Mimi and Alex Ikonn #9 Cashless and Classless: the only iCon Mimi will ever be is in her head

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SophiaNicole

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NaomiS said:
This? I thought Alexa just really had enough!
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Hiya again! It’s been nice having a break from all the tit faces of the Icunts and I’ve been busy living my real life caring for my real kids (not an insta prop) and having a good time this long weekend (celebrating the king’s coronation NOT inauguration dumb arse MeMe).

How many hundred thousand miles did all the influenzas rake up last weekend for the pointless summit? Wasn‘t a Zoom call enough for this pile of bollocks? How many attendants actually paid? Lydia Mirren and her Ken doll husband made it clear it was an ad. I thought these two are far from representing anything intelligent.
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The Icunts are truly selfish parents. They don’t organise a day where they devote their time and resources to Alexa. Legoland, Disneyland, Peppa Pig World? She’s been dragged here and there to meet middle aged people talking about how good and important they are. My kids would shout loud and clear that’s boring. It’s not that they don’t have manners but kids don’t give a tit about all this. It’s not that it’s a fair share like MeMe and Alex go on meetings and take Alexa on a kid friendly holiday next time. She’s what now? Almost 7? She’s never been to a soft play, theme park, fun fair or water park. The kid is deprived of education. She’s banned from making friends so her parents don’t have to answer why she’s not doing everything other kids are doing. She’s dressed in the clothes her mum exposes her to. Look at Princess Charlotte today. That’s how 99.99% girls are dressed for a practical day out. Alexa is a mere China knockoff princess and head to toes in smocked dressed and tights and dinner coat everyday. View attachment 2157351
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She packed his bag. She bought his shoes. Now he looks more feminine than her.
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Hahahaha with those tree elephant legs, she should stay away from this hospital gown style and grey tights. Did she lose a bet or get dressed in the dark??!
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Prince William said today his kids are tired from this busy weekend and he’s worried about getting them up for school tomorrow. Alexa has been away most of last week and came back to London for a couple of days to go away again. The Icunts are trying hard not to accommodate their child’s basic needs which is giving her a stable home and routine.
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How sad for Alexa 🙁
 
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Delizia

Delizia

Oh Amsterdam, new English friendly city with competitive tax rates unlocked in the Ikonns mind. Have a hard time believing Mimi could really genuinely fall in love that much with Amsterdam, not sunny enough. But it sure presents a lot of advantages for them, and they've clearly been sick of London for years. I find it suspectful. Preparing a move out of London at last ???
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Susana2018 said:
In this picture of the restaurant poor Alexa seems to be having her best time in life!! Lol it must be so boring for her listening to 2 narcissists all day long.
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Is she wearing white tights with white socks under her granny froufrou dress ?
 
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Readinginks

Their fascination with Keukenhof shows how little they know about UK and its rich horticulture tradition. I appreciate that Keukenhof is pretty with its impressive display of so many tulip varieties, but UK is also full of some of the best gardens in the world, which they never visit. You don’t even need to venture too far away outside of M25 to enjoy their beauty, whilst paying entry to RHS and the National Trust or English Heritage supports their work to upkeep the invaluable work they do. But alas, I doubt the Ikons ever think of that.
 
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NaomiS

One day this will be Alexa except her eagerness for self education. Alexa will be illiterate but will resent her narcissistic parents.


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serenawaldorf

Alex going away for a week again without Mimi, really wouldn’t be surprised if they’re only together for their business. He seems to be away constantly to avoid mimi yet she is preaching how much she loves him all the time. Clearly covering something up
 
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CantStandtheIcons

There we go. Now I have an answer to my earlier question of what was the point of having a hair stylist at their woodoo summit. Advertising.
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tarotmom

serenawaldorf said:
She’s reading even more books about relationships.. there’s definitely trouble in paradise
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That was my first thought too! It’s one thing to work on your relationship, but it seems odd that Alex is bleeping off all over Europe on “business trips” and Mimi is desperately reading every relationship book she can get her hands on. It will be interesting to see how this all shakes out… stay tuned!
 
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Ashley20

Hey everyone. I’ve been lurking for a while but never posted. They seem to have lost their way and trying many things to be relevant. Wondering what’s going on with Mimi’s parents and Meme, Alex. Looks like they now live in Portugal but hadn’t visited them or spent time together in a long time. Don’t see Meme or Alex acknowledging her mom’s posts even! So weird.
 
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tarotmom

Ashley20 said:
Hey everyone. I’ve been lurking for a while but never posted. They seem to have lost their way and trying many things to be relevant. Wondering what’s going on with Mimi’s parents and Meme, Alex. Looks like they now live in Portugal but hadn’t visited them or spent time together in a long time. Don’t see Meme or Alex acknowledging her mom’s posts even! So weird.
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That’s interesting about her parents! I know that the mom and Leyla are close, but it’s true that Mimi hasn’t so much as mentioned her parents in months.
serenawaldorf said:
Couples retreat with sammy? I don’t he’s ever posted anything similar when sharing a bed with mimi
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They are both so into this Sammy dude, but especially Alex…🧐
 
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NaomiS

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If my wife constantly films herself preaching to people on internet while walking through the park, I’d try to stay away from her as much as possible. MeMe seems unhinged at the moment. She probably realised her look is raiding. She does play a small part in their business - only choosing colours or material of the packaging. Alex has no care about his family and will travel to anywhere he wants at anytime and meets new women (and men) leaving MeMe feeling insecure. Don’t play small by being a door mat MeMe. Take your own advice and swallow it whole.
 
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Lonelylondon

Readinginks said:
Their fascination with Keukenhof shows how little they know about UK and its rich horticulture tradition. I appreciate that Keukenhof is pretty with its impressive display of so many tulip varieties, but UK is also full of some of the best gardens in the world, which they never visit. You don’t even need to venture too far away outside of M25 to enjoy their beauty, whilst paying entry to RHS and the National Trust or English Heritage supports their work to upkeep the invaluable work they do. But alas, I doubt the Ikons ever think of that.
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Don’t get me wrong it looks lovely, equally, a friend of mine has a family farm in Norfolk and they do tulips every year and it looks amazing (pic attached) .. the ikonns never really travel around the UK for some reason except their one trip to Scotland. I remember around the time they first moved to London and I kind of still liked them then I commented that they should take a trip to Brighton and Mimi just responded saying ‘we’ve been’ … don’t know about you but I’d of thought if they had been somewhere they would film it considering they film everything about their lives ..
 

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NaomiS

Lonelylondon said:
Don’t get me wrong it looks lovely, equally, a friend of mine has a family farm in Norfolk and they do tulips every year and it looks amazing (pic attached) .. the ikonns never really travel around the UK for some reason except their one trip to Scotland. I remember around the time they first moved to London and I kind of still liked them then I commented that they should take a trip to Brighton and Mimi just responded saying ‘we’ve been’ … don’t know about you but I’d of thought if they had been somewhere they would film it considering they film everything about their lives ..
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They can’t go to Brighton without filming the minute they jumped on the train! The Southwest is lovely in the sunshine. Many beautiful beaches in Devon and Cornwall. I think they’re far better than Positano - long stretches of white sandy beaches. Even Margate in Kent is quite nice and becoming popular. But influenzas like MeMe and Alex will stick out like sore thumbs in the English countryside. We go to St. Ives in Cornwall a lot and even in posh places like that we never see young girls dressed as backward as Alexa, MeMe’s swirling around filming herself all the time like an idiot or Alex’s cunty awkward gestures. That’s why they go to overhyped places to mingle with overhyped people.
 
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Delizia

Delizia

CantStandtheIcons said:
There we go. Now I have an answer to my earlier question of what was the point of having a hair stylist at their woodoo summit. Advertising.
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Watched a video from Brazilian french influencer Sagiovana. She's based in Toulouse, she's got around 400k subs on YouTube I think, and she specialises in making videos about celebs gossips...well, wouldn't you know, in a special video about her daily routine she showcases the 5min Journal and Productivity planner saying the brand sent it to her. They don't even bother to translate their notebooks. And Sagiovana's audience is not really an English speaking audience I think. So I don't even understand the strategy here. Are they that desperate for a insta/YouTube mention????
Now how on earth have they stumbled upon this particular youtuber??? It seems like they just send products to random influencers.
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serenawaldorf said:
She’s reading even more books about relationships.. there’s definitely trouble in paradise
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When Alex should be the one reading it... She should be reading about being independent, she should go out and have hobbies, groups of friends, and I don't mean cuckoos friends that look so depressed Mimi next to them seems to be full of life.
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tarotmom said:
That’s interesting about her parents! I know that the mom and Leyla are close, but it’s true that Mimi hasn’t so much as mentioned her parents in months.

They are both so into this Sammy dude, but especially Alex…🧐
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Sammy is all Alex wishes he was.
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NaomiS said:
They can’t go to Brighton without filming the minute they jumped on the train! The Southwest is lovely in the sunshine. Many beautiful beaches in Devon and Cornwall. I think they’re far better than Positano - long stretches of white sandy beaches. Even Margate in Kent is quite nice and becoming popular. But influenzas like MeMe and Alex will stick out like sore thumbs in the English countryside. We go to St. Ives in Cornwall a lot and even in posh places like that we never see young girls dressed as backward as Alexa, MeMe’s swirling around filming herself all the time like an idiot or Alex’s cunty awkward gestures. That’s why they go to overhyped places to mingle with overhyped people.
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I used to spend summers in Cornwall in my early twenties. I'm not Posh and we would just go with friends, camping there, it was the best. Super laid-back, tranquil, beautiful... My parents never understood how I could spend my summers in England (we're of Spanish background and have a family house in the countryside in Spain), but I think it is the best kept secret vacation :) especially if you like French Brittany, you're gonna love Cornwall.
 
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chefigata

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Did anyone see Alex’s story… enjoying the beauty of the third world?
He now changed it to - admiring the beauty of our world. He is such a special soul, and he graced a “third world country” with his royal presence. Mexico will forever be thankful for his visit, I’m sure.
It looks like he went to another hallucinogenic type retreat while MeMe leads a completely different lifestyle. They have grown apart.

What’s up with Alex’s new, non grey shirts? Meme will not approve.
 
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