where that pine curtain rail has come from!!! How dated is that!!! Stepping back into the 80’s there!!!!

 

[macie]

Must of had 2 to many when picking curtain pole as bliddy awful whole room looks ready for a 3 yr old

 

[Forthecraic]

We recently replaced a pine curtain pole that had been up for 14 years we don’t redecorate bedrooms every year and replace absolutely everything.

 

[Parry1988]

- been in her house 9 months and only just finished ONE of her childrens bedrooms (hers was priority for the gram ofc)

We've been renovating our home from the same time she started hers and the first rooms we did were the kids and the bathroom upstairs so they had somewhere to play and relax away from the mess, we've been in a bare room and will be that way until we've finished most the rooms.her kids rooms are so bland and uninviting for children

 

[Passthecake]

She's doing whatever she can to keep followers at this point

 

[macie]

Coffee porn and dancing on stairs bringing back old content ,yeah coz youve got fxxk all else to give ,your that sad and desperate for followers you go on like a prat how embaressing ,try getting a proper job and actually doing some real work for your money instead of sitting on yr arse n begging ppl

No1 cares about your haul its just stuff you bought useing other ppls money ....ask H you more wanna concentrate on sueing the person who did ya fillers

 

[Parry1988]

She's done too many stories today guys so won't be doing the haul she promised , funny how it was the haul she forgot and not the ads

 

[Say.what82]

That pizza thing looked rank, sorry I don't put tuna on my pizza simply because it's sick

 

[kmce4]

Neeeeew thread time!
We’re getting through these quicker!

Thanks to @Parry1988 for the thread title

I don’t have kids but surely putting curtains up in their bedrooms would be one of the very first things you do when you move in?

Legit. At the first early wake up I’d be next day delivering a blackout curtain

 

[JessicaFletcher36]

I am enlightened!!! I now know that long curtains…can be shortened!!!

Tomorrow’s insta-quandary…can short curtains be lengthened??? Now…that’s gonna be the tester (ffs!!!)

Did I really just hear that…from a supposedly grown woman???

And there must be Noah and his Ark on that wallpaper or curtains because that’s where that pine curtain rail has come from!!! How dated is that!!! Stepping back into the 80’s there!!!!

Can short curtains be lengthened omg I am holwing